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I have an ice-cold take to share but I'm trusting you all with my vulnerability

Obviously Taylor Swift's private jet carbon footprint is a fucking problem but also I think if she did the alternative and flew on commercial airplanes to get to her concerts then someone would absolutely bite her.

I think she'd safely get through about 5 flights but on the sixth there will be some Swiftie who spots her and enters a complete hyperventilation fugue state that manifests with something similar to cute-aggression but it would manifest in the form of biting Taylor Swift as much as possible. I don't think she would leave unscathed.

Like politicians already travel privately to avoid assassination and it's just that I believe the number of political assassins out there pales in comparison to the number of 23-year-old white sorority girls who are one Taylor-Swift-spotting away from putting their invisalign into practice.

#phantomrose96 #tumblr terror #i thought this was a hot take from some random tumblr guy op reblogged from but it was actually op's take asjdfnasdjqk

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Chapter 2.3 Notes:

ten year old child labour! love to see it

flynn: don’t follow me | yuri: not to worry, i have a permit *shows a paper saying ‘i can do whatever i want’*

yuri really said *communism meme* OUR financial problems

yo entexelia war mention (empty mask reference when)

northern fort is a reference to deidon hold most likely

hey why is the noble’s quarter (貴族街) called the royal quarter in the english version of the game. i hate this. its literally noble’s quarter. CALL IT THAT

ha ha throwback to yuri throwing stones at knights. good times. 

flynn defender of the weak vs yuri defender of the flynn

damn rly hate same gender pronouns in the same sentence bs

jiri: ok what the FUCK is yuri cooking (dragging flynn into) now

hanks: hold on let them cook

10 y/os going job searching is the most melancholic feeling ever

jiri, cooking: maybe we should let jareth and the other boys cook too

yuri: she cooked too hard

actually flynn learning the hoplon blastia creation (alexei’s? doing) killed his mother causing him to dissociate when someone (yuri idk) tells him oh yeah blastia creates this vacuum of aer that introduces more aer which kills people from high aer concentration would be funny (soul crushing) like imagine him thinking. alexei did all that. my mother died. for this?

yoo tank description

also omg you can see yuri and flynn are slightly more grown up than at the beginning of the novel… babies growing up

Last part, then it will be chapter 3! It's almost been a month too.

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The source is from hyouta, but anyway how does it feel knowing that Yuri and Phaeroh saying the same line about the infected is a lie? Just pop it into a translator and see for yourself.

Yuri, confronting Judith after she 'betrays' the party: 討たなきゃいけないヤツは討つ。例えそれが仲間でも、始祖の隷長(エンテレケイア)（エンテレケイア）でも、友でも [Rough translation: I'll take down (oooh he was so implying kill here) the people who need to be taken down/I have to take down. Even if it's a comrade, an Entelexeia, or a friend.]

=> Context: Before this the sentence he says is about the Don's determination teaching him that he's been too soft this whole time. This is right after he beheads Don so yeah he's feeling things. Lol.

Phaeroh, to the whole party when they ask him about the Child of the Full Moon: より大きなものを守るためには、切り捨てることも必要なのだ [The gist is the same as the official translation]

=> Context: Right after they go see Phaeroh and this cutscene plays. After this Yuri asks Phaeroh who is he to decide what gets cut, hence the hypocrisy.

...Damn I was really hoping it'd be the same for hilarity factor like Symphonia's 'But Lloyd's different from you, Mithos!' but it isn't. It's especially funny if you think that this was most likely what the localisation ppl were intentionally aiming for to parallel Phaeroh with Yuri.

Anyway there's no doubt a parallel somewhere, except Yuri fully acknowledges that what he does is a crime and he wants to accept punishment for it (They really should have shown him behind bars in the credits for the hilarity of it. Only Tales character to be in jail at the end of the game. Hey, it could be worse. He could be like other Tales characters -- dead) while Phaeroh is excusing his actions under the banner of justice. Something nice to note.

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#Tales of Vesperia #Flynn Scifo #Yuri Lowell #Project X Zone 2 #Heihachi Mishima #Tekken #screencap #NO WAY #ok so the joke is flynn says 'ken' and heihachi says 'tekken' and yuri says aight im out

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i also doodled this as a warm up if its up anyones alley. but well its kinda blargh i didnt know what i was drawing. probably not even remotely close to possible, i just like to imagine him travelling :T

#him and repede.... #Tales of Vesperia #Yuri Lowell #Repede #art #ritoryb

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hanks next chapter

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#nawwww #video

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dude, just found out now you need an acc to submit anon asks. its messed up that anon abuse has caused asks to no longer be free :(

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yuri lowell next chapter again

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Chapter 2.2 Notes:

oh its so back to flynn suffering hours

so are we ever going to hear how flynn’s dad died and is it going to be the same as in the movie and the grudge oooor…

ah yes flynn repeats the exact same words from when they first met ‘move out of the way’ ‘get out of the way’ anyway flynn needs to beat someone (yuri) up to relieve his stress istg

when they said the two of them do everything together they really werent lying

ACTUALLY. ngl. i now need a confrontation between flynn (and yuri idk) and raven where flynn is like. where were you 10 years ago. when i needed you. i hate you. 

