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My very own personal fanfic of Shmi after TPM is that she had already known Cliegg Lars for years and there was already friendship and romantic feelings between them, but they had never been able to afford the price Watto wanted for both her and Anakin (nor did they have any other way to rescue them) (I am using "they" here because Shmi was part of this plotting). Anakin, being very young, was mostly unaware of this. After TPM, Watto was poorer from losing at gambling and (mysteriously, how very unlucky for him,) ran into even more problems, and Anakin was gone, and Shmi had that pot of money from Qui-Gon selling Anakin's pod for him stashed away, and all these things conspired so that it was not very long at all before Cliegg could buy her in order to free her.

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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When a meme is representing the "bad/wrong" opinion with an image of a drooling person with a dented head, especially contrasted to white people with blonde hair and blue eyes, maybe it's time to reconsider posting or reblogging it. Just a thought.

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yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

#video

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Hannah Montana is fucked up because its entire POINT as a show is that children should be protected from fame and exploitation, but it stars a REAL little girl that's being exploited. Nearly every episode carries the looming threat of Miley being outed as Hannah and losing her peaceful teenage life to the ravages of fame. Her father in the show (played by her own father in real life) wisely protected her from the trauma of fame by making her wear a disguise and live a rather quiet, interview-free life. Meanwhile the REAL Billy Ray Cyrus sold his daughter to Disney Channel when she was 11 and forced her to read dialogue about how terrible it would be to face the public eye. Like... Jesus, dude. The fictional Robby Ray is 10x the father, and it's not even close. (It's also IMMENSELY funny that her dad doesn't use his real name in the show, while she does. Almost like he wanted a bit of a disconnect between his identity and his character. Something Miley didn't get.)

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

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i have midterms tomorrow and here i am 

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pests

I wish we could see more of them interacting with each other </3

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And he's been my friend through many dangers :-))

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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]

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Plot twist: the two boys you're choosing between are polyamorous, but they also hate eachother's guts so you still have to pick one

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I don't really go in the lost media and lostwave communities but I'm reading about how they found today a song they've been searching for years (Everyone Knows That aka. EKT) and turns out it originated from an 80s porno. The whole deal is so funny help.

Link to the Reddit thread

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im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

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shape-shifter

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#bEHEHEHEHEH #love this #re leon #leon #leon re4 #leon s kennedy #leon kennedy #leon re6 #leon resident evil #resident evil #resident evil 6 #biohazard

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quick Ashley sketch