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all-made-of-stardust · 9 minutes
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all-made-of-stardust · 12 minutes
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thief of light
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all-made-of-stardust · 12 minutes
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hey did I ever post the best business card I’ve ever been given by a customer?
a woman wanted me to let her know if I had a particular item in storage, and she went to get a card out of her purse and went ‘oh no. I’m out of my work cards, I’m so sorry about this’ and handed me this:
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apparently her husband made them for her as a joke but then she just had like 300 of them so they’re her backups when she runs out of her real business cards.
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all-made-of-stardust · 14 minutes
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tbh I’ve always found it very funny that Elrond is like “there’s no point bringing Glorfindel on the quest, even though he’s a balrog-slayer. You won’t need balrog-slayers” and then thirty pages later they run into a balrog
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all-made-of-stardust · 16 minutes
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Jumping on the thumbnail redraw bandwagon ~~ yeehaw
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all-made-of-stardust · 17 minutes
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all-made-of-stardust · 22 minutes
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I snorted at the Trostenwald crowns guard threatening to bring "the might of the Cerberus Assembly" on the weird circus commotion folks but Caleb was definitely not laughing
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all-made-of-stardust · 22 minutes
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chilchuck going "sorry leave me outta this one. i cant fight" but then hitting literally every precise shot with an arrow or projectile he ever made in the story INCLUDING PIERCING A RED DRAGONS EYE BY THROWING A KNIFE WHILE LEAPING AWAY my bro is a rogue with dex 20 and wants no one to know biggest liar in history
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all-made-of-stardust · 23 minutes
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all-made-of-stardust · 23 minutes
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Yeah, a lot of what bothers me about fantasy settings (especially D&D) is that people try to run wizards like they're academics, but their only exposure to academics is authoritative professors telling them The Truth, so they don't realize that all academics are always 5 seconds away from trying to strangle each other over questions like 'does time really pass or does it just seem to pass'
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all-made-of-stardust · 23 minutes
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He walks away 💛💔💙 Orym taking a moment and the whole scene in general has had my little heart in a chockehold, so I had to channel the feels somehow Like everyone else - no I am not okay 💛💔
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all-made-of-stardust · 24 minutes
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Fellas
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all-made-of-stardust · 24 minutes
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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all-made-of-stardust · 25 minutes
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gordon ramsey: is the food good here?
underpaid server: 
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Simz on Instagram
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all-made-of-stardust · 27 minutes
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Kept thinking about this line the last few weeks every time it was sunny out lol 🌩️🌨️🌦️🌪️⛄
[Video description: a line art only animation of Gale of Waterdeep. He looks up at the sunny sky and happily says "lovely day, this!" Then he looks suspicious and continues "for now..." After a moment clouds come rolling in, a strong wind starts blowing and heavy rain comes pouring down. At the top is written: "western Europeans in spring:" /End video description.]
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