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Okay, hopefully this posts correctly this time! Headcanons about the Red Hair Pirates’ crew roles and duties below because I think about these guys way too much. (+ would love to hear anyone else’s headcanons for this!)

Shanks: captain; canon. Can't add much more here!

Benn: first mate; canon. Handles oversight with just about everything on board, from making sure things run smoothly day to day, managing their funds and budget, and information oversight from their associated crews and islands once they gain them. If it isn't specifically assigned to someone else (and possibly, even if it is), it falls under this position.

Yasopp: sniper; canon. In charge of all watch duties both at sea and on land. Responsible for crew members focused on long-range combat and training crew members in those skills. Assists Gab with overseeing long-range artillery.

Lucky: cook; canon. In charge of all meals, galley staff, and keeping track of food stores. Also assists with keeping track of alcohol stores.

Hongo: doctor; canon. In charge of all medical necessities aboard, both emergency and nonemergency. Responsible for medicine stocks and any compounding as necessary. Assists with sail repairs when needed and available (suturing skills come in handy).

Limejuice: helmsman; non-canon. Steers ship and works in conjunction with Building Snake to traverse plotted courses. Considered adjacent to Yasopp and his watch duty by nature of always having an eye out anyways while steering.

Bonk Punch: musician; canon. Keeps morale up with his music alongside Monster. Main instrument is a fiddle (non-canon), though is skilled with string instruments of all sizes (cellos sadly aren't easily maneuverable aboard). Jack of all trades assisting other senior officers as necessary.

Monster: musician; canon. See above for musician's duties; main instrument is a concertina (similar to a small accordion; non-canon). Also assists around the ship.

Building Snake: navigator; canon. Plans all navigation routes requested by the captain and first mate, advises against any known nautical hazards, and works with Limejuice to properly maneuver the ship.

Gab: Shipwright/carpenter; non-canon. Responsible for overall ship maintenance and repairs; is heavily involved in choosing any new ship for the crew. For combat, handles all non-gun, long-range artillery, including maintenance, firing crews for combat, and artillery stock; done in conjunction with Yasopp.

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I think I'm funny

#one piece #op #red hair pirates #red hair shanks #akagami no shanks #ben beckman #lucky roux #lucky roo #yasopp #lime juice #hongo #one piece hongo #one piece lime juice #one piece shanks #one piece benn beckman #one piece yasopp #one piece lucky

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so I'm currently watching one piece (pray for me im at skypia arc ;'( ), and that means that I can only view everyting as one piece characters. and I mean EVERTHING, like things happening at school 4 me, things I see in movies and stuff EVERYTHING.

and I'm also an obsessed smosh viewer so lately the only thing that's been going through my head as of late is the one piece crews (mostly the strawhats, red hair pirates and the warlords, sometimes the emperors as well) as youtubers and then primarily smosh games.

I'm just obsessed with that idea just one piece crews as youtube gamers.

btw sorry if there are spelling mistakes english is not my first language and my laptops spelling checker is in dutch mode:')

#op #opla #one piece #one piece live action #straw hat pirates #red hair pirates #world government #seven warlords #dracule mihawk #sir crocodile #donquixote doflamingo #boa hancock #jinbe #jinb #gekko moriah #kuma #red hair shanks #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #vinsmoke sanji #nami #nico robin #tony tony chopper #ussop #benn beckman #yasopp #lucky roux #lime juice #op blackbeard #buggy the clown

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Okay multiple thing

1. Shanks not swearing even tho I'm pretty sure almost everyone in this show just swears like it's no big deal. In my head shanks also has the biggest dad humor so also swearing like a dad is just everything to me.

2. Yasupp in the second to last gif looking creepy asf.

3. In the last gif mihawks shoulders and chest are completely puffed out compared to the other gifs of him, now in my experience that is body language for trying to hide excitement. Which just means he was ANTICIPATING and looking forward to having a drink with red

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ITS MARCH YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

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Wait ... Art?

