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I hate this take, thank you so much. 😂😂😂
Is your "Captain Nemo" not an anime?
1. The main character "Mary Sue".
2. A faithful childhood friend.
3. A school festival where everyone should be.
4. The episode on the beach.
5. The main character collects a harem for himself.
6. A stupid episode that disrupts the course of the plot.
7. An impractical weapon.
8. Three minutes, which took half the budget.
9. The ending that no one asked for.
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The cutest thing in German Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea graphic novel is that right at the back there's a bit that says:
"I think nowerdays after an adventure like this they would take a selfie to seal their friendship. Here you can see it."*
* My own translation.
Original: "Heutzutage würden sie nach so einem Abendteuer, glaube ich, alle ein Selfie machen, um ihre Freundschaft zu besiegeln. Hier sieht man es."
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Aronnax: Captain, would you still love me if I was a worm?
Nemo: Ah professor, love is difficult to predict; but, I promise you, were you to become a worm I would ensure you had the most comfortable life possible. Using the knowledge I have collected over the decades I would design and build a habitat that would provide you with the optimal conditions for your genus of worm; be it polychaete, echiuran, nemertean or other.
Aronnax: *heart eyes*
Ned: *loud disgusted noises*
--Later--
Ned, in his bunk: Conseil, would you still love me if I was a worm?
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Thanks to @one-true-houselight for sending me this TKLUTS-inspired song:
Lyrics:
The spirit of the sea
Wells up inside of me
To breathe life from my heart into my hands
A swirling mystery
Melts all my memories
Dissolving in our hands where it began
Are we damned lucky or are we just the damned?
The wind and the waves below
The angel's flown too low
The ocean starts to glow
There is no compromise
No acting civilized
Down here it's just silence and the sand
Are we among the stars
Or held in prison bars?
Nothing ever goes the way we planned
Are we the slaughter or are we just the lamb?
The wind and the waves below
The angel's flown too low
The ocean starts to glow
In the underwater forest
Nature sings a gentle chorus
Starry-eyed reflections of the moon
Whispered tales of better days
The sea floor makes a quiet grave
For memories of a world we left too soon
Shielded from the endless years
Where coral hangs like chandeliers
An open clear abyss of liquid light
We pass on through the prism night
Luminous dust in my eyes
All knowing that the time has come to rise
When does it all end
The flame of my life
When does it all end
The arc of our dive
When does it all end
The fullness of time
Not today
Not today
Not today!
The wind and the waves below
The angel's flown too low
The ocean starts to glow
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Nice!
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When I say I want to meet my future spouse the "old fashioned way" what I mean is: I wish to be in a shipwreck caused by the creature (presumably some unnaturally large narwal) I have been searching for, only to discover that it is in fact the most incredible submarine(!!) and then get saved from the icy waters by it enigmatic captain with whom I fall desperately in love despite knowing it can never be for I am their captive in all but name.
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Here, @plumsodapop . Picrew Nemo, made with Little Guy Maker: https://picrew.me/share?cd=SoXIPVMgvR #Picrew #little_guy_maker
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Today's Seal Is: Caterpillar
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Out-of-Context "Twenty Thousand Leagues Under the Sea" Quotes to Put on Shirts:
-> "To be frank, I think that we're seeing things here that God wished to hide from man's eyes."
-> “Terrible avenger, a perfect archangel of hatred.”
-> “I declare it is easy to lead a snail's life.”
-> “I will not be eaten without protest!”
-> “The human mind enjoys impressive visions of unearthly creatures.”
-> “This precious carnivore, hunted and tracked by fishermen, is becoming extremely rare."
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People should use this text embellishment more
𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟
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RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
I need you all to see how newborn giant pacific octopuses look when they swim
The way their little stubby tentacles flop uselessly...they're so silly <3
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