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i’m so normal about this

#he makes me SICK. #I HATE him. #…. I def caught it tho.

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He makes her nervous...♡

#G O D #there’s never enough obx fanart on this platform I fear #but this? THISS?? oh I’ll be thinking abt it for DAYS #JJ my beloved

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“ liars, losers, and loose canons, oh my! “

chris. she/they. early 20s. degree chaser.

part time writer, full time bullshitter.

current fix: pjo, deadly class, the last kingdom

feel free to shoot the shit w/ me about the above !! 🤍

#*nav #once I fully navigate the ins and outs of master lists and making posts pretty it’s OVERRR

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The demigods responsible for turning Olympus in its head and rebuilding it.

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SEASON TWO CONFIRMED HOW R WE FEELING FELLOW ANNOYING PEOPLE

#pjo series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson

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also I love that Grover gets separated from the kids and immediately starts playing mind games with a god. he's like finally I don't have to be a good role model for a second. let's talk brutality.

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Born to play silena Beauregard not cause I think I’m this ethereal beauty but cause I would 100% betray that entire camp if Charlie bushnell asked

#yeah. #also I’m of the firm belief that since we got ACTUAL goddess Dior to play Clarisse who is NOT supposed to look as ethereal as she does #that silena should be played by someone SUPER mid. bc balance. #that being said @ Disney I know I’m too old but if u need anyone super mid CALL ME BBG

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luke can put backbiter to my chin like that idc

#naur bc I was genuinely watching this w my sister and when he did that I audibly went ‘me next’ #i’m so normal abt him #I SWEAR

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Oh. Oh babes. Babes. BABES.

luke x reader.

in case I’m not the only one who needed to cry like a bitch today.

may or may not be writing.

#luke castellan x reader #pjo x reader #luke castellan x you #luke castellan angst #luke castellan imagine #Spotify

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I don’t want to go too into detail on spoilers for this episode bc I want to give people the change to watch it before I open my mouth. That being said, I have some shit to get off my chest. spoilers for episode eight under the cut.

Actually going so insane from the Luke and Percy parallels. We had the good kid x last day of summer parallel in the musical, and now we have episode one “look, I didn’t ask to be a halfblood” and episode eight “look, you didn’t ask to be a halfblood” im physically fucking ILL!!!!

#pjo series #PJO #percy jackon and the olympians #PJO spoilers #percy jackson spoilers #tlt #tlt musical #the lightning theif musical #girl. the way I genuinely GASPED when I heard Charlie’s voice at the beginning of the episode.

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I have. So many thoughts.

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U MAKE JOKES but best believe I’d be the best damn gunslinger camp half blood has ever seen if I could get the Hephaestus cabin to make me some celestial bronze bullets. Call my ass Billy the kid fr

Me personally if I was a halfblood I wouldn’t carry a sword I’d carry a pink Glock but maybe that’s just the southerner in me telling me I have a right to bear arms

#I’m js. CHB needs more southerner rep. #these prophecies would be handled in HALF the time if we had a Florida man demigod #and I’m not just saying that bc I’m from Florida. #Florida man casts GUN. it’s super effective!

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I’m letting yall knows now. There’s like 15 mins until the ep drops. If they change ANYTHING in the “60 seconds” scene I WILL LOSE IT. I’ve been mostly ok with changes thus far but I REFUSE to compromise on this.

See yall in like an hour w my thoughts that no one asked for.

#pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #luke castellan

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He just posted a TikTok and I'm already going feral.

It's the way he didn't really do anything that made me go crazy.

#losing my shit bc he’s genuinely Just A Guy #but my brain DOES NOT accept this fact #epitome of the lyrics “I’m sure I’ve seen much hotter men but I really can’t remember when

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Who’s ready for the TikTok girlies to cry about Luke tonight

#YEAHHHHH #I want it to HURT #they’re gonna lose their minds it’s gonna be so amazing #assuming they haven’t been spoiled yet bc SOME PEOPLE #glares vaguely @ the internet #felt the need to be mean 2 the new kids who haven’t read the books #but regardless. #I shall be tuned in to their suffering.

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It’s officially 24 hrs until me and the rest of the luke apologists r fighting for our LIVES (and enjoying some of the best edits we’ve seen since the show started, probably)

#god bless PJO editors. y’all eat it up every time mwah mwah im kissing u on the forehead #also calling myself an apologist is a bit of a stretch. he’s an asshole #and I have no excuse. however #this does not change the facts. #the facts being that I love him. #PJO #percy jackon and the olympians #Luke castellan

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idk if anyone’s pointed this out before but I haven’t seen shit for this specific connection but all the greek big three kids are into blondes, in the books at least, like there is no doubt about it because they are. It was alluded that Thalia had a crush on Luke before her time as a tree and everyone just considered it canon, plus when she said Apollo was hot, they are both blonde. Percy and Annabeth? She’s blonde too. Nico and Will? He is also blonde. Like idk if Rick did this as a planned coincidence or an unplanned one but canonically, in the books, all the big three kids are into blondes

#wAIT A MINUTE #I never realized this before #but now that I know I can’t stop giggling abt it #i love them your honor