(without background and semi separate photos under cut)

#scooby doo #scooby gang #fred jones #daphne blake #velma dinkley #shaggy rogers #norville shaggy rogers #oh my god i still exist #cant believe I haven't posted in so fucking long #but yeah I'm back ig #shaggy and scooby #mystery gang

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I think I'm funny pt. 14

#idk dont think this really belongs in the im not funny category of my posts but oh wel #been really inactive cause I've been more obsessed with one piece atm #anyhow lenceslut #natm #night at the museum #slay #drawing #just crappy drawing thay brought me joy #natm fanart #art #digital sketch #natm lancelot drawing #natm lancelot #night at the museum lancelot #lancelot

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I audibly chuckled

torture the blonde man some more

#natm #night at the museum #natm jedediah #natm kahmunrah #natm fandom

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Absolute fucking FACTS

i love lancelot and i feel really bad that the fandom just uses him as a plot device in their jedtavius fics or to give their fic a Token Mean Character. that being said i have done exactly that in my own writing multiple times but i'm sure there are some lance girlies out there who can give him the love and attention he deserves. unfortunately i am not one of them because i am too busy being kahmunrah apologist #1 to start defending lancelot too

#natm

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Actually, would you be described well if someone called you:

“No thoughts,

Head empty,

Only Owen Wilson”?

yeahh. yeahhhhhh. thats me

^^how it feels to be in my brain

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They're so fucking cute together I just cant

#natm #night at the museum #slay #drawing #just crappy drawing thay brought me joy #natm fanart #art #digital sketch #natm sacagawea #sacagawea drawing #night at the museum sacagawea #sacagawea #natm teddy roosevelt #night at the museum teddy roosevelt #teddy roosevelt

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I think I'm funny pt. 13

( trying to post this again cause for some stupid reason absolutely no one saw this in that span of 12 hours)

#natm #night at the museum #slay #drawing #just crappy drawing thay brought me joy #natm fanart #art #digital sketch #night at the museum kahmunrah #natm kahmunrah #kahmunrah #night at the museum napoleon #natm napoleon #napoleon #night at the museum al capone #natm al capone #al capone #night at the museum ivan the terrible #natm ivan the terrible #ivan natm #ivan the awesome

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Growing up is imagining your fav ships as middle aged / old dilfs and milfs, instead of teenage hotties

#ships #fandom ships #jedtavius #slay

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Fact

It also just kept getting shorter over the movies, in the first one he had it around below his knee, the second was just above it and in the 3rd it's around middle of his upper thigh I believe

slut

#gaius octavius #natm octavius #natm #octavius

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🎶Do you remember🎵

#!!!!!!!!!! #THIS IS SO PRRETTTTYYYYYY!!!!!! #*puts in mouth and runs away* #night at the museum #natm #night at the museum ahkmenrah #natm ahkmenrah #ahkmenrah #natm sacagawea #night at the museum sacagawea #sacagawea #not my art

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I call Jedediah diah and Octavius I call tavius.

I just think those are pretty :)

love how basically everyone calls jedediah "jed" for short but everyone has their own special nickname for octavius. like oct, octy, ocky, tavi, tavius, vius, etc...every time i see a post about him theres a new increasingly abstract nickname for him and im LIVING FOR IT

#natm #night at the museum #natm octavius #natm jedediah #natm jedtavius

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CAN WE GIVE SOME LOVE TO OTHER CHARACTERS THAT AREN'T JEDTAVIUS!?!?

Don't get me wrong I love Jed and oct but every time I go to the natm tag on Tumblr, it's JUST jedtavius.

There are other characters that are just as good as them that just get completely forgotten by like everyone.

Here's my list of characters that shouldn't be forgotten cause they are fucking awesome:

(who in my opinion hardly get ANY recognition)

Atilla

Lancelot

Custer

Sacagawea

Al Capone, Napoleon, Ivan, Kah (my faves 💕)

Ahk's parents (come on they could be such gold in fanfics)

Laa

McPhee (!!!!!!!!!!)

Tilly

Don (I just love him okay)

Old fuckers in natm 1 ( Fredericks, Regenald and Gus)

#natm #night at the museum #natm jedtavius #jedediah and octavius #natm attila #natm 1 #natm 2 #natm 3 #natm lancelot #natm george custer #natm sacagawea #natm kahmunrah #natm ivan the terrible #natm napoleon #natm al capone #natm laa #natm don #natm Tilly