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considering how many times vene is held against his will, tied up, or unable to see throughout canon (especially held against his will, like jesus this poor guy has so many panels where he's held onto and people won't let go of him, especially as a child), i feel like something like bondage would actually kind of scare him at first? being on the receiving end of it. someone having him restrained where they can do whatever they want to him.

but i also think it could be a good healing sort of thing for him, to learn to associate being held against his will with pleasure and care, instead of discomfort and disrespect of his boundaries.

i picture a scene where he explores this with a partner, and being tied up is pretty uncomfortable for him at first, like i picture him just being nervous and antsy that he's restrained, but his partner is gentle and helps coax him into relaxing, and he feels safe and learns to enjoy it.

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Kiku as an incredibly horny teen in the Heian period but as time has gone on he's gotten less interested in sex until now it's something he'd rather read about than do. Still a huge perv, but like...an exhausted one that works too much.

#he’s so real for that

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What Some Heta Characters Smell Like but by Someone Who is Shit at IDing Smells ~ Part 1

France - Cigarette smoke and strong floral perfume and slight hint of alcohol

Prussia- Clean laundry and natural cleaning products

Germany- Natural cleaning products and baked goods and very subtly of gasoline

South Italy- Some masc Italian cologne and pizza dough

North Italy- Sea breeze and a faintly of a different Italian cologne and basil

Japan- Vanilla and bar soap

Spain- Dirt / plants from his garden and mint and sea breeze

Canada- Firewood and clean laundry and sometimes a hint of weed

America- Subtle axe body spray and something burning (think fireworks when lit) and dirt/plants

Cuba- Cigar smoke and musky cologne

England- Stale cigarettes and mint and fresh baked scones

Austria- Lavender and piano polish

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Not too much on my boys now 😭 average penial size is 5.1 inches

this really hurt to write lmao

do you have any size headcanons for the sillies?

Omg that's so real. I have to take five minute breaks between writing my head canons because I'm so embarrassed. This is *mostly* based off what the internet says is average for each country with some creative liberties taken (I made Ivan larger)

Francis (6.2 in/15.75 cm)

Matt (6 in/15.24 cm)

Ivan (6 in/15.24 cm)

Alfred (5.5 in/13.97 cm)

Arthur (5.2 in/13.21 cm)

Yao (5.2 in/13.21 cm)

#adelheid speaks

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what kinks would alfred have :3

In no particular order:

Breeding

Lactation

DD/LG

Bondage

MD/LB

Face sitting

Public sex

Exhibitionism

Threesomes

Facials

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How about the Allies’ type appearance wise? I like knowing who I could pull 😈

You're so real for that anon. When I'm writing these sometimes I make my favorite nations be into my body type lol. I'm writing these more towards AFAB people but I would be willing to do it for AMAB people if requested

Alfred

Prefers cleavage but appreciates a nice ass too

Likes partners with a lot of freckles

Loves all body types and isn't picky about sizes, but likes to be able to throw his partners around a bit (although with his super strength he can do that for most body types)

Doesn't have a defined type but tends to go for taller partners. He's slept with most nations, actually, so that doesn't help. His types range from Kiku to Ivan to Arthur.

He had a crush on Marianne as a kid too, like Feli, and also Gilbert and Julia (same)

2. Matthew

Also is really into cleavage but prefers ass/thighs

Likes his partners to have long hair

Likes curvier/softer bodies

Really attracted to partners who are fashionable, high maintenance, wear heavy makeup etc.

His crushes are Yekaterina and Anya, and for masculine partners it would be Lars and Ludwig

3. Arthur

Likes partners that have more feminine traits

Has a thing for facial hair on men

Not necessarily his type but he tends to go for partners with longer hair that he can play with

More of a legs man, goes crazy for long legs in stockings and heels

Really likes partners with nice hands

4. Francis

Another one who doesn't have a defined type

Does gravitate to partners who have a bookish or vintage aesthetic, almost librarian types

Into shoulders in masc partners and waists/stomachs in femme partners

You know when girls wear tighter pencil skirts and their bellies have a bit of a pudge in the fupa area? He goes crazy for that

When he's looking for hookups he tends to go for taller/larger partners, both masc and femme

5. Ivan

Obsessed with cleavage, the bigger the better

Likes partners that are smaller/shorter than him (because he can throw them around a bit)

Is into feminine, almost frilly partners.

His type involved Marianne, Amelia, Feliciano, Alfred.

Also is into blondes

6. Yao

When asked about it, Yao says that he's too old to have a type. For the most part, this is true.

Likes partners who have cutesy, frilly styles. Lolita almost.

Is into partners with a dancer/swimmer build

Long hair is a plus for him

Is into legs and ass on a partner

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would amend b into size diff stuff, like would he like being able to manhandle and pick up his so with ease (during and after yk) :3 or who would enjoy size diff stuff more out of the main 8

Are you talking about America?

I do think Alfred is into shows of strength, and likes throwing his partners around a bit. And with his strength, that could be any partner really.

Out of the main 8, I think the ones into size play are:

Alfred (smaller partners)

Ludwig (smaller partners)

Ivan (smaller partners)

Kiku (smaller partners)

Francis (bigger partners)

Feliciano (bigger partners)

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I saw the size hcs for the allies, and was wondering if you could do one for the axis?

Allies post here! These are based off the average penis size per country for the most part.

