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there must be a weird domino effect between discovering fanfiction at 10 years old, and getting HIGHHH grades in english.

#for my mocks #i got an 8 (a*) in english lit #and a 9 (highest grade possible) in english language #fanfiction #writblr #writeblr #writers on tumblr #young writer #gcse #domino effect #praying that i do well in my actual exams

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🗣️🧛‍♀️ PUT HER CANINE TEETH ON THE SIDE OF MY NECK🧛‍♀️🗣️

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Me at 3am clicking “keep reading” on the most jaw dropping, earth shattering, pantie dropping, smutty fic when I have to be up in 3 hours

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PLEASE IM BEGGING

♡ asks ♡

 Do you have freckles? 

 Do you drink tea or coffee? How do you take it? 

What was the last song you listened to? 

Do you sleep on your back, stomach or side? 

Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? 

Do you prefer drawing or writing? 

What’s your ideal number of blankets to sleep with? 

What’s your favorite band/artist? 

When is your birthday? 

How tall are you? 

What color are your eyes? 

Who are five (or more) people you want to hug right now? 

Fears? 

What’s your favorite color? 

What’s your favorite season? 

Want any tattoos? What of? 

Want any piercings? Where? 

Who is the last person you texted? 

Do you have a best friend? How long have you been friends? 

What/who do you miss? 

How was your day today? 

How much sleep did you get last night? 

Do you believe in aliens? 

When was the last time you cried? Why? 

What’s your favorite decade? 

What are some seemingly childish things you like? 

What’s your favorite book? Or just one you’ve read a few times? 

How are you, really? 

Does it take you a long time to make decisions? 

What are you looking forward to in the near future? 

What are you looking forward to in the distant future? 

If you could go anywhere right now, where would you go? 

Do you sleep with your door open or closed? 

What’s your favorite flower? 

Do you currently have a squish? 

Do you like your middle name? 

Do you prefer dogs or cats? 

Do you have any phobias? 

Do you stay up late?

Do you like the beach? Do you prefer it sunny or cloudy? 

What’s your favorite cartoon? 

Tag 5 of your favorite blogs

Do you have siblings? How many? 

Who was the last person you said “I love you” to? 

Is there anyone you would die for? 

What do you need when you’re sad? 

Have you memorized your phone number? 

Who’s someone you can trust with your life? 

What does your last text say? 

Wild Card. Any question, ask away. 

#ask games #dylan is shit posting #the marauders era

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studying to make remus proud studying to make remus proud studying to make remus proud studying to make remus proud studying to make remus proud studying to make remus proud studying to make remus proud studying to make remus proud studying to make remus proud studying to make remus proud studying to

#remus lupin #exam season #gcses 2024 #gcse studyblr #studyblr #im going insane

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me stumbling out of double science:

i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.

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Thank god they brought back An Amount Of Daylight That Makes You Want To Live. It was getting a bit scary for a minute there.

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I've just read your jegulus hcs about reg on his period and it made me cry because i've been in a situation where i got my period mid sex and my ex was disgusted and he didnt want to continue..your hcs made me feel so safe and i felt so happy for reg

Please could you write more of that situation and tge aftercare? Im on my period now too hahahha so it made me so emotional but i love it and you became one of my favorite blogs on here in a matter of few days

Also i'm a bottom barty anon

oh lovie <3 i’m so glad that you felt safe with my hcs! screw your ex for making you feel uncomfy for a completely natural body process!!! this will always be a safe space for anyone to talk about what they need to or share their feelings openly. i’d be more than happy to talk more about the aftercare process! giving you a big ole kiss, nonnie <3

when reg gets his period during sex for the first time, he’s mortified that james will be completely turned off and weirded out by the situation. he’s covering his face, trying to squirm away, but james is firm, holding onto reg and gently moving his hands from his face. he’s like, “love, it’s okay. it doesn’t bother me at all. if you want to keep going, i’d be more than happy to, but if you want to stop, you just say the word, and i’ll get you all cleaned up, okay?” reg maybe gets a little too overwhelmed with continuing because he’s so shocked that james is being so kind to him. so james gets them both in the shower. james is quick in the shower, so he can offer reg some privacy for a bit. he makes sure to lay out comfy clothes for reg to change into after the shower, goes and changes the the sheets, grabs water and a snack for reg to leave on the bedside table. he whips out the laptop and pulls up their show for them to watch. when reg gets out of the shower and is all cozy in pajamas—one of james’ oversized sweatshirts and loose fitting bottoms. his eyes are rimmed with red from crying, and james is so worried, doting on regulus and asking, “what’s wrong, love? what can i do for you?” and regulus breaks down crying again because he doesn’t know what he did to deserve someone treating him so respectfully. he curls up on the bed with james, tucked right under james’ arm. james gently cards his fingers through reg’s curls while they watch their show together. softly, voice full of sleep, reg mumbles, “i love you” and james practically melts on the spot, responding with a fierce, “i love you, too”.

