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If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

#mental health #text #psa

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“You are responsible for the minors in your fandom!!!”

No, I’m fucking not. I’m not your parent. My past-times do not automatically sign me up to act in loco parentis. If you need someone else to monitor your own content consumption online, go get mommy and/or daddy to set up a content blocker on your computer.

#text #psa

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel

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Gorgon Crowley

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #art #gorgeous #i fucking love this piece

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a ghost amongst the living (consequences of a cognitive death.)

#persona 5 #akechi #shauke #akeshu #THIS HURTS ME #i couldn't help the noise i expressed #it just exploded out of me

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🐍🏠

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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So Aziraphale is canonically good at drawing, is he? 😏

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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let's be honest, how else did we think he got all those fire extinguishers?

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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my favorite s2 moment

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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“…Sounds a bit unlikely.”

All they need was to look into each other’s eyes…

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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He drove back to the bookshop a few hours later hoping by some miracle Aziraphale would still be there,

(and to also just be near to something/ somewhere he finds comforting, aka the bookshop)

(part 1 and 2 of ? ? ?)

its been a bit since ive done a comic like this- this is how you know the fixations got a real grip on me at this point cause oooohh boy does it,

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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look at you, you're gorgeous!

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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the only heaven I'll be sent to is when I'm alone with you

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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Oh Crowley, nothing lasts forever.

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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American 60s female presenting you say????? Well don’t mind if I do!!!!!

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale #GIRLS

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#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale

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listen, we were all thinking it.

#Good Omens #Crowley #Aziraphale