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ooc post, I just wanted to share some art of my silly guy :) also sorry for inactivity I’ve been kinda busy with semester finals

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ok 2o,, you know tho2e troll2 who have really 2mall lu2ii 2o they like carry them around everywhere?? u2ually highblood2?? i 2aw one get 2o pi22ed in public at 2ome random midblood who probably didn't do anything,, that after 2topping their yelling,, they 2tarted 2huffling around their bag,, GRAB THEIR FUCKING LU2U2 BY IT2 BACK,, and THROW IT WITH FULL FUCKING FORCE AT THE MIDBLOOD. the poor creature wa2 2pinning mid air becau2e of how hard it wa2 thrown,, and I'm pretty 2ure it would have died or at lea2t broken 2ome bone2 had the midblood not caught it with the mo2t pinpoint preci2ion ive ever 2een in my life

i wa2 in 2uch a 2tate of 2hock from what i ju2t witne22ed i could barely comprehend when the midblood looked back up at the highblood,, then the lu2u2,, then back at the highblood... And promptly bolted off with the other troll2 lu2u2 in their hand2. They obviou2ly werent gonna give it back,, but i got outta there before the highblood 2tarted to make a 2cene about it

( @invertedromance )

[f] I cAn’t EvEn ImAgInE jUst chUckIn’ my lUsUs at sOmEOnE lIkE thAt, I mEAn AdmIttEdly mInE Is fUckIn’ gIgAntIc, bUt thAt’s jUst strAIght Up dIsrEspEctfUl lmAO [f]

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INDIGO QUAD MELTtDOWN LMAO OKAY TtHISS ISS SSO FUN. I (7.5, OLIVE, ANY PRNS) EXPERIENCE SSO MUCH SSHITt JUSSTt BY PROXY OF TtHE TtROLLSS I INTtERACTt WITtH. ONE OF TtHESSE TtROLLSS ISS AN INDIGO (8.SOMETtHING, M) WHO ISS... A LOTt. HESS NOTt SSOMEONE I ACTtUALLY **LIKE** BEING AROUND VERY MUCH BUTt WE EXISSTt NEAR EACH OTtHER. HESS GOTt TtHISS PAN-ROTtTtINGLY SSTtUPID ONE SSIDED BLACK TtHING FOR SSOME OTtHER GUY I KNOW (PURPLE, 8, M). AND IM SSURE YOURE LIKE 'WOAH!! HEY NONNIE! HOW TtHE HOOFBEASSTt FEED DO YOU KNOW SSO MANY HIGHBLOODSS???' TtHE ANSSWER TtO TtHAT ISS I HAVE NO IDEA. NONE. ANNNYHOW. INDIGO 'GUHCKK' (FAKE NAME) AND PURPLE 'POPPETt' (ALSSO FAKE) END UP GOING OUTt TtO EAT ONE NIGHTt. AND IM TtHERE BECAUSSE POPPETt ASSKED SSINCE HE WANTtS NOTtHING TtO DO WITtH GUHCKK ONE-ON-ONE. ITt ISS SSO FINE AND NORMAL ATt FIRSSTt. A CASSUAL NORMAL TtHING WITtH TtHREE TtROLLSS WHO TtOLLERATtE EACH OTtHER. I CANTt SSTtRESSSS HOW AVERAGE TtHINGSS WERE. OKAY. SSO TtHEN GUHCKK PULLSS OUTt A BOX WHILE WERE ALL SSTtILL EATtING. AND I CAN TtELL POPPETt ISS SSTtRESSSSED BECAUSSE HE FOLDSS HISS PRONGSS TtOGETtHER ALL SSPOOKY LIKE. AND IM A LITtTtLE WORRIED IM ABOUTt TtO BE ASSKED TtO BE A MIDDLE LEAF??? BUTt NO. NO OF COURSSE NOTt. GUHCKK LOOKSS POPPETt DEAD IN TtHE BULBSS AND OPENSS TtHE BOX TtO REVEAL SSPADE RINGSS????? FUCKING MATtCHING SSPADE RINGSS??? KEEP IN MIND TtHEY ARE NOTt TtOGETHER. ATt ALL. POPPETt GETtSS OUTt OF HISS SSEATt JUSSTt ASS GUHCKK SSTtARTtSS TtO GO ON AND ON ABOUTt HOW MUCH HE LOATtHESS HIM AND I AM TtRYING TtO FINISSH MY MEAL 'RIGHTt IN FRONTt OF MY GRUBLOAF' SSTtYLE. WHEN HESS DONE TtALKING POPPETt LOOKSS HORRIFIED, TtROLLSS ARE SSTtAIRING, AND ITtSS LIKE A SSCENE FROM A MOVIE. HE OBVIOUSSLY SSAYSS NO. I AM SSITtTtING BETtWEEN TtHEM. I AM FIRSSTt TtO SSEE GUHCKKSS EXPRESSSSION ****TtWISSTt.**** LOOK. OKAY. TtHISS GUY TtOOK OUTt TtHE LASSTt QUAD WHOD REJECTtED HIMSS FUCKING GANDERBULB. HESS PRETtTtY COLD AND ABTt ASSCENSSION AGE. SSO I SSEE HISS FACE FALL AND BOOM SSUDDENLY I AM SSTtANDING BEHIND POPPETt! WOAH, WEIRD. TtHE FIRSSTt TtHING HE DOESS ISS TtHROW TtHE BOX ON TtHE GROUND AND SSHATtTtER TtHE EXPENSSIVE ASSS RINGSS. TtHEN HE FLINGSS HIMSSELF FULLY ATt POPPETt. LIKE NO HESSITtATtION ATt ALL. TtROLLSS ARE SSTtILL WATtCHING. IF I DIDNTt KNOW TtHESSE GUYSS I WOULD BE TtOO. IM IN ITt TtHOUGH AND WATtCH ASS HE PUBLICALLY TtRIESS TtO GETt POPPETt TtO BE EVEN VAGUELY BLACK WITtH HIM. POPPETt DOESSNTt HATtE HIM LIKE TtHATt, TtHOUGH AND ITt ISS REALLY OBVIOUSS. GUHCKK TtHROWSS BLOWSS ATt HIM FOR A WHILE AND BECAUSSE POPPETt ISS A GENERALLY KINDA SSTtRANGE GUY, HE BARELY REACTtSS ATt ALL. HE JUSSTt KIND OF TtAKES ITt. BUTt NOTt IN A MEOWBEASSTt WAY IN A UNFLINCHING WAY. ALL TtHE WHILE GUHCKK ISS SSCREAMING AND PUNCHING AND MAKING A BIG FUCKING DEAL OUTt OF EVERYTtHING. SSOMEONE TtAKESS TtHE BROKEN RINGSS BEFORE I HAVE A CHANCE TtO GETt ATt TtHEM. ITtSS CHAOSS. I HAVE NEVER SSEEN ANY TtROLL REACTt LIKE SSUCH A MANGRUB ATt REJECTtION. ITt GOESS ON SSO LONG TtHATt SSECURITtY ACTtUALLY BREAKSS ITt UP WHICH NEVER FUCKING HAPPENSS. GUHCKK ISS TtOO MUCH OF A BIG SSHOTt TtO FACE MAJOR PUNISSHMENTt, BUTt WATtCHING HIM GETt DRAGGED OFF WHILE POPPETt JUSSTt CASSUALLY SSWIPED BLOOD FROM HISS SNIFF NUB. I TtHINK TtHERESS VIDEOSS OF TtHE FIGHTt SSOMEWHERE ON GRUBTtUBE. I KNOW ITtSS NOTt SSTtANDARD FARE TtO TtELL SSTtORIESS ABOUTt TtROLLSS YOU ACTtUALLY KNOW. BUTt I TtINK ABOUTt TtHISS ONE OFTtEN ENOUGH TtHAT I FELTt LIKE I HAD TtO SSHARE.

[f] AbsOlUtEly InsAne Idk hOw yA’ cOUld EvEn bE thAt mUch of A wrIgglEr OvEr rEjEctIOn, ImmA hAvE tO gO lOOkIn’ fOr thAt vIdEO, sOundEd lIkE A rEAl knOck dOwn drAg OUt scUfflE. [f]

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[f] HOwdy :o) !! ThIs Is A blOg fOr shArIng vEry IntErEstIng Or InsAnE bEhAvIOr yOU’vE wItnEssEd trOlls OUt In’ AbOUt dOIn’. HAvE yOU rEcEntly wItnEssEd A hIgh blOOd hAvE A cAstEIst brEAkdOwn At yOUr lOcAl mArkEt? Or A hUgE UnExpEctEd scrAp hAppEns In A pUblIc plAcE? WEll hErEs yOUr plAcE tO shArE tAlEs Of thOsE pUblIc frEAkOUts. [f]

[f] ThIs Is rUn by jUst OnE mOd bEIng mE, ApUzhA ROmlAn, hE/hIm, I’m 7 jUst AbOUt 8 swEEps Old And my blOOd Is pUrplE :oP [f]

[f] NOt mAny rUlEs, try yOUr bEst tO nOt brAkE On GrUbblr TOS Or whAtEvEr, I’m jUst hErE fOr yA’lls fUnny/crAzy stOrIEs [f]

( ooc: Hi! I’ve decided take a crack at one of those Alternia ask blogs based off of sub-reddits. Hopefully this isn’t too similar to anyone elses blog, if so I’ll rebrand ig lol

I’m also I’m just be transparent and say that I’m new to homestuck as a whole, I’ve played hivesawp and friendsim but I’ve only read a small portion of the comic itself

Tagging some of the blogs that inspired me to start this: @alternia-confessions @alternian-relationship-advice @aita-alternia @highbloodhateblog )

#unreality #homestuck #homestuck rp