I haven't run this by the Naked Mole Rat People, but I think I know them well enough to trust they'd give me the go ahead just to give the Wizards Council a hard time if for not other reason, and as for the Mole People, well, I don't speak for us anymore, but I imagine most of 'em would speak well of me, so without further fussfuss about convention:
I SUMMON KETAMINE PLATYPUS
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columbos eyebrows deserve their own blog
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Girl help the pessimists are mistaking an inherently meaningless universe for an inhumane and joyless one rather than recognizing the opportunity to make one’s own meaning and joy and to spread those things to others
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Bugs being eaten by a chameleon
just got raptured. and yeah it was with tongue
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my wizard familiar with 1 hp and vulnerability to every damage type
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The Addams would bring the guillotines for the other billionaires, give away literally all their money and then still ASK for executions because it’s been so long since they had a good beheading in the family
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Item: bird-mounted knife holster
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The goth cousin -> gay cousin pipeline
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yes i’m a gatekeeper and a hater. i’m also God’s favorite princess and the most interesting girl in the world
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"defend your thesis" why are you attacking my thesis
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Want to be a big titty green haired anime bitch tearing into a whole mutton leg at the medieval feasting table surrounded by rowdy men with huge arms who will not hurt me
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summer is for reading in the sun and going for walks and experiencing sadness and being a cunt
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Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.
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I see him face, and I am not dead today. Good luck!
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Who the fuck likes marmalade?? Cannot imagine being like mmm yes fruit skin
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doing nothing is one of the most noble things a girl can do
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penis sidequest
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