they are just so dear to me. so sweet and special. i hope this brings you some comfort and all the good feels. i’m rooting for you nonnie!!!! <3

#guys you dont understand #if a man started treating me so nice #and respectfully #... #omw to climb him like a tree xxxxxxxxx #jegulus #james potter #regulus black

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Important Conversations

Platonic Prongsfoot>>>

"Pads....I think I'm queer."

"Same, Prongs. Now pass the marmalade."

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"Padfoot...I like your brother."

"Eurgh. Are you sure? He's so...prickly."

"Yeah. I'm sure."

"If you're sure. Pass me my quill?"

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"Sirius? Reg and I are dating."

"I know, Prongs. You turn into a puddle around him."

"Right. Yeah...I....he's lovely."

"No, he's not. Now give me my Potions book."

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"Prongs? Do you like my outfit?"

"Erm. Yeah, it's alright."

"What?"

"What!?"

"Alright? How dare you insult me like this? I worked my arse off for hours on this jacket! I've never felt so betrayed! My best friend, too! How could you?"

"You look perfect, Sirius."

"Thank you! I know!"

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"you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me" but its the larry stylinson wattpad fics.

#larry stylinson #larry fanfiction #taylor swift #you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me #hoping this cold blue water scrubs me clean and spits me out again #unbelievers #young and beautiful #i was a weird kid

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Homophobes: But did the plot really need a gay relationship?

Me, a gay who’s watched seasons of unnecessary heterosexual drama stretched out:

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Regulus: James, sorry I am late, I was doing things. 

Loud footsteps approach and Sirius rushes in.

Sirius out of breath: He pushed me down the fuching stairs!

Regulus: Push is such a strong word. I prefer to call it, giving you a little nudge. 

Sirius: Oh I’ll give a little nudge when I hex you to Madam Pomfrey. 

James: …

#HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS #maruaders #the marauders #maruaders era #sirius black #james potter #regulus

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IT IS???

"serving cunt/cunty" is VERY DIFFERENT from "she's an absolute cunt" ...

an actual guide to british slang for foreign marauders writers.

because i am sick of seeing

a) people using american english eg. mom, sneakers

b) people overusing "mate" and "innit"

alright? = a greeting, like hello.

everyday words

ain't = haven't

scran = food, or to describe eating

swear down = promise

"swear down, I didn't do nothing,"

bloody = can be used in any sentence at any time

"bloody hell" "its bloody pissing it down out there" "i was bloody wankered"

bloke = a man

innit = isn't it?

mate = equivalent of calling someone bro

bruv, lad, my son = bro, dude, etc

fags, rollies, ciggies, (NOT A SPLIFF) = cigarettes

trust = trust me

"trust, ill tell you later"

chatting (what you chatting about?) = what are you on about?

quid = pound

proper buzzing = really excited

good

sound = good

bangin' = really good

lush = good

"that scran was lush"

jokes = a laugh, funny

bare = a lot of

fit = physically attractive

"he's well fit, isn't he?"

pissed = drunk

dodgy/dodge = questionable

bad

are you taking the piss? = are you having a laugh?

thats peak = thats bad

not being funny, but... = no offense but...

gordon bennett! = surprise, shock, disbelief

slag off = talk badly about someone

"she was slagging her off to anyone who'd listen"

minging, rank = disgusting

bloody nora = expression of surprise, irritation

bollocks = nonsense, something bad

"stop talking bollocks, mate"

skint = broke

prat, git = an idiot

insults

a melt = a pathetic person

clapped = ugly

"he's fucking clapped..."

sket = a promiscuous woman

slag = ^^

minger = an unattractive person

plonker = calling someone silly, not offensive

"don't be a plonker..."

cunt = VERY OFFENSIVE!

wanker, tosser = a general insult

bender, poof = a gay man, used insultingly

#i said britney spears serves cunt #and my mum clipped my ear #linguistics

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i dont know! i grew up, and still live, in between lots of the major cities, so we speak in a hodgepodge of slang.

