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mƐnt1on jumpscarƐ

th1s 8log r1sƐs from 1ts gravƐ

8ut yƐah haha thƐrƐ arƐ TONS of us tƐals on th1s hƐlls1tƐ

H47h 4ny0n3 3l7h3 n0717h3d 7h3y''vw3 n07 7h33n 4 7h1ngl3 0l1wv3 6l00d 0n grum6lr?? 4r3 4ll 7h3 0l1wv37h 0n Ch1773r??

#not a submission #you are m1ss1ng a fƐw #l1kƐ thƐ old mod for quadrant-horror-stor1Ɛs #or for bronzƐ thƐ hƐr1t1croundup 8log #no cluƐ what happenƐd to that onƐ though

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OOC: the link for the discord server is expired.

ooc: fixed it! it shouldnt expire now, sorry about that

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>< uh hey yall. iim karlee kottiin and iim just gonna talk abt my liife on here ii guess siince iive got nothiing better to do. they/any, alterniian (ii thiink), goldblood. my pfp iis my lusus. hiis name iis Meat and hes allergiic to iit ><

(ooc: hi. a new thing joins the fray. no real theme or inspo beyond random grumblr blogs which ill tag under the cut.

@alternian-survival-advice @alterniatifu @alternia-confessions @quadrant-horror-stories @her-ethereal-royalty @wriggler-naming-suggestions @aita-alternia @grafitti-translator @quadrantpunk @vitriolicperceptive @mutant-advice @troll-medicull-advice @beforus-for-real-justice @hemoachromatic @askingalternians @alternian-cringe-collector @cheshire-oddities @invertedromance2 @alternian-relationship-advice @lowblood-advice @alternian-life-advice i am in too gotdamn deep

#not a submission #promo #welcome! #hey also there seems to be alot of new blogs joining as of late #we do have a discord for all this grumblr stuff #just in case people were unaware #ooc

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oh n1cƐ 3500?

you got a prƐtty good dƐal on that

xX_TIFU by mixing up h0m0ph0nɘs_Xx xX_I (7.02 swɘɘps, purplɘ, malɘ, &ltɘrnian) havɘ a bad habit 0f mixing up w0rds, ɘspɘcially if thɘy s0und similar, ɘspɘcially ɘspɘcially if I’m ar0und a tr0ll I admirɘ. Givɘn my castɘ, thɘrɘ havɘ bɘɘn a fɘw l0wbl00ds that havɘ triɘd t0 gɘt buddy-buddy with mɘ t0 av0id thɘ cull. Nɘɘdlɘss t0 say, th0sɘ that try this gɘt cullɘd. &lth0ugh, thɘrɘ was 0nɘ tr0ll (6.66 swɘɘps, 0livɘ, fɘmalɘ, &ltɘrnian) that did managɘ t0 capturɘ my bl00d pushɘr. Shɘ was s0 swɘɘt, s0 kind, and I was s0 happy t0 find s0mɘb0dy--a l0wbl00d, n0 lɘss!--that likɘd mɘ f0r mɘ. I ɘndɘd up flushɘd f0r hɘr ɘmbarrassingly quick. 0nɘ day, I p0ppɘd thɘ quɘsti0n, and ɘvɘrything wɘnt d0wn thɘ l0ad gapɘr. I g0t my w0rds jumblɘd insidɘ 0f my thinkpan and said that I wantɘd t0 bɘ palɘ with hɘr, instɘad 0f pail with hɘr. I d0n’t kn0w H0W I didn’t catch this right away. Shɘ happily agrɘɘd. Flash f0rward a bit 0f timɘ, and I triɘd t0 pail with hɘr. I didn’t t0uch hɘr! Just br0ught 0ut a buckɘt I f0und 0utsidɘ. Shɘ FRƎ&KƎD. Callɘd mɘ wɘird, a frɘak, ɘtc. Thɘ pin dr0ppɘd. Shɘ was making such a fuss. I ɘndɘd up gɘtting s0 ɘmbarrassɘd that I lɘft. Trying t0 dɘcidɘ if I sh0uld g0 back--t0 ɘithɘr makɘ up 0r cull hɘr. I fɘɘl likɘ garbagɘ n0w. I ruinɘd thɘ 0nɘ thing that madɘ mɘ happy._Xx (ooc i hope i did this right. if you need a de-quirked transcript i can send one)

