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anon, you have sent this confession to the right person, because oh my god. i know that they’re awful people, i know this. they are the absolute worst & i am well aware of that fact, but god help me, i love the bro house. i do, a friend of mine got to hear my detailed essay on the bro house & why i actually felt bad for these men at certain points (whilst also enjoying seeing them get what was coming to them) after this episode aired. i love these characters, zinn, wyatt, barry & james? adored them, thought they were incredibly well written & i hated them, i loved to hate them. the naughty list is one of my favourite things about the american horror story universe. the story was so clever & did a fantastic job of exploring the awful side of these influencers as they touched on some very real things that happen with these kinds of people & i thought it was brilliant how they did it. the actors who played the guys were incredible & i hope that they’re all in the main show in the future. i was so pleased to see that they had brought nico greetham to the main show after this episode & gave him a role in another stories episode because he absolutely nailed the character of zinn. genuinely i love this episode, it’s well written, it’s actually quite funny. the opening will never not have me near dying with laughter.

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HAHAHA ANON, I THOUGHT THE EXACT SAME THING! the SECOND i saw this dude i turned to my mother & was like im sensing the ben harmon, the ahs special: the typical ‘whiny man who's about to do something awful to his wife who is too good for him’ vibes but aura was fantastic, I thought it was really good & it is the first time that american horror story has managed to jump scare me since my beloved roanoke. i am literally begging at this point to have gabourey sidibe play more major characters in this show. i love her so much.

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AHH ANON I KNOW :( i loved coby so much, she’s so beautiful & i adored the twist. she'll go down as one of my favourite characters of the universe despite her only being in one episodes of stories & not the main show. i really hope that they'll bring kristine froseth into the main show to play a major character in one of the later seasons at some point like they did with nico greetham.

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anon, death valley was probably one of my least favourite seasons. it just didn’t feel like american horror story to me, but i absolutely agree because if i was to pick out the parts of death valley i liked it would be the modern part. my roommate at university came downstairs to see me watching troy & cal's birth scene & i was laughing so hard at the dramatics & surrealism of it all & it absolutely scarred my roommate for life. so i do like the strange attempt at m-preg because it was funny & hey, i liked the modern characters a lot.

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do not blame you at all anon, doris gardner is a beautiful woman, she is gorgeous & i say this as a lesbian, harry gardner is one handsome man. i can understand why people would see the appeal.

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LOOK, i can handle gore, i can, asylum? feral? gory medical dramas? extreme horror films? i won't bat an eyelid & i am a lesbian so at this point, i am going to take ANY representation i can get from these shows, but dear GOD milkmaids was the only episode of american horror story that i nearly couldn’t get through myself. it was not bad but my brother in christ do they need a content warning for the gore in this episode. this is probably the only episode of ahs that i won't rewatch again.

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coven was one of the better seasons for sure.

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honestly, anon. death valley made me laugh so hard & i’m pretty sure it wasn’t intended as a comedy. i wasn’t really a fan. i mean, wow, they really did something to the back half of the season didn’t they? i liked that it made me laugh & kudos to the actors that played cal & troy for that hilarious picture of them with the baby. i kept waiting to see if this was going to be one of red tide’s harry gardner’s scripts at the end of it all, but it was just that. i don’t know how they got it so wrong seeing as manny coto wrote feral, drive in & the naughty list in ahs stories which i think were good.

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anon, as someone who’s loved this show since 2013, i agree. i love the show, there are some good stories in this show, i love different pieces of every season, but it’s rare that i have ever enjoyed the ending. whilst i am a fan of ahs stories, one of my main concerns was the fact that i never normally like the main shows season endings so i spent a lot of time wondering how they were going to pull off a whole story in one episode if they struggle to end a whole season story & whilst i loved all the episodes, i think feral was the only ending i did enjoy out of stories & out of the main show, the only endings i have really liked are the roanoke, hotel & coven endings, all the rest frustrate me.

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i agree. i’m sorry to death valley fans, but i agree. i’m vibeing with death valley sure, but feral was so good, it is legitimately one of the only ahs episodes that has ever actually scared me. it was so good. i like that new two actors i liked were the new season of the main show, but i wish it had been aaron. if feral told me anything, it’s that i definitely want to see aaron tveit in a season of this show as a main. also stan vogel - instant favourite, i love that guy. he was so funny, he was so done half the time & genuinely was an interesting character. yeah, this episode should’ve been a season arc, i love it.

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anon, i’m guessing you did what i did after finishing this episode & looked up the conspiracy posts. honestly i did wonder if somehow he’d made it out alive, his death was kinda ambiguous seeing as he did put the fire out & just body slammed the pool. i mean, i like the idea that all of them ‘got what they deserved’ (thank you santa) even if in some parts i had headcanons for the boys that if they had made it explicitly canon might have made me feel a shed of sympathy for them, but i have read about people talking about barry’s potential survival & if they ever did revisit the idea in another ahs stories episode (i hope not because i liked this singular contained story) barry could be ‘santa’s little helper’ or something equally as disturbing.

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me @ myself

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anon, honestly, i agree 100%. to add to this, in my opinion, the difference between asylum & death valley is that whilst odd, i still understood what was going on in that season whilst in this one i just... honestly my brain stopped functioning after last episode.

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her characters are always treated awfully. i think misty is the only one that’s somewhat alright now. i’m still sad about doris 😭

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anon, there is no judgment here. i have always been attracted to constance langdon despite her being constance langdon.

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i keep hearing good things about midnight mass.

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i agree, honestly i never liked the aliens in asylum & i’m not a huge fan now. it is making me laugh though so i am enjoying that. those teens are so dumb.

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