my friends up north use different words!! and, my friends who are well off use different words, so there's definitely an economic factor in it all!!

an actual guide to british slang for foreign marauders writers.

because i am sick of seeing

a) people using american english eg. mom, sneakers

b) people overusing "mate" and "innit"

alright? = a greeting, like hello.

everyday words

ain't = haven't

scran = food, or to describe eating

swear down = promise

"swear down, I didn't do nothing,"

bloody = can be used in any sentence at any time

"bloody hell" "its bloody pissing it down out there" "i was bloody wankered"

bloke = a man

innit = isn't it?

mate = equivalent of calling someone bro

bruv, lad, my son = bro, dude, etc

fags, rollies, ciggies, (NOT A SPLIFF) = cigarettes

trust = trust me

"trust, ill tell you later"

chatting (what you chatting about?) = what are you on about?

quid = pound

proper buzzing = really excited

good

sound = good

bangin' = really good

lush = good

"that scran was lush"

jokes = a laugh, funny

bare = a lot of

fit = physically attractive

"he's well fit, isn't he?"

pissed = drunk

dodgy/dodge = questionable

bad

are you taking the piss? = are you having a laugh?

thats peak = thats bad

not being funny, but... = no offense but...

gordon bennett! = surprise, shock, disbelief

slag off = talk badly about someone

"she was slagging her off to anyone who'd listen"

minging, rank = disgusting

bloody nora = expression of surprise, irritation

bollocks = nonsense, something bad

"stop talking bollocks, mate"

skint = broke

prat, git = an idiot

insults

a melt = a pathetic person

clapped = ugly

"he's fucking clapped..."

sket = a promiscuous woman

slag = ^^

minger = an unattractive person

plonker = calling someone silly, not offensive

"don't be a plonker..."

cunt = VERY OFFENSIVE!

wanker, tosser = a general insult

bender, poof = a gay man, used insultingly

#marauders #England

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friday snippet - thank you for the tag babe @c0mbatchameleon <3

Regulus remembered James well. He always noticed him—not just in a physical sense, but James had a way of demanding attention. Not in an irritating sense, but rather in a manner that lit up and warmed up any room he entered. Regulus never blamed his brother for wanting to be close to the sun. Trying his best to feign interest in his book, Regulus couldn't shake the feeling of James' eyes on him. Did James ever notice him too? Did he ever think of Regulus as more than just his best friend's little brother? Or perhaps now, as more the current adult in charge of one of his players? His thoughts were interrupted by the loud and messy steps of Draco.

snippet of a WIP i can't share yet oops

np tags: @soreddieforit @fromagony @malchai @bellaxisworld @godsofwoes @sommerregenjuniluft

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the marauders as things my friends have said pt 2 (almost 2 years later)

peter: ...how did the exam go?

remus: *laying face down on the carpet, muffled screaming*

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sirius: girl, stop feeding into my delusions

james: HE WANTS YOU

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mary, talking about the new pe teacher: is it just me or....

the entire group: *turns and stares at this poor poor man*

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james, distressed: i can't believe im revising. this is so neeky, dont ever talk to me again.

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sirius: voldermort was deffo in a threesome with his wife and his dog

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remus: im a straight man, guys

sirius: thats not what you told me last night

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sirius: miss, can you tell that kid outside to stop making so much noise?

regulus, who has been sent out of class: ...

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peter: i kissed effie on the mouth when i was little.

marlene: you lucky bitch..

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mary, reading pure smut in class:

remus, reading over her shoulder: jesus christ

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mcgonagall, to sirius: if you're having a vampire problem, garlic will help.

sirius, who has a neck covered in hickies:

james, pissing himself with laughter:

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peter, concerned: [a certain teacher] just told me that i'm sucking the jam out of his doughnut.

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sirius: because you're a big-backed, gorilla bitch.

james: you need to CALM DOWN

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marlene: being a lesbian isnt my only personality trait. im very interesting, actually.

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mary: i cant.. why does her boyfriend look like he's been dumped into a deep fryer.

sirius: for real... the grease is oozing off of him.

mary: and onto her...

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james: we're literally the only cool people here.

the rest of the marauders: real.

#marauders #the marauders #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #regulus black #lily evans #mary macdonald #marlene mckinnon

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the smiths is so fucking funny. i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now. yeah alright. top ten relatable lyrics. steven patrick morrisey wails in his stupid wobbly english and im like yeah. if a double decker bus crashes into us to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die. you're so right. god. just shoot me now