acemurdersonjasontodd

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we need more dials and knobs and levers again. this world is lacking in dials and knobs and levers. it's one of our biggest issues.

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#wow. so many haters

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When I was a kid my family pretended to get raptured so I would think I was left behind on earth while they all went to heaven.

I was like 8 years old and my sister and mom had gotten really into the Left Behind novels (bible fan fic about the rapture). In the books when the rapture happened the clothes that people were wearing when they got raptured were left behind in neatly folded piles.

One day when I was getting home from school my family decided that they would leave piles of neatly folded clothes around the house, and then hide in the basement.

The intended effect was that I would get home and see the clothes then, think that my family had been raptured and that I wasn’t good enough to get into heaven… or something?

The problem was that I had never read these books, and didn’t really think about the rapture very often. There was no reason that I would see some laundry on the floor and think “The rapture happened and I’ve been abandoned by God! I’ll never see my family again!! Oh nooo!!!!”

I just sat down and watched cartoons and eventually my family got bored and revealed that they were all hiding in the basement.

It’s a good thing I didn’t understand the joke, otherwise that shit would have been traumatic.

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if you don‘t personally own one but your roommates/parents do and you are allowed to use it, that counts as yes

#my built in ironing board in my kitchen is one of my favorite parts of my house #but i do not own an iron lol

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pre-fame hozier tweeting this casually in 2012 like it isn’t the best fucking joke i’ve ever heard in my life, decimating all my brain cells instantly

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girl help i want a baby so bad

#hanging out with my baby niece like 🥺🥺🥺 what if i had one for me

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my magnum opus

#dc

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Funky little dude and his weird dad

#jason todd #dc

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read something recently that said a majority of people don’t have a wall clock these days, thought it was interesting since I’ve always considered it an essential and functional piece of home decor.

#yes ​i have one in my room and one in the living room

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#glee

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#oh i hope my dad is growing tomatoes this season

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#lil sebastian #from parks and rec

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#wow i forgot about some of these #the llama song was my answer that song is unforgettable

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#morning shower on weekends night shower on weekdays #best of both worlds

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i forgot how funny justice league unlimited was

#jlu #dc

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they’re canceling me for the way I deal with grief. Also for all the severed heads and the bombings and the racketeering and the

#jason todd #dc

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xkcd fans are the only fandom I've had direct experience with where people do the stereotypical nerdy fan thing of referring to installments of the thing they like by their release order numbers instead of their titles

#this is bobby tables erasure #i will concede that that one is more niche #xkcd