Okay finally doing 1896 bc i remembered this post exists. ALSO fuck micheal reed and steven negrete.
Overture: as an old friend once told me about a separate album if the opening song is called "overture" this album counts as a symphony, now everyone say thank you to gg for setting this up for us
Shattered stars: the walter workers giving us casual bongos while the other three discuss that zer0 has a crush on a lampost might be the most 2020 thing honestly
Eat your heart: casual reminder that rabbit could kill us all but won't yet bc of her music career
Bad days on the horizons: spine plays acnh while depressed
Intertwined: broke: this is a chill love song. Woke: this is a melancholy reminder that zer0 is made up of three other robots. Bespoke: this is a chill love song about the cat on the intertwined cover
Latum alterum (ya ya ya): rabbit got bored and summoned demons to be her therapists
Hot on the trail: spines still upset he can't experience "human" emotions and flips a chair
Lyin awake: zer0s laughter in shattered stars is the polar opposite of the "THEY LEFT ME" in this song that just kinda hurts
Transform: rabbit made me even gayer for her while obliterating transphobia damn good for her
Olly and the equinox band: part of me wants to think that spine wrote this song for olly and her band bc their vocalists can be heard in the background of bad days on the horizon and thats kinda sweet
Whats in a name: (grumbles) i wanna give them money-
Laying down in your arms: nevermind fam spines friends are dead
all spg albums poorly described by me bc i can
album one:
steam man band: michael reed voice: GUYS HOLY HECK LOOKIT MY ROBOT FRIEMDS THEIR SO COOL OHMA G AD
clockwork vaudeville: now when you say you bought yourself a pickle-
sound of tomorrow: the jons audible lenny face as he says āin the nudeā
on top of the universe 2009 ver.: RABBIT FUCKED A TOASTER AND UPGRADE KILLED THE SPINE THE GIRLS ARE OFF THE SHITS
on top of the universe 2011 ver.: alternate timeline where the jon and rabbit kill the spine and deny him ice cream
i am not alone: poor one out for upgrades 1 (one) song, shes trying her best
ice cream parade: i donāt even know where to begin with this one
brass goggles: LOCAL ROBOS ARE FEELING EMO SO THEY HAVE A SING ALONG
out in the rain: splish splash they was havinā a bash
electricity is in my soul: okay but whomst the hell is that electronic voice who sings the āla laāsā? serious question who tf is it????
steam man band reprise: michael reed voice: GUYS MY COOL ROBO FRIENDS ARE GETTING AN ENCORE HOLY HECKIE
blind minstrelās ballad: ominous
captain albert alexander: listen,,,, he beat spider hulk in an arm wrestling match,,,, hes really cool,,,,,,
the 2Ā¢ show:
steamboat shenanigans: some say they sang so hard they really did make it to the moon and across the stars ;)
one-way ticket: CHU CHU I LOVE U
ju ju magic: jonathan giraffe what tHE FUCK ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT HONEY? ARE YOU OKAY?
me and my baby (saturday night): the spines a hopeless romantic and he loves to treat his girl and his siblings support him
little birdie: jon makes friends with a bird or some shit idfk
rex marksley: the spines a hopeless romantic and sings about his cowboy crush and his siblings support him
automatonic electronic harmonics: they want to feel cool,, let them feel cool,,
prelude to a dream: hey michael i thought you were supposed to be the human friend whats all this about not being a human being?? mike? m-mike??
make believe: FUCK SOCIETY, TRANS RIGHTS BITCHES *EPIC KAZOO SOLO*
honeybee: ah yes that one song we wonāt ever let them forget bc were all emo
scary world: the morse code says spoopy
the suspender man: rabbit voice: yeah theres this guys who sold his soul or whatever how fucked up was that, anyway i want to wear a dress :3c
thatāll be the way home: THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL
the ballad of lily: oh boi we about to have another character song on this album
airheart: character song 2 electric boogaloo
circuitry: yāall good?
mk iii:
curtain raiser: beebop voice: STEVETHY SOMEONES TRYING TO PLAY THE ALBUM Ā steve voice: oh fuck
steam powered giraffe: HEHE NAME DROP
mecto amore: this is some rabbits in love again shit but with WHAMST
hatch fever: hatchy is here and the album version does not capture how feral hatchworth performed this on stage
a way into your heart: spg as a whole @ their fans: we love you all so much thank you for the support over the years :) <3 me through tears: bitch,,,,, <3
ghost grinder: rabbit and the boys on their way to the graveyard at 3 am to party with rabbits dead gf
please explain: i stg everytime i hear hatchy sing āgum in my gearsā i think heās saying something else and iām sure you can fill in the blank, but the thing that gets me is thats so on brand for him to say dsfdfg
she said maybe: rabbit is just young old dumb and full of love these days isnāt she?