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h1gh8loods just tƐnd to 8Ɛ l1kƐ that

one t1mƐ on th1s 8log a purplƐ8lood just stra1ght up lost thƐ1r 8ulgƐ

1 th1nk thƐ Ɛx-anon that now runs @grumblr-staff st1ll has 1t

xX_TIFU by mixing up h0m0ph0nɘs_Xx xX_I (7.02 swɘɘps, purplɘ, malɘ, &ltɘrnian) havɘ a bad habit 0f mixing up w0rds, ɘspɘcially if thɘy s0und similar, ɘspɘcially ɘspɘcially if I’m ar0und a tr0ll I admirɘ. Givɘn my castɘ, thɘrɘ havɘ bɘɘn a fɘw l0wbl00ds that havɘ triɘd t0 gɘt buddy-buddy with mɘ t0 av0id thɘ cull. Nɘɘdlɘss t0 say, th0sɘ that try this gɘt cullɘd. &lth0ugh, thɘrɘ was 0nɘ tr0ll (6.66 swɘɘps, 0livɘ, fɘmalɘ, &ltɘrnian) that did managɘ t0 capturɘ my bl00d pushɘr. Shɘ was s0 swɘɘt, s0 kind, and I was s0 happy t0 find s0mɘb0dy--a l0wbl00d, n0 lɘss!--that likɘd mɘ f0r mɘ. I ɘndɘd up flushɘd f0r hɘr ɘmbarrassingly quick. 0nɘ day, I p0ppɘd thɘ quɘsti0n, and ɘvɘrything wɘnt d0wn thɘ l0ad gapɘr. I g0t my w0rds jumblɘd insidɘ 0f my thinkpan and said that I wantɘd t0 bɘ palɘ with hɘr, instɘad 0f pail with hɘr. I d0n’t kn0w H0W I didn’t catch this right away. Shɘ happily agrɘɘd. Flash f0rward a bit 0f timɘ, and I triɘd t0 pail with hɘr. I didn’t t0uch hɘr! Just br0ught 0ut a buckɘt I f0und 0utsidɘ. Shɘ FRƎ&KƎD. Callɘd mɘ wɘird, a frɘak, ɘtc. Thɘ pin dr0ppɘd. Shɘ was making such a fuss. I ɘndɘd up gɘtting s0 ɘmbarrassɘd that I lɘft. Trying t0 dɘcidɘ if I sh0uld g0 back--t0 ɘithɘr makɘ up 0r cull hɘr. I fɘɘl likɘ garbagɘ n0w. I ruinɘd thɘ 0nɘ thing that madɘ mɘ happy._Xx (ooc i hope i did this right. if you need a de-quirked transcript i can send one)

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2ooooo i've lurked a bi7 and 2en7 a few a2k2 around bu7 i gue22 I 2hould make a proper grumblr accoun7

Im al7ernian, gold, he/him , be7ween 0 and 70 2eep2, no7 dead ye7

A2k2 are alway2 more 7hen welcome!

I dunno how grumblr really work2 2o im ju27 gonna 7ag pre77y much everyone I follow on grumble under 7he read more

@gyratingass @quadrant-query @bullettimetablature @terrifaecapathy @askingalternians @eyencogneyeto-polls @trollsgettingreallymadatfood @crypticawoo @rgbrotten @mutant-advice @banefulabodement @idiots-of-alternia @culledcuriosities @burninggills @alternian-mutant-madness @cheshire-oddities @highbloodhateblog @quadrantpunk @trickclown-alternia @vitriolicperceptive @invertedromance2 @cacophonous-anomaly @wriggler-naming-suggestions @troll-medicull-advice @hydropurgerthoughts @alternian-life-advice @hemoanon-advice @quadrant-horror-stories @theparadoxspace @alternian-cringe-collector @aimlessgambler @alterniatifu @aita-alternia @tealblood-throwaway @beforus-for-real-justice @approximateknowledge

