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hes just having a bad day<3
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Captain Nemo (with or without a subterranean pool to park the Nautilus)?
Hmmm!!! Now this is an interesting one!
What strikes me immediately is how much Nemo and Dracula have in common. They are both Princes. They are both obsessed with England. They are both proud and resolute. They both "I too can love." They both kidnap people. They both can enter into the spirit of the Hunter. They both have a fondness for the local "scary" wildlife. They are both real tall and value loyalty.
This could go very well or very poorly. I think the first decider is whether they would accept each other as social equals. Neither is going to react well to being denied a deference he thinks he is owed, and neither is naturally inclined to be deferential. So if the both come in with the attitude of "one Prince to another" then they'll do pretty okay. If either of them starts treating the other as his social inferior it'll get nasty fast. y.
Let's assume for the time being the former. We know Dracula has put a lot of effort into making this work, so he can play nice at the outset at least. They're well-situated for fruitful cooperation. Dracula wants secure water passage to England without too much paper trail, Nemo wants to see England wiped off the face of the earth - they can, if they are so inclined, very much help each other. Of course this ends up requiring that Nemo is always intended to leave the Castle alive, which Jonathan very much is not. If Dracula's guest is not a doomed prisoner things are very very different.
The question then becomes whether Dracula can keep it in his pants uh...mouth I guess??... and reap the full benefits of this mutually beneficial arrangement, or whether he will play Scorpion to Nemo's Frog the way he does with the Demeter. He doesn't need to eat the Nautilus to stay secret - Nemo is already a secret, he's not gonna tell anybody. Also it's real hard to disappear someone on a submarine and Nemo will NOT be pleased if he tries. There is no good reason for him to turn on Nemo ... but can he help himself?? The Devil does not keep his bargains...
The other factor of course is that Nemo has a very strong moral sense. Like yes, he wants to wipe England off the map and he sinks a lot of ships and kills a lot of people... but is he wrong??? Nemo would not be okay with the slaughter of children. But Nemo also has no reason to go snooping around the Castle and sleeping on inappropriate furniture, so he might never find out about it. Ah, but Jonathan does hear the second child cry out, and gets the story pretty direct from its mother, and Nemo is no fool. I think at that point Nemo walks on the deal, so the question is: how far does he get?
Nemo is unlikely to have any divine protection on him. But he is physically powerful in his own right, a technological genius, and he doesn't give up. His lightning weapons may not do much to Dracula (though who knows) but they should keep the wolves off him. He knows how to deal with natural predators. And... I am confident in his ability to crawl, broken and bloody, back to civilization (or wherever) after being half eaten by wolves, if it comes to that. He's a survivor.
Now, if the Nautilus is parked in the swimming pool in the crypt, he just needs to make it downstairs and then he's golden. Buuuut that requires going down the wall. I feel like he has too much dignity to climb? But again he has excellent physical prowess. But again on the other hand so did Renfield and that didn't save him when it came down to fisticuffs. So I may be just as unreasonably dazzled by Nemo as his chronicler.
I think... I think Captain Nemo can survive Castle Dracula, but it's a near thing, and only just
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linguisticparadox · 11 months
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okay to understand why I laughed at this you first need to know that the French word for "pencil" is "crayon"
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feeshies · 9 months
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If Jules Verne didn't want me to make Captain Nemo a lady, he should have done more to fuck up the copyright system when he had the chance
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Also a non-fem Captain Nemo
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nautilusgays · 12 days
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When I say I want to meet my future spouse the "old fashioned way" what I mean is: I wish to be in a shipwreck caused by the creature (presumably some unnaturally large narwal) I have been searching for, only to discover that it is in fact the most incredible submarine(!!) and then get saved from the icy waters by it enigmatic captain with whom I fall desperately in love despite knowing it can never be for I am their captive in all but name.
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spider-xan · 8 months
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Just read the press release for that Nautilus D+ show that everyone rightfully criticized months ago for ret-conning the books so that Nemo is now no longer the inventor of his own damn submarine, and my God, in addition to all of that, the real architect and engineer of the Nautilus is going to be an old white Frenchman AND Nemo apparently kidnaps a rich white British woman as a hostage, hmm, I'm sure that won't come off as a racist trope or anything, right??
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bluecatwriter · 3 months
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For the art prompts: Conseil describes a sea creature to Ned Land
Thank you for your infinite patience, but I finally got around to this today!
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Featuring Thunnus alalunga (Albacore tuna, genus Thunnus, family Scombidae, order Scombriformes, class Actinopterygii, phylum Chordata, kingdom Animalia)
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shyloverrr · 8 months
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“My brave Conseil, though exhibiting the same symptoms of suffering in the same manner, never left me. He took my hand and encouraged me, and I heard him murmur: “Oh, if I could only not breathe, so as to leave more air for my master!’”
My honest reaction:
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theygotlost · 4 months
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this too is yaoi.
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linguisticparadox · 11 months
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Nemo literally taking Aronnax on a midnight hike to Atlantis and showing him his secret sanctum at the bottom of an extinct volcano like what in the blatant romance tropes
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feeshies · 10 months
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Jean Passepartout and Conseil need to form a support group.
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nautilusgays · 15 days
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Nemonnax meme dump
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casebasket · 8 months
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imagining the ending of 20,000 leagues under the sea to be as devastating as the ending of S1 in our flag means death and S2 of good omens iykyk where are the fans that reside in the middle of the venn diagram between 19th century marine sci-fi and 21th century biblical AUs be at
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dvrzhtsk · 1 month
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