go spine go: almost 6 minutes of hatchworth and rabbit being two year olds and poking fun at spine
roller skate king: everyone sleeps on how good this song is wtf
iāll rust with you: me knowing full well this song is about rabbit outliving her gfs throughout the decades bc shes a robot: oh,, so thats why theres so many love songs by rabbit on this album,,, rabbit you good??
wired wrong: the spine you good??
fancy shoes: hATCHWORTH YOU GOOD???
steam powered giraffe reprise: we interrupt your regularly scheduled robot angst hours with that good weeb shitā¢
turn back the clock: okay back the robot angst
bleak horizon: our lovelys saying goodbye saying theyāll be back to bring smiles on our faces soon as we close out to some ominous as fuck shit teasing vice quadrant
the vice quadrant:
the vice does tight: okay so the vice quadrants fucked up and the robots are very concerned by this
on a crescendo: ominous foreshadowing thats so ominous i had to look up what this song meant lore wise bc i just thought it was the robots just dancing and having fun
steamjunk: my dear sweet honey darling is traveling through space and IāM WORRIED ABOUT HIM
starburner: low-key robo angst bc their worried about their souls being damned or some shit but its cuteĀ
progress and technology: david YOUR RANGE
wink the satellite: wink voice: YOU WAS MY BABY MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE
burning in the stratosphere: oh
fire fire: this is the most haunting shit i have no joke for this
sky sharks: hoo boi the sky sharks certainly wonāt be killing us all today, but climate change sure will
daughter of space: PREBBY SPACE GODDESS HNNNGNNGNG
star valley night: honeys you know you can just wait for it to be night time right? then you can go play in the star valley at night-
commander cosmo: BITCH YOU GOOD?
where is everyone?: THERE SHE IS MY BABY
gg the giraffe: MY DARLIIIIINNGGG SING IT HONEYĀ
the pulls: wink my darling yāall ok?
soliton: corpse man and space goddess sing a really nerdy analogy about love and its gorgeous
where i left you: wink seriously are you okay?
over the moon: rabbits just done but shes gotta sing it and go all out with how done she is bc shes extra
itās cosmic: is theĀ āalright!ā rav?? also is this love song supposed to represent them causing more fuckshit and destroying the universe and just not realizing it bc their in love?? idfk man it bops
hold me: whether from the perspective of holly or rabbit i weep openly at this song
the speed of light: david: this is where the astronaut turns evil wonāt tell you why tho ;) literally every lore buff: *listens to this song and tries to theorize wtf happened*
rav to the rescue: local green space twink rescues his space bf more at 11
starlight starshine: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the space giant: three steampunk robots fight a giant starbaby in guitar hero to save a satellites crush; a planet thats a huge apple i have zero jokes for this is already too absurdĀ
oh no: oh OH OH? O H. OOOH OH??????????? oĀ hā¦ oh noā¦.
necrostar: evil pissrock possessed evil dead guy and is ready to cause fuckshit while the robots sing about how scared they are at the end
super space blaster centi-asteroid invaderpedes 2: cute interactions with the robots! i hate this title tho
whale song: wholesome shit to distract you from all the lore and foreshadowing at the end
Music from steamworld heist:Ā
automatonic electronic harmonics, on top of the universe, electricity is is my soul, honeybee, and brass goggles: me minding my own business playing steamworld heist: *walks into a bar where spine rabbit and hatchworth are performing one of these songs* me: HOOOOOGH
heist ho!: yeah thats piper for ya
starscrap: hi iām in love for rabbit?
prepare for boarding: GET IN BITCHES WEāRE GONNA OVER THROW THE PATRIARCHYĀ
the red queen: capitalism? demolished.
what we need are some heros: the spine projecting his love for cowboys onto the player characters
the vast frontier: hatchworth: IāM A BAD BITCH YOU CANāT KILL ME
the stars: they made it lads they made it over the moon and across the starsā¦.
also howād they keep singing for that long arenāt they tired?