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xX_TIFU by mixing up h0m0ph0nɘs_Xx xX_I (7.02 swɘɘps, purplɘ, malɘ, &ltɘrnian) havɘ a bad habit 0f mixing up w0rds, ɘspɘcially if thɘy s0und similar, ɘspɘcially ɘspɘcially if I’m ar0und a tr0ll I admirɘ. Givɘn my castɘ, thɘrɘ havɘ bɘɘn a fɘw l0wbl00ds that havɘ triɘd t0 gɘt buddy-buddy with mɘ t0 av0id thɘ cull. Nɘɘdlɘss t0 say, th0sɘ that try this gɘt cullɘd. &lth0ugh, thɘrɘ was 0nɘ tr0ll (6.66 swɘɘps, 0livɘ, fɘmalɘ, &ltɘrnian) that did managɘ t0 capturɘ my bl00d pushɘr. Shɘ was s0 swɘɘt, s0 kind, and I was s0 happy t0 find s0mɘb0dy--a l0wbl00d, n0 lɘss!--that likɘd mɘ f0r mɘ. I ɘndɘd up flushɘd f0r hɘr ɘmbarrassingly quick. 0nɘ day, I p0ppɘd thɘ quɘsti0n, and ɘvɘrything wɘnt d0wn thɘ l0ad gapɘr. I g0t my w0rds jumblɘd insidɘ 0f my thinkpan and said that I wantɘd t0 bɘ palɘ with hɘr, instɘad 0f pail with hɘr. I d0n’t kn0w H0W I didn’t catch this right away. Shɘ happily agrɘɘd. Flash f0rward a bit 0f timɘ, and I triɘd t0 pail with hɘr. I didn’t t0uch hɘr! Just br0ught 0ut a buckɘt I f0und 0utsidɘ. Shɘ FRƎ&KƎD. Callɘd mɘ wɘird, a frɘak, ɘtc. Thɘ pin dr0ppɘd. Shɘ was making such a fuss. I ɘndɘd up gɘtting s0 ɘmbarrassɘd that I lɘft. Trying t0 dɘcidɘ if I sh0uld g0 back--t0 ɘithɘr makɘ up 0r cull hɘr. I fɘɘl likɘ garbagɘ n0w. I ruinɘd thɘ 0nɘ thing that madɘ mɘ happy._Xx (ooc i hope i did this right. if you need a de-quirked transcript i can send one)

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#oh holy sh1t an ask th1s doƐsnt happƐn oftƐn anymorƐ #anyways you should pro8a8ly try to makƐ up w1th hƐr! #m1sscommun1cat1ons happƐn all thƐ t1mƐ #talk 1t out #1f you want thƐ rƐlat1onsh1p to 8Ɛ morƐ flush thƐn just ask 1f shƐ 1s comforta8lƐ w1th 1t #tifu #today i fucked up #unreality #ooc: yeah you did this perfectly fine lol. also i have seen WAY worse quirks on this blog dw

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“Hello All! I’ve Been Scrolling Through Grumblr For A Hot Minute And Decided To Bite The Bullet Train! This Is Where You Can Ask Alternians A Bunch Of Things! Rules Are As Follows:”

“Anon On, No Doxxing, Be Smart. Remember To KYS: Keep Yourself Safe! Don’t Want Anything On My Conscience.”

”This Isn’t A Poll Blog, Don’t Send Polls! There Are Plenty Of Other Grumblrs For That.”

”Be Civil. No Beforus/Human/Cherub/Whatever Discourse. No Casteism (Up Or Down). No Quadrantism. Keep Your Pieholes Shut For Once!”

#promo #not a submission #another grumblr blog joins the group #ooc

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TIFU by not realizing 5ometroll didn’t reciprocate my pitch feeling5 until now…..I ju5t got back on Grumblr after taking a pan health break, and what do I 5ee????? The troll I thought wa5 pitch-flirting with me begging you for advice on how to turn me down.…. (cool blog btw) I’m gonna cull my5elf, how do I mi5read other troll5 thi5 often????? I literally have p5ychic power5 😭😭😭😭😭

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#1f you are constantly m1srƐad1ng Ɛmot1ons thƐn pƐrhaps you nƐƐd to actually commun1catƐ morƐ? #mak1ng assumpt1ons can lƐad to s1tuat1ons l1kƐ th1s #quadrants arƐ not rƐally my th1ng but #1n any rƐlat1onsh1p 1t 1s good to actually talk a8out th1ngs #tifu #today i fucked up #unreality

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i hOpe yOu’re dOing better! it’s perfectly Okay tO fOcus On avOiding being culled! trust me, i knOw the struggle óuò

i tOOk yOur advice and explained tO the cerulean blOOd that i wasn’t interested in a kismesis, and she seemed tO take it well? i’m nOt cOmpletely sure she believed me but she said she wOuldn’t push it if i wasn’t cOmfortable, which was really nice Of her! i think she thinks i might be an indigO blOOd thOugh (nO telling On whether Or nOt that’s the case ��u<) but i wOn’t lOOk a gift-hOOfbeast in the chitinOus whinnyhOle

thats good to hƐar!!!

#tifu #extra info #1 am do1ng alot 8Ɛtter 8y thƐ way #no longƐr 1n h1d1ng w1th my mora1l #thanks for ask1ng #gƐtt1ng cullƐd sucks #1n 8oth thƐ altƐrn1an and 8Ɛforan sƐnsƐ

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want to ask questeyeons anonymously to fellow trolls? want to know what trolls theyenk the cutest lusus eyes? ask them here?

please no doxxeyeng? eyef a questeyeon crossess too far eyento bucket terreyetory eye wont post eyet?

eyef you want to submeyet a poll please eyeclude a questeyeon and posseyeble answers? also eyef you want eyet to last a week eyenstead of a day say that?

eyef you know me from here or trolleyean heye :]?

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ooc: grumblr version of incognitopolls, inspired by @alterniatifu @alternia-confessions @aita-alternia @troll-medicull-advice etc etc. sorry if any of you want to be tagged! anyway go look at those blogs for really good grumblr roleplay. Please tell me no one else already did this.

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hƐy yall sorry for thƐ 1nact1v1ty and stuff

rƐcƐntly 8ƐƐn try1ng to avo1d gƐtt1ng cullƐd as of latƐ

anyways 8log 1s 8ack up so sƐnd 1n somƐ su8m1ss1ons or whatƐvƐr ƐlsƐ you want rƐally

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tifu by accidentally leading anOther trOll On in the pitch way óxò

i (8 sweeps, hemOanOn) tend tO be very unsOciable On my rare trips Outside my hive. while i was Out a few wipes agO, i bumped intO a cerulean blOOd and just kinda…brushed her Off? she tried tO stOp me but i gOt scared and walked away withOut respOnding. i thOught it wOuldn’t cOme up again but she saw me tOnight and wOuldn’t leave me alOne while i was turning in scrap fOr caegars, and while i was negOtiating the price she just tOOk my palmhusk and fOrcibly added her trOllian tO my cOntacts with a spade emOte! i dOn’t knOw hOw tO turn her dOwn and nOwhere else in my subgrub takes scrap fOr caegars withOut identificatiOn ónò

oh holy sh1t th1s 8log hasnt had any su8m1ss1ons for almost a pƐr1grƐƐ totally d1dnt forgƐt 1t Ɛx1stƐd

#tifu #today i fucked up #okay so 1 usƐd to try to g1vƐ (k1nda tƐrr18lƐ) adv1cƐ 1n thƐ tags so #just say you arƐ not look1ng for a rƐlat1onsh1p at thƐ momƐnt or somƐth1ng? #cƐrulƐan 8loods arƐ hard to dƐal w1th though #good luck 1 guƐss

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K

{L}et's try this again...

Are we going to be normal enough in the inbox for me to allow Mod Wanshi on?

#KUNG POW 8ULGƐ #LƐTS GO

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ooc: quick ooc post to test the discord webhook thing? havent been active at in the discord, will change soon

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altƐrn1a 1s rƐal???

1 havƐ l1vƐd hƐrƐ my wholƐ l1fƐ

1f anyth1ng 1 thought 8Ɛforus was somƐth1ng th1s 8log just madƐ up

⭒✦☾ wait.... um. sorry if so many questions are annoying, but what's alternia? i'm kind of confused about that too. ☽✦⭒

Alternia iss an Alternate Universse Grumblr RP sset on the planet of the ssame name, which iss essssentially a grimdark verssion of Beforuss where being culled meanss being murdered.

There'ss a LOT of lore about it and it'ss fassccinating! Becausse a ssocciety built around ssensselessss killing asskss a lot of quesstionss.

If you're going to read up on the lore I'd recommend you sstart with the Demon King'ss Arrival arc and read on from there.

#thƐrƐ arƐ so many trolls on altƐrn1a #why do you th1nk wƐ do not Ɛx1st? #not a submission

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just usƐ a sharp objƐct l1kƐ a kn1fƐ or somƐth1ng

1ts that s1mplƐ

Okay fuck ½t putt½ng th½s out there ½n case scratch does any we½rd sh½t aga½n: ½ do not know what my blood color ½s. ½ haven’t been to a med½culler ½n sweeps and ½ barely get ½njured so ½ just stra½ght up don’t know what ½t ½s. ½ don’t have any f½ns and ½ can’t breathe underwater so v½olet ½s off the table and ½m Not a fuck½ng clown so ½ts most l½kely ½nd½go or lower. Just wanted to let people know

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