4lexandrea

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fuse ability looks great guys

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nintendo saw bitches using treasure chests and magnesis to drive the rafts on land and said fuck it might as well give them what they want and now link has a fucking tractor

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every time i see someone talk broadly about how mental illness is ‘being destigmatized’ i’m like speak for yourself buddy. some of us still have brain disorders that if you google them the first 1000 responses are like ‘how to explode people with this condition with deadly bombs and fire and then douse the ashes in acid so they dont rise again craving the flesh of the living’

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#too many to count #but I am still recovering from having a brain tumor removed #I would think that is pretty moderate #tw: medical #tw: surgery

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#the legend of zelda #loz #tears of the kingdom #breath of the wild #nintendo #etsystore #loz oot #lon lon ranch #fairy

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A real event involving me and my 3 yo son but it's Link and Zelda

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Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.

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begging everyone to watch the French contestant introducing herself at Miss World she's last if you want to skip some other fucking wild deliveries

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mpreg

since no one seems to be happy with lgbt, mogai, or any other acronym or umbrella term, i came up with a new one that i think is gonna cover all our bases:

mpreg = marginalized people of romantic, erotic and gender

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this is so fucking funny to me. this catholic charity really has this as their 404 page. someone designed and coded this. they call it a 404 prayer.

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having a “smart"phone for me is just

*opens the clock app instead of the calculator app*

*opens the calculator instead of the clock*