violinist Akaashi though
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Lysithea: I am darkness. I am power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you could imagine. I am the night. I am fury. I am a weapon. I am—
Claude: A baby.
Raphael: A cinnamon roll.
Hilda: A sweetheart.
Lysithea:
Lysithea: I’m switching classes.
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Byleth: If you had a shot for every time you made a bad decision, would you be sober?
Yuri: Yes.
Edelgard: … a little tipsy.
Claude: Wasted.
Dimitri: Probably dead.
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Ferdinand, doing a magic trick: Pick a card, any card.
Dorothea: Okay.
Ferdinand: Not my credit card.
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Sylvain: Trauma? Oh, you mean the reason why I’m so fucking hilarious?
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-how the lords stumbled upon abyss-
Dimitri: We should really get hold of a map or something...
Claude: We don’t need directions. The only thing we need to follow is the compass within our hearts.
Edelgard: No, we definitely need directions.
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Dimitri: *pushing on a pull door*
Claude, filming: Push harder
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the blue lions: ....okay
felix: i TOLD YOU SO
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Byleth: Be a professor, they said. It’ll be fun, they said.
Lorenz: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!
Claude: I can’t! It’s too big to smother!
Hilda: Go get the anti-flamethrower!
Lysithea: IT’S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER YOU DUMBASS—
Raphael, Marianne, Leonie, Ignatz: [screaming when something explodes]
Byleth, sighing: Don’t listen to them. Don’t.
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Dimitri: If you kill a killer, the number of killers in the world stays the same.
Claude: Kill two.
Edelgard: Kill ten.
Yuri: Or you can just kill all of them?
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Byleth: Ah, yes. The five love languages.
Pointing at Felix: “My family never told me they’re proud of me.”
Pointing at Dimitri: “I’m so tired, please Sothis just let me rest for five minutes.”
Pointing at Mercedes: “I love girls.”
Pointing at Annette: “Please pay attention to me.”
Pointing at Sylvain: “Touch starved.”
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Choices
Yuri: We either die free, or die trying!
Balthus: Are those the only choices?
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i am in blue lions hell
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Dimitri: What is love?
Yuri: An emotional minefield
Edelgard: A neurochemical reaction
Claude: Baby don’t hurt me
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Felix: Can you get my sword? It’s on the top shelf.
Sylvain: So you admit to needing me in your life?
Felix: I can and WILL replace you with a step stool.
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Dimitri: My family isn’t really dead because I am constantly hallucinating them.
Claude: ...I don’t want to overstep my boundaries but have you ever considered seeking professional help?
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Edelgard: House Hresvelg’s bloodline will die with me.
Dorothea: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say “I’m gay.”
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