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I Have An Unhealthy Obsession With Boons - 1.25" Pinback Button (or Magnet)

Do you have an addiction to adventure? Are rewards your guiding principle of life? If a quest comes along do you feel the need to always accept it no matter how many other quests you have backlogged in your questing queue? Do you love double entendres with a twist of pun (puntendres)? Then this button is for you!

Available on in our Etsy shop

#pins buttons badges #boons #game quest #achievement unlocked #rewards #mcguffins #action adventure #video games #boardgames #rpg #role playing game #tabletop games #fashion and style #Accessories

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Doodle Unlocked - Manateesplaining

BOOM! Get it? Get it? Hell yeah, ya do! Besides, explaining it would just cause me to fall into my own jackassy trap.

#mansplaining #reblog #whales #sea animals #well actually #biting sarcasm

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Anxiety Means Septuple Guessing Everything You Do - 1.25" Pinback Button (or Magnet)

Does anxiety control everything you do? Are you unsure about every choice you make? Does it take you an hour to do something that could be done in 5 minutes because you grossly over think it? Am I regretting what I’ve written here in this post? Then this button is for you! 

Don’t over think it! It’s definitely for you; trust in the button! You can get this and more on Etsy

#anxitey #anxious #panic disorder #mental health #over thinking #second guess #rethink #too many thoughts #indecision #pins buttons badges #wearables #accessories #makers #Etsy shop

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Terrible puns are great! Check out more on our miniblog www.doodleunlocked.com

Doodle Unlocked - FSH

In honor of dad jokes here’s a classic dumb one. It’s all about the pun-chline. Also, learn how to read the room, jerk fish.

#terrible puns #funny #stupid jokes #cute fish #pen and ink

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Doodle Unlocked - 12 Variations on a Pun!

Check out more doodles on my mini-blog @doodleunlocked

www.doodleunlocked.com doodleunlokced on Instagram

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Doodle Unlocked - Mint With Spear

I always make sure my puns are fresh and aromatic.

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Doodle Unlocked - Be Aware Of Lurking Rhinos

Rhinos are curious by nature But they’re also very shy They like to watch the people As they walk on by They try to sneak and hide Despite how conspicuous they can be So they can see what is going on While trying not to be seen If they think that they’ve been spotted They’ll get scared and make a break But they’ll end up causing a ruckus And leave chaos in their wake  It’s not that they’re nefarious Or any ill-thought things They just have a fascination With us human beings So if you ever are out walking And spot a rhino lurking nearby Just let it go on with its study And never try to catch its eye

#kawaii #funny animals #weird comic #creativity #illustrations on tumblr

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Doodle Unlocked - Squid With Odd Fashion Sense

That’s a hat? I’d call it more like a “what the hell is that?” Just because you can put anything on your head these days doesn’t mean you should call it fashion. Unless you’re a squid, in which case “You go, cephalopod! You go!”

#artists on tumblr #daily drawing #illustrations on tumblr #weird comic #squid

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Doodle Unlocked - Crossing Guard Squid

Safety first! Don’t let your squidlings get sadly squished by some shithead in a speeding sedan.

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Doodle Unlocked - Squid With Landscape On Its Mantle

Some squid are just fine with being plain, while other squid like to display the creativity on their brain.

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I’ve Run Out of Ideals - 1.25″ Pinback Button (also available as a magnet)

Have you reached the end of goals? Are you a cynical bastard that just can’t be bothered to live up to anything since the world is going to hell anyway? Has the current state of politics pushed you to the point of not even bothering to try anymore? Then show off that pessimistic attitude with a button!

You can get it on Etsy!

#cynicism #giving up #the future #biting sarcasm #Fuck Trump

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Doodle Unlocked - A Dreamy Decapitation

Dream interpretation is an odd sort of thing. Though, what do suppose it means when you dream you’re flying, but you’ve completely lost your head (which is maintaining a miniature orbit above your clavicle)?

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Doodle Unlocked - Squid Moving Into The Third-Dimension

Realizing the limitations of two-dimensional constructs, the squid drawing took it upon itself to transcend the bounds of space [time will come later] and move itself into the bounded boundlessness of the third-dimension.

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Doodle Unlocked - Pencil-Nosed Fox

The pencil-nosed fox is a wily lad that can record its adventures on an groovy notepad. It’s more fantastic than Mr. Fox because its storytelling thoroughly rocks. Of everything it needs it’s got the gist since it’s always writing stuff down on a to-do list. And it never gets lost or any of that crap because it draws itself a goddamn map.

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Doodle Unlocked - Fashionable Hat Or Porcupine?

Seriously, what the hell is the point of a Pork Pie hat?

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Doodle Unlocked - Self-Identifying Arctic Ursine

Know thyself, especially if thyself is a polar bear. 

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Doodle Unlocked - Jelly Vs. Fish

Hoo-wee, these puns just keep on swimming and spreading.  Who here likes Lingonberry, raise your fins?   [I do]   :)