Ludwig: 5.7 in/14.48 cm

Feliciano: 6.04 in/15.35

Kiku: 5.33 in/13.54 cm

Gilbert: 5.9 in/15 cm

Lovino: 6.2 in/15.75 cm

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out of the main 8 who would have a breeding kink

1. Ivan

2. Yao

3. Kiku

4. Feli

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do u think maybe theres anyone who'd like an s/o whos more androgynous/can flip flop between masculine/feminine dress? 🥹

Yes I do! As a nonbinary person myself I feel like the grand majority of countries don’t care too much about gender or presentation. I have a headcanon that the nations are kind of like the angels and demons in Good Omens: they’re all on the nonbinary spectrum because they experience gender differently than humans. So I think all of them would be alright with it

With that being said, off the top of my head the nations that end up with genderqueer s/o’s are:

1. Alfred

2. Matthew

3. Arthur

4. Francis

5. Feliciano

6. Kiku

7. Yao

8. Feliks

9. Matthias

10. Lukas

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Who doms more? Nyo Lithuania or Nyo Poland?

Are we talking about together or separate?

Nyo Poland gives submissive energy, I don’t think she would domme at all. When they’re together Nyo Lithuania is the domme but she gives switch energy.

I’m not as familiar with these characters but I would love to learn more! I know they’re very dear to a lot of the fandom. I don’t know what names to use either.

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Do you think the main 8 could do a threesome with their 2p counterpart and their partner or would it be impossible?

Alfred and Allen would.

Francis and Feliciano would be down but I don't think their 2ps would want to. I feel like the remaining main five would not want to be involved with their 2ps that intimately.

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YOURE BACKKKK

Yes! So sorry guys! School has gotten crazy since it's the last few weeks and also I got a new phone so the only way I can log onto this blog is through my computer. I'm slowly getting to all of the asks though! It might take some time and I'm working on the shorter answer asks first. Please keep sending asks though!

#adelheid speaks #hetalia smut #hetalia headcanons #hetalia

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Who is the best finger blaster out of the allied nyos?

You guys don't understand how long I've been waiting for nyo asks 😭😭

I really feel like it would come down between Marianne and Madeleine.

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Do any of the main 8 like to be cockwarmed?

Feli likes it when he's feeling submissive (he doesn't have the self discipline to hold back unless someone is making him). I feel like Kiku and Ivan might enjoy it as well, and maybe Francis.

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What is the Axis's type appearance wise?

*For this post, I'm assuming that all variations of the nations coexisted and may use some nyotalia and regular characters to describe their type.

Ludwig:

Likes his partners to be shorter than him

Not too picky on size: he likes that he can throw around smaller partners but likes having more to grab too

Loves a well endowed chest, especially if his partner wears tight shirts or shows a lot of cleavage

Has a thing for brunettes with long hair

As a child/early teenager had a huge crush on Marianne

Feliciano:

He likes strong thighs and a nice ass in both genders, and wants to feel like he can have his head crushed

Likes long hair, or hair at least long enough that he can pull it

Is a sucker for femininity

Really likes blondes: I think it's a given that he's slept with Ludwig but it wouldn't surprise me if he's slept with Alfred too, and probably Amelia. Although to be fair I think he's probably slept with most of the nations at some point.

Likes tall people

Kiku:

I don't feel like he has a physical type so much as an aesthetic one

Again, likes partners that act or dress feminine

Another boob guy! Likes when they can fit perfectly in his hand with not much spilling out (not complaining if there's more or less though)

It might be stereotypical but he really likes partners that dress cutesy: think maybe lolita, hello kitty aesthetic types

Also attracted to longer hair

Loving:

Likes his partners on the softer side, goes crazy for soft tummies and love handles

While he loves ass and tits I feel like he's more into bellies and waists

Goes crazy for little "imperfections" like crooked noses and scars

Not necessarily something he would list off as his type but he tends to be attracted to people with freckles

Likes when his partners have calloused hands, like from playing instruments or work

Gilbert:

Really likes cleavage

Likes brunettes with a tinge of red (think Erzsebet and Feliciano)

Also likes when he's taller than his partners and they have to look up at him

Likes people who are aesthetically kind of cutesy? Again, think Feli (and to an extent Erzsi)

Attracted to people who dress more femininely, specifically skirts

His type can pretty much be summed down to people who aesthetically fall in the same category as Erzsi and Feli, and also Anneliese

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Arthur getting dominated by a fem s/o means the world to me obv I think he’d be more dominant with women but he would indulge his s/o every now and again 🫶

Massive degradation kink: I feel like he would really like to be called a bitch

Weirded out a bit by calling you Mommy but isn't against it: prefers Mistress or Madam (Arthur x Marianne, anyone?)

Goes crazy if you restrain him or tell him that he can't touch you

Speaking of restraints, he loves to be blindfolded and have his wrists tied up behind his back

Loves to be on his knees with his hands tied behind his back and buried between your thighs

Into pegging but not too rough. A bit of a size queen as well.

Prefers missionary is he's being pegged, because he likes lots of kissing and heavy petting. Having you straighten up so he can watch your tits bounce is always welcome, too.

Has a tendency to top even as a sub (he's been known to wear a collar with a chain on it so when he tops his partner can pull the chain and force him to lean forward)

He still loves when you ride, especially when you let him use his hands. He'll be singing your praises and feeling your curves, particularly your ass and thighs.

If you restrain him while riding though he'll beg and whine to be allowed to touch your body: if he's deep enough in subspace he might even try to negotiate his orgasm privileges for the right to touch you

Bit of a brat, of course. He has a smart mouth and doesn't always think before talking. You'll have to either punish him or put his mouth to better uses (he's not big on wearing gags)

For punishments he prefers a crop

Deny him from cumming, or even ruin his orgasm if he's been too bratty.

Speaking of denial, he becomes so sweet and whiny when he's trying to convince you to let him cum. The switch from brat to begging can give you whiplash.

His cock twitches after he's came particularly hard

Cums a little bit faster and easier as a sub

After subbing he's a bit shaky and breathless, and prefers to cuddle a bit before falling off to sleep.

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