damn bro i cant believe both of them still wanted to join the knights after this thats insane the amount of dedication (that yuri eventually didnt have)

i cant express how much kicked puppy vibes this gives. like let us murder this child abusing knight :(

you know what would be really fucked up? if this was referenced in the empty mask and raven WAS there somehow. anyways,

haha lmao i see its back to ‘yuri tries to go help flynn, but ends up thinking he’s unneeded and flynn can take care of himself, but flynn silently appreciates him being there for him anyway’ hours

gotta love how even in a sobering chapter yuri once again flaunts his mental illness of his inferiority complex *laughs*

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Chapter 2.1 Notes:

yuri’s reason for using axes being he was too broke to own another sword has the same vibe as jin and lora using one sword because they don’t have the money for another and unknowingly setting a future trend for blades and drivers

yuri continues to besmirch an ages old technique; flynn: THE SACRED TEXTS!!!!

i think it would be funny for the translation for 人の好さが災いして to be the road to hell is paved with good intentions, since it has the equivalent to good intentions sometimes lead to disaster

gotta love how the narration states the yuri is the sole exception to flynn’s nice guy side it’s so funny like flynn really said no i fucking hate yuri and yuri only /j

im crying but why did the original text have to stress the words ふたりは仲がいい like how explicit do you want to get 

ok i wonder if these knights are a reference to empty mask or smth

yuri: i wonder if one of those knights that came by had just gone thru a life-redefining character arc or smth. anyway

smth smth side note to standardise flynn’s addressing of hanks-san. 

baby flynn sad :(

oh i thought she had fantasy cancer or smth but was it actually aersickness lol

i guess its back to being flynn suffering hours (TM)

wow can you believe flynn didnt like go batshit insane after all this happened yuri really is his restraining factor fr

the doctor: there is a disturbance in the force (aer) insane that this is probably alexei building the hermes blastia or heracles or smth idk

lmao i wonder if flynn has like. some kind of ptsd seeing panacea bottles in the main game wouldn’t that be funny anyway

so 万能薬 (panacea in furigana) is in the description for the halure tree panacea bottle and normal panacea bottle. but it’s technically just ‘panacea’ or cure-all, etc. i’ll just put panacea/panacea bottle when appropriate but the reference should be obvious. (i have a hundred of these in my inventory…)

so basically if they knew estelle they would have been able to cure norein i see (delulu) (estelle is probably like 7 y/o at this point in the game or smth)

its interesting to see how this time is flynn who is challenging the supposed norm instead of yuri who has kinda given up and going no dude this is fucked up we should rise up against the nobles (and then flynn in the future: lol)

btw that last line has a page all to itself! poor flynn. all alone. baby.

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Chapter 1.3 Notes:

‘the knights won’t care about a single boy from the lower quarter’ oh don’t worry yuri just conveniently forgot how they beat (punched) flynn up 

NOOOOO DONT TELL ME YURI DID THE SAME STUPID THING AGAIN LMAOOOOOOOOO HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE FLYNN NOW

brooooo not flynn being yuri’s contrary voice of reason lmaooooooo gee what would flynn NOT do i should do just that 

yuri really said i’m going to do something stupid and no one can stop me

yuri, fucking up: oh shit i fucked up

yuri: anything flynn can do i can do better *‘memorises’ the way back*

thank you the gay flynn thoughts are back

yuri channels his flynnTM bleeding heart and does a good deed

knight is a dark wings nerd(?)

the knight holding up a conspiracy board to yuri: you WILL listen to me

omg alexei (aged up flynn foil fr) mention 

this whole chapter seemed extremely long for no reason like nothing interesting happens in this chapter fr idt the dark wings exposition does much other than tie into main story mention of the thieves guild

ok ngl this chapter was like a sleep chapter for me i sleep

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Scenario: somebody you know casually, but not, like, that well has cheaply obtained some rare article that happens to be related to a special interest of yours. However, they're not sure if it's genuine or a knockoff, and – being aware of your special interest – they reach out to you to confirm its authenticity. The results of examining photos being inconclusive, they insist on showing it to you in person; upon arrival, they point the way to a musty, ill-lit basement where item in question is ostensibly kept.

#googling what this means (know what it is doesnt know what it means) ah. #tumblr terror #writing

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colored in a doodle thats been rotting in my folder for 2 months

lol

#oh.... #Pokemon #Pokemon Special #pokespe #Silver #Gold #they r so... #preciousmetalshipping

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Chapter 1.2 Notes:

Whatever it’s Norein-sensei but I ain’t writing that weeb shit (/j) also ig Miss Norein works but eh

oh so everyone thinks flynn’s sunny side is his true self can’t wait to be proven wrong /j i have a secret love for the hc of flynn internally being tired of being nice and wanting to go apeshit

like how the narration tries to emphasise they’d never truly break up. iconic

the chapter is kinda mid so far

wow! knights are cruel! everyone hates knights *thinks about flynn* you may have one knight

man hanks is such a chad for being there for the lower quarter just gotta say

omg i love how oppressive the knights are in this ln *baby thumbs up* truly something not explored in the main game for obvious reasons but man they really really loved flynn as their treasure of the lower quarter for that huh

i do wonder if yuri’s grey mentality is inadvertently caused by the dark wings’s existence ([redacted] figure) telling him its ok to be gay and do crime (i have actually no idea)

ah yes flynn typical lawful good saying crimes are bad don’t do murder (you’ll never guess what happens next!)

ah yes yuri ‘has to be contrary to flynn’ lowell type of guy. bro is the type to say ‘grenade launchers are part of the game, if you don’t like it don’t play’ to flynn’s ‘wow! great game guys! good luck next round :)’ after decimating the opponent.

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