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that one yaoi meme. forgive me father for i have sinny sin sinned

#i. im not tagging this as art. #this is a shitpost. #warframe

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recently noticed I’ve gone in a weird mental circle socially like

childhood: omg hiii wanna be friends? :3

teens/20’s: hhhh I don’t really trust anyone what if they don’t like me what if I’m too annoying what if everyone hates me idk if I can-

currently: omg hiiii wanna be friends?? :33

#with exceptions of course. I just find it weirdly easier to approach ppl #and I notice it throws some people off. bc they are more reserved. #the secret is that I am well medicated. #probably. #Ralph speaks #I’ll post art soon I prommy #(it’s warframe)

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rice crispy :)

#thinking about this sometimes it’s my favorite video of my stupid cat #she’s going to be NINE THIS YEAR???? NINE!!! #can you believe it’s been 9 years of Cat. #JJ the cat #video #self reblog but not even for art.

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Based on a conversation in a warframe server

Bonus video version half dubbed by a friend half me just grabbing a random sample of one of Loid’s lines where he says Albrecht’s name-

#warframe #scribbles #video #i uhhhh will update with friend credit when I remember xer tumblr handle #currently it’s ass in the morning and I can’t sleep I’ll ask in a bit #albrecht entrati #warframe loid

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Warframe rly do be a drag your friends into it word of mouth kind of game huh

Also amazed that like [types into calculator] at least 8 people admit that the whole reason they got into warframe was for the old man yaoi. love that for them.

Well after a few conversations in a couple servers I’m very curious.

Reblog for sample size etc etc

#ralph speaks #warframe #I wonder what the true numbers are for the old man yaoi enjoyers. #I know my poll didn’t reach very far

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super cute commission for @calldres [:

#art #i should post comms more if anything to be less dead BFKGJGF #commissions

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Well after a few conversations in a couple servers I’m very curious.

Reblog for sample size etc etc

#warframe #ralph speaks #half joke with the. Old man yaoi. I’ve seen proof. but anyway.

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approaches Loid with some voca

#warframe #art #loid warframe #I was overcome with evil (funny) urges sorry #also yes that is the jack o pose meme

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@sihirbazi Old man eyeliner, ear piercings, painted nails, he's got it all

#warframe #im still not used to drawing old men go easy on me #sorry for the ping i wanted to like. reply where youd see it #but also make a new post #art #albrecht entrati #also. hi. is there a wf group chat anywhere id love to talk abt old man yaoi with you-

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the mental shift ive experienced trying to learn how to draw just so i can do warframe fanart vs the decision to revert to my usual style of edgy or toony-

#and im STILL artblocked/burntout i just dont have any ideas for alloid art #warframe #albrecht entrati #warframe loid #art #scribbles #you're welcome for the albrechtits i havent seen anyone else do it yet. #id ramble but its just tldr i wish i had more warframe friends-

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a handful/highlight of a few of the miscellaneous mini-commissions ive done over the past few months as proof ive been drawing Something

#art #commissions #mini comms aka sticker sized mugshots of expressions are roughly 13USD each if anyone else is interested

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eeuueehgg i dont want to keep posting text instead of art on my dead main lmao I wanna talk to more [enthusiastic] warframe players so bad bc I love seeing shenanigans in the tag but like. 1: I don’t want to join a giant group chat or official server bc that gives me mach anxiety 2000, and 2: approaching people individually is very… awkward probably and I don’t think most are open to it idk???

I could?? Try a server?? But I don’t want to like. Disappear in the mass of people, I want to actually Chat and Connect—

I have my own tiny warframe friend server (for vcs during missions/farm help/shitposts/wf news etc) but all except like me and 2 others got burnt out on the game already. I’ve still got brain rot. I wanna talk about old man yaoi. I wanna discuss headcanons/theories. I want to meet people I can be like this with

In the chance anyone sees/reads this and doesn’t mind a chat, let me know I guess?? I promise I’m chill lmao

#warframe #I apologize btw I’m putting my ramble in the tag in the off chance some ppl will see #some users I see consistently in the tag I wanna chat but I’m. a. #I imagine my validation will come when I actually draw something gay. #ralph speaks

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If anyone’s wondering where I’ve been aside from brain rotting it’s bc aside from commissions whenever I try to do art it feels like this

my art style is too toony for certain fanart I want to do. maybe scribbles would suffice. but I really want to draw nice and pretty things. also I’m short on ideas anyway hrhgghhggh

#ralph speaks #I’m 👌 this close to drawing the old man yaoi #but I CANT #it doesn’t LOOK RIGHT in my style #drawing anything from warframe is hell. #all I can comfortably draw are furries bc that’s all I get paid to do these days-

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It may be the lesser option and I’m bad at math but I am delighted that the result is at LEAST a dozen people even with the small sample size lmao

hey other warframe players,

just curious

#ralph speaks #warframe

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the other night i saw a massive deep red creature in my dream.

it breathed with a roaring growl, many limbs and other entangling sinewy parts made up a long body, a red fog almost violently emanating from its hollow face mixed in and/or covered its body

It was a creature of anger and anguish

it was also me

#art #monsters #i wish i could capture how the rest of the body looked but i primarily only remember the face #also im fine??? i think?? idk why i saw this but it was a fascinating visual

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hey other warframe players,

just curious

#warframe #helminth #ralph speaks

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im not dead i got back into warframe (sorry)

but also if im not playing that im doing commissions. i miss my ocs. and also pestering other art friends to the delight of both our followers kjhdgd lmao

BUT

i did draw something like. yesterday. i gotta be active on something again i cant stop thinking abt how a friend made a passing comment to someone like "ralph isnt active on social media" and im like "oh shit theyre right i basically only exist in friend group chat servers now" oopsie

i dont mean to be inactive i just forgor a lot like "ah yes i have spoken to/shown [friend] a thing, social quota is met" while i lurk on here silently-

#ralph speaks