quintessential:
malfunction: wow i canāt believe spg ended transphobia
i donāt have a name for it: love? i guess??gd fgdsghfdg
blue portals: the idea of hatchworth going through the blue portals when i know theyāre made out of blue matter is terrifyingĀ
overdrive: they want to seem cool please play along and pretend their green screen work is cool
the ballad of delilah morreo: this came right the fuck out of nowhere but fuck its here now and its fantastic
love world of love: wonder what other balboa park songs theyāll bring back, like never gonna give you up :)
only human: iād die for you hatchy
salgexicon: they deadass wrote a song about their dndĀ campaignĀ
sleep evil sleep: i guess weāre all evil BC WE KEEPING SLEEPING ON HOW GOOD THIS SONG IS TOO
photographic memories: walter worker chelsea? come get ur mans-
leopold expeditus: hatchworth: hey guys checkout my fursona
dream machine: this song keeps me up at night with the endING I JUST WANT RABBIT TO BE HAPPY AND ARTSY BUT THE WAY IT ENDED WITH THE VICE QUADRANT RELATED TEASER MAKES ME THINK RABBIT PICKED UP A SATELLITE FREQUENCY FROM WINK ABOUT HOW NECROSTAR WILL KILL RAV IN THE FUTURE DEADASS IāM NERVOUS WHAT HAPPENED
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all spg albums poorly described by me bc i can
album one:
steam man band: michael reed voice: GUYS HOLY HECK LOOKIT MY ROBOT FRIEMDS THEIR SO COOL OHMA G AD
clockwork vaudeville: now when you say you bought yourself a pickle-
sound of tomorrow: the jons audible lenny face as he says āin the nudeā
on top of the universe 2009 ver.: RABBIT FUCKED A TOASTER AND UPGRADE KILLED THE SPINE THE GIRLS ARE OFF THE SHITS
on top of the universe 2011 ver.: alternate timeline where the jon and rabbit kill the spine and deny him ice cream
i am not alone: poor one out for upgrades 1 (one) song, shes trying her best
ice cream parade: i donāt even know where to begin with this one
brass goggles: LOCAL ROBOS ARE FEELING EMO SO THEY HAVE A SING ALONG
out in the rain: splish splash they was havinā a bash
electricity is in my soul: okay but whomst the hell is that electronic voice who sings the āla laāsā? serious question who tf is it????
steam man band reprise: michael reed voice: GUYS MY COOL ROBO FRIENDS ARE GETTING AN ENCORE HOLY HECKIE
blind minstrelās ballad: ominous
captain albert alexander: listen,,,, he beat spider hulk in an arm wrestling match,,,, hes really cool,,,,,,
the 2Ā¢ show:
steamboat shenanigans: some say they sang so hard they really did make it to the moon and across the stars ;)
one-way ticket: CHU CHU I LOVE U
ju ju magic: jonathan giraffe what tHE FUCK ARE YOU SINGING ABOUT HONEY? ARE YOU OKAY?
me and my baby (saturday night): the spines a hopeless romantic and he loves to treat his girl and his siblings support him
little birdie: jon makes friends with a bird or some shit idfk
rex marksley: the spines a hopeless romantic and sings about his cowboy crush and his siblings support him
automatonic electronic harmonics: they want to feel cool,, let them feel cool,,
prelude to a dream: hey michael i thought you were supposed to be the human friend whats all this about not being a human being?? mike? m-mike??
make believe: FUCK SOCIETY, TRANS RIGHTS BITCHES *EPIC KAZOO SOLO*
honeybee: ah yes that one song we wonāt ever let them forget bc were all emo
scary world: the morse code says spoopy
the suspender man: rabbit voice: yeah theres this guys who sold his soul or whatever how fucked up was that, anyway i want to wear a dress :3c
thatāll be the way home: THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL THATāLL
the ballad of lily: oh boi we about to have another character song on this album
airheart: character song 2 electric boogaloo
circuitry: yāall good?
mk iii:
curtain raiser: beebop voice: STEVETHY SOMEONES TRYING TO PLAY THE ALBUM Ā steve voice: oh fuck
steam powered giraffe: HEHE NAME DROP
mecto amore: this is some rabbits in love again shit but with WHAMST
hatch fever: hatchy is here and the album version does not capture how feral hatchworth performed this on stage
a way into your heart: spg as a whole @ their fans: we love you all so much thank you for the support over the years :) <3 me through tears: bitch,,,,, <3
ghost grinder: rabbit and the boys on their way to the graveyard at 3 am to party with rabbits dead gf
please explain: i stg everytime i hear hatchy sing āgum in my gearsā i think heās saying something else and iām sure you can fill in the blank, but the thing that gets me is thats so on brand for him to say dsfdfg
she said maybe: rabbit is just young old dumb and full of love these days isnāt she?
go spine go: almost 6 minutes of hatchworth and rabbit being two year olds and poking fun at spine
roller skate king: everyone sleeps on how good this song is wtf
iāll rust with you: me knowing full well this song is about rabbit outliving her gfs throughout the decades bc shes a robot: oh,, so thats why theres so many love songs by rabbit on this album,,, rabbit you good??
wired wrong: the spine you good??
fancy shoes: hATCHWORTH YOU GOOD???
steam powered giraffe reprise: we interrupt your regularly scheduled robot angst hours with that good weeb shitā¢
turn back the clock: okay back the robot angst
bleak horizon: our lovelys saying goodbye saying theyāll be back to bring smiles on our faces soon as we close out to some ominous as fuck shit teasing vice quadrant
the vice quadrant:
the vice does tight: okay so the vice quadrants fucked up and the robots are very concerned by this
on a crescendo: ominous foreshadowing thats so ominous i had to look up what this song meant lore wise bc i just thought it was the robots just dancing and having fun
steamjunk: my dear sweet honey darling is traveling through space and IāM WORRIED ABOUT HIM
starburner: low-key robo angst bc their worried about their souls being damned or some shit but its cuteĀ
progress and technology: david YOUR RANGE
wink the satellite: wink voice: YOU WAS MY BABY MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE
burning in the stratosphere: oh
fire fire: this is the most haunting shit i have no joke for this
sky sharks: hoo boi the sky sharks certainly wonāt be killing us all today, but climate change sure will
daughter of space: PREBBY SPACE GODDESS HNNNGNNGNG
star valley night: honeys you know you can just wait for it to be night time right? then you can go play in the star valley at night-
commander cosmo: BITCH YOU GOOD?
where is everyone?: THERE SHE IS MY BABY
gg the giraffe: MY DARLIIIIINNGGG SING IT HONEYĀ
the pulls: wink my darling yāall ok?
soliton: corpse man and space goddess sing a really nerdy analogy about love and its gorgeous
where i left you: wink seriously are you okay?
over the moon: rabbits just done but shes gotta sing it and go all out with how done she is bc shes extra
itās cosmic: is theĀ āalright!ā rav?? also is this love song supposed to represent them causing more fuckshit and destroying the universe and just not realizing it bc their in love?? idfk man it bops
hold me: whether from the perspective of holly or rabbit i weep openly at this song
the speed of light: david: this is where the astronaut turns evil wonāt tell you why tho ;) literally every lore buff: *listens to this song and tries to theorize wtf happened*
rav to the rescue: local green space twink rescues his space bf more at 11
starlight starshine: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the space giant: three steampunk robots fight a giant starbaby in guitar hero to save a satellites crush; a planet thats a huge apple i have zero jokes for this is already too absurdĀ
oh no: oh OH OH? O H. OOOH OH??????????? oĀ hā¦ oh noā¦.
necrostar: evil pissrock possessed evil dead guy and is ready to cause fuckshit while the robots sing about how scared they are at the end
super space blaster centi-asteroid invaderpedes 2: cute interactions with the robots! i hate this title tho
whale song: wholesome shit to distract you from all the lore and foreshadowing at the end
Music from steamworld heist:Ā
automatonic electronic harmonics, on top of the universe, electricity is is my soul, honeybee, and brass goggles: me minding my own business playing steamworld heist: *walks into a bar where spine rabbit and hatchworth are performing one of these songs* me: HOOOOOGH
heist ho!: yeah thats piper for ya
starscrap: hi iām in love for rabbit?
prepare for boarding: GET IN BITCHES WEāRE GONNA OVER THROW THE PATRIARCHYĀ
the red queen: capitalism? demolished.
what we need are some heros: the spine projecting his love for cowboys onto the player characters
the vast frontier: hatchworth: IāM A BAD BITCH YOU CANāT KILL ME
the stars: they made it lads they made it over the moon and across the starsā¦.
also howād they keep singing for that long arenāt they tired?
quintessential:
malfunction: wow i canāt believe spg ended transphobia
i donāt have a name for it: love? i guess??gd fgdsghfdg
blue portals: the idea of hatchworth going through the blue portals when i know theyāre made out of blue matter is terrifyingĀ
overdrive: they want to seem cool please play along and pretend their green screen work is cool
the ballad of delilah morreo: this came right the fuck out of nowhere but fuck its here now and its fantastic
love world of love: wonder what other balboa park songs theyāll bring back, like never gonna give you up :)
only human: iād die for you hatchy
salgexicon: they deadass wrote a song about their dndĀ campaignĀ
sleep evil sleep: i guess weāre all evil BC WE KEEPING SLEEPING ON HOW GOOD THIS SONG IS TOO
photographic memories: walter worker chelsea? come get ur mans-
leopold expeditus: hatchworth: hey guys checkout my fursona
dream machine: this song keeps me up at night with the endING I JUST WANT RABBIT TO BE HAPPY AND ARTSY BUT THE WAY IT ENDED WITH THE VICE QUADRANT RELATED TEASER MAKES ME THINK RABBIT PICKED UP A SATELLITE FREQUENCY FROM WINK ABOUT HOW NECROSTAR WILL KILL RAV IN THE FUTURE DEADASS IāM NERVOUS WHAT HAPPENED