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The Hotness Your Momma Warned You About
I am The Hotness Your Momma Warned You About.
I am the Queen of Sparklegemawesomeness, living an loving live and direct from San Francisco. I don't take myself seriously, and neither should you.
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#tbt to when @laydeenerd got hitched and I dressed like a grown ass woman for once. #ilovemyfriends #sorella #friendswhoarefamily (at Foreign Cinema)
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Regram from my pal @askdzign. A lovely reminder to take the time to absorb the moment. Thanks @scribewine @scribewinery for a really fun day. (at Scribe Winery)
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Like Coco Chanel said: "I only drink champagne on two occasions: when I am in love, and when I am not." #babesandbubbles #champagne #friendsweekend #sonoma #winecountry (at Domaine Carneros Members Club)
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#duh The best Singles Awareness Day card I ever received, from the best #galentine any girl could ask for: @milterchka. In other more important news, pitchers and catchers report to Spring Training today ⚾️⚾️⚾️❤️❤️❤️.
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I needed to use up the kale from last weeks #csa delivery, so I made a #dairyfree pesto with it. Tossed it with sweet potato "noodles" and meatballs. #paleo #everydaypaglino #organic #freerange #grassfed #grainfree #spiralizer #healthyeats #absaremadeinthekitchen #italiangirlsdoitbest #hotgirlscook #lowfat #whole30 #justeatrealfood #jerf
#freerange#paleo#organic#healthyeats#dairyfree#jerf#csa#absaremadeinthekitchen#justeatrealfood#spiralizer#italiangirlsdoitbest#everydaypaglino#lowfat#hotgirlscook#whole30#grainfree#grassfed
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Sooooo, this ridiculousness happened in my kitchen: Seared scallop scampi with zucchini noodles. #paleo #spiralizer #healthyeats #italiangirlsdoitbest #absaremadeinthekitchen #hotgirlscook #glutenfree #grainfree #lowfat #organic #foodporn
#paleo#organic#healthyeats#glutenfree#grainfree#foodporn#spiralizer#italiangirlsdoitbest#lowfat#hotgirlscook#absaremadeinthekitchen
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My #mcm is so Notorious. #likebutterplaytoast #biggie #goat #spreadlove #artiheart #bigpoppa #biggievoice
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Last night I dreamt I was drinking mimosas on a boat. This can only mean two things: 1: Sober January is almost over 2: The Pirates are about to invade. Happy #Gasparilla to all my Tampanians! Celebrate my favorite holiday for me. Side note, for those of you who don't believe that Brother was a #bro, here you go. #trampa #gimmesomebeads #pirateslifeforme #youcantakeagirloutoftampa #flashbackfriday #fbf #813 (at Cheers AKA: Tears)
#gasparilla#813#gimmesomebeads#bro#fbf#pirateslifeforme#trampa#youcantakeagirloutoftampa#flashbackfriday
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#tbt to my #filthy30. Let me tell you something my friends...it takes a real #diva to have a #queen show up to your 30th birthday party, dressed as the hot tragic mess version of yourself.
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Hella hair and chi chi's to cheer our #49ers on. You don't need a 12th man when everyone on the field is doing their damned job. #questforsix #goldblooded #girlcode #sanfrancisco (at The Parlor)
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Isn't she lovely? Isn't she wonderful? So happy for my sorella @laydeenerd. Happy all the things. #wedding #sanfrancisco #foreigncinema #love #itspossible #makeitlastforever
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#tbt to 2009, when a very young and bright eyed me, first moved to #sanfrancisco. After all this time, this place still makes me glow.
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A little Monday night sorcery, composed of grilled organic chicken, sautéed kale, and spaghetti squash with a #paleo friendly creamy #dairyfree Alfredo sauce. #eatclean #glutenfree #whole30 #locallysourced #cleaneats #freerange #absaremadeinthekitchen #yumm #paleoeats
#freerange#paleo#glutenfree#dairyfree#locallysourced#yumm#paleoeats#eatclean#cleaneats#absaremadeinthekitchen#whole30
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Pensively waiting for more tests. This photo will break your heart, but rest assured this fatso just ate about 20 treats while they checked him out. #igbulldogs_norcal #igbulldogs_worldwide #seniordog #rescuedogsrock #bulldog #biggiesmalls #englishbulldog (at Avenues Pet Hospital)
#rescuedogsrock#bulldog#biggiesmalls#englishbulldog#seniordog#igbulldogs_worldwide#igbulldogs_norcal
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Trust me when I tell you, it wasn't an easy place to get to, but it was worth it, and the view is amazing! #grownwomantalk #independent #doyoubooboo
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I don't condone poor grammar, however this scene from my run on Ocean Beach pretty well sums up my 2013. Such an amazing and transformative year for me. Can't wait to see what 2014 has in store. #happynewyear #runob #runsf #sfstreetart #graffiti #streetprophet (at Ocean Beach)
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I have to say, #2013 was the best year of my life. My hope was that my year would be surrounded with friends that I consider family, delicious food, and wine that changes my outlook on life. I succeeded in all of that, so my wish for #2014 will be much the same. Cheers to the past year, and everyone that I shared it with...can't wait to see what adventures the next year brings. happynewyear #buonanno
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