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your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks
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Part 4/???
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Gods forgive me I'm playing Skyrim again
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One quiet day on the farm, the Little Red Hen found some wheat seeds and decided to make bread.
"Who will help me plant these seeds?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Horse "But I'm a workhorse, and I'm too busy moving carts around."
And so the Little Red Hen planted the seeds by herself. And they grew into bountiful golden crops.
"Who will help me harvest the wheat?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Dog "But I'm a guarddog, and I'm too busy keeping away burglars and predators."
And so the Little Red Hen harvested the wheat herself and made it into flour.
"Who will help me bake the flour?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"I would." said the Pig "But I'm a mother of 5 newborn piglets, and I'm too busy taking care of my young."
And so the Little Red Hen baked the bread herself into twenty beautiful loaves.
"Who will help me eat the bread?" the Little Red Hen asked.
"We would." said the Farm Animals. "But we're ashamed, for we didn't do anything to make the bread."
"Nonsense!" said the Little Red Hen. "You, Horse, helped move around the stones that built my oven. You, Dog, kept me safe while I worked. And you, Pig, are raising a new generation of Farm Animals, who will too contribute to our Farm one day. You've all helped me so much by simply being you."
"Besides," the Little Red Hen added. "I couldn't possibly eat all the loaves on my own, most of them would go to waste. Come, eat with me."
And so the Little Red Hen and the Farm Animals ate the bread together. And all saw their own, and each other's, worth.
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OH YEAH I redesigned my Glamrock Puppet. Thank you everyone for not bullying me over how terrible the original design was, but I've made a much nicer one. Looking back at the original I have absolutely no idea what I was thinking.
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Much nicer colors, matches the other animatronics better, much more glam, and you can't go wrong with covering it in sparkles. The lore and personality traits are all the same though. I did add A few new features for it that I think are fun
It glows! It can make its stripes glow normally, but when they're off, they also glow under blacklights
It has a canonical height now! Twelve feet tall. (That wouldn't be horrifying to see at the Pizzaplex at all)
Its arms are stretchy and their maximum length is still unknown (but very long. All the better to strangle you with my dear. This one is a supernatural power)
It can levitate if it wants and can teleport if not being looked at. Normally though it just walks very slowly.
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When you just can’t brake the cycle
(AKA Sun and Moon vs a tandem bike based on the wacky and wonderful responses to the Sun and Moon bike post)
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Who wants to hear about my new fnaf oc while I finish drawing him?
His name is Star, and he is the prince to Sun and Moon's jester. As in, he's literally a prince.
He mostly works in the theater, where he puts on incredibly overdramatic renditions of popular stories, the cast being himself and a bunch of unenthusiastic S.T.A.F.F. bots.
When he's got the free time, though, he loves to help Sun and Moon in the daycare. His original purpose was to be a Daycare Attendant but they decided to switch him out.
Sun and Moon are his best friends in the whole galaxy btw
He has very eloquent speech patterns and has a habit of calling everyone "milord" and "milady"
If he were in the actual game, he wouldn't actually be hostile to Gregory, but he might be a good path-blocker. If he were in Ruin, he would beg Cassie to help Sun and Moon, being completely incapacitated himself.
He's just my new silly guy, I am rotating him in my head
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Sun and Moon used to have an actual pointed nose but early on in the job they kept face planting from trying to catch kids that dodged out of the way and crashing into walls while on the rope so their face just got smushed
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I see yall typing ur takes on Eclipse. Look what you've done smh /lh
Cut vers below
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I have drawn some connections between Characters I Like A Lot
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*pets Luminax* *pets Luminax* *pets Luminax* *pets Luminax* *pets Luminax* *pets Luminax* *pets Luminax* *pets Luminax* *pets Luminax* *pets Lumin-
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a-rare-female-blaziken · 10 months
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I was drawing ingo for an ig reel and for some reason just went 100% on it. Took a reference picture of the pose. Fully colored and shaded with colored lineart. I added a background that was just a pla screenshot and there wss a bidoof visible so I gave it sunglasses and a drink. This image is going to be visible for about two seconds but for some reason I just felt compelled to finish it
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a-rare-female-blaziken · 10 months
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its kind of funny to me how the entire reason why you get to rechallenge the gym leaders is because geeta doesnt feel like assessing them herself so she gets some random school kid to do her job for her. and then she has the audacity to ask you which gym leader was the easiest for you to beat. knowing fully well that 83% of her own team was swept by my houndoom with mediocre stats. girl you may be the most underwhelming champion in the entire series and youve the gall to ask which person here i found easiest to defeat.
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this is the only day u can reblog this
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a-rare-female-blaziken · 10 months
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Ok so I'm on like my third attempt at a PMD playthrough and I MEAN IT this time. So long as I don't die trying to save Caterpie's friend from Team Meanies (which is why I abandoned my first attempt)
Anyways my current thought is that Alakazam does seem like a pretty cool guy but I can't shake the feeling he's going to attack me later. Also, why was there a random house that was perfectly suited to me, just there already, and why did Fin know about it, and why was I allowed to move in no question
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Pokémon Human Character Tournament: THE FINAL SHOWDOWN
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