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one of my many driving-related toxic traits is that whenever i hear someone complain about getting honked at by someone "impatient" behind them, i automatically assume the complainer is at fault for driving slowly. "i was first at the light and it turned green and it took me a second to start moving and someone HONKED at me, can you believe it?" 1. i guarantee it was longer than a second 2. on lights with short cycles during rush hour (when there's always a line backed up), time wasted by the first car translates into fewer cars making it through on that light cycle. you are directly shaving minutes off of other drivers' lives. side tangent, i've been kicking around this concept for a utilitarian utopia where all traffic information is perfectly tracked and supercomputers crunch those numbers to determine exactly how many cumulative seconds of other drivers' lives you're wasting, and when that number reaches the average lifespan of a human being you are summarily executed for murder via the remote-detonated brick of C4 under your driver's seat (mandated in all cars sold since 2026)

#when you are in a car the ideal number of other cars on the road is zero #this is very similar to the number of cars that is ideal when you're not in a car which is also zero

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We already have a saint for giving fish catholic guilt

Why don't they make stained glass fish tanks? Give those fish Catholic guilt

#It's saint anthony #saved you a google #this tile rendition of an important #fish sermon brought to you by: Lisbon

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More: https://thetravelbible.com/top-artifacts-from-the-medieval-period/

An Illustration of a longsword technique from the Codex Wallerstein, a 16th-century convolution of three 15th-century fechtbuch (combat manual) manuscripts, with a total of 221 pages. The codex is now housed at the Augsburg University library in Germany

#wow anyone want to practice their ling sword on me?! #👀👀👉👈👀👀 #to borrow some terminology from chess: this looks like a winning position #real good way to get someone's head to pop off

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El perro guardian

#i “could” fight this dog #but id much rather foght alongside it #is this character growth

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#Originally didn't think this hit #but having this script in my brain has done IMMENSE rewiring ya'll #thank to the artