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If the right way is too hard, fuck it. Do it the wrong way.

Folding clothes keeps you from getting the laundry done? Stop folding clothes. Put a basket in your room and throw your unfolded clean stuff into it right out of the dryer, it's fine.

Rinsing dishes off keeps you from loading the dishwasher? Load them dirty and run it twice.

Chopping onions keeps you from making yourself dinner? Buy the freezer bags of chopped onions.

You forget to take your meds and don't want to get out of bed to get them? Start putting them next to the bed.

Can't keep up with the dishes? Get paper plates. Worried about environment impact? Order biodegradable ones online if your local store doesn't have one.

Make the task easier. Put things where you use them instead of where they "go." Eliminate the steps that keep you from finishing the task. Eliminate the task that is stressing you out.

Do it the "wrong" way. It's literally fine.

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by threadhandedjill

#awesome #art #textiles

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If I die young, it was Covid.

#yeah I’ll never be over this #covid #art

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The Pantagraph, Bloomington, Illinois, October 7, 1943

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Me: Hi I would like to look at the menu please

Resturaunt Website: You want to order online?

Me: I just want to look at the menu please

Resturaunt Website: You want to order online?

Me: I want to look at the menu, I will call in or go in person to order.

Resturaunt Website: You have to start ordering online to look at the menu

Me: FINE! I will start to order online so I can look at the menu

Resturaunt Website: Please give up your location for your order

Me: I just want to look at the menu! I haven't even checked out yet!

Resturaunt Website: We need to know which store location you're going to order at

Me: I JUST WANT TO LOOK AT THE MENU

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I think having a baby niece is great cause my brother will send me just a constant stream of messages that sound indistinguishable from how someone at Jurassic park would text if they were being hunted by the raptor

#yeah having a niece does add a delightful little ray of slightly weird sunshine to the every day #“more teeth”’ has been a pretty constant development tbh

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“how to fix hip dips” “buccal fat removal” “how to appear more attractive to men” “divine feminine” “bbl” “how to fix smile lines” “how to get poreless skin”

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do you all remember in the early 2010s where people were talking about freeing the nipple and that mixed-gender sports should become a thing and the removal of period tax and all of that and then some people realised that would mean trans people too ans they instantly decided to revert to bioessentialism 101 and now i have to see grating sentences like Well maybe jeopardy should be gender-segregated because males have a biological advantage in pressing a button

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yall see “love” and immediately go to “romantic love” if you translate “love is the whole point” to “romantic love is the whole point” you need to rethink everything because love is found in everything. in community, in friendships, in family, in food, in nature so actually love is the whole point and u can die mad about it. hope this helps <3

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Link will be in the reblog!

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It’s crazy how low self-worth fucks with peoples lives

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Love when you ask something that turns out to be a kinda stupid question, but it turns out the person you asked loves teaching. I walked past the very prominent bread slicer I’d never noticed at the grocery store to ask the person at the bakery to slice my bread, and she walked me right over to the bread slicer, but before I could get too embarrassed, she started such a passionate explanation of how the bread slicer works. She gave me a mini workshop on bread slicing. She was so jazzed to show me how to slice bread. Love encountering a natural teacher in the wild

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This is a huge reason housing is unaffordable. Make this illegal.

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#lol #languages

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You know the biggest loss of the decline of physical media and the rise of streaming? DVD special features.

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

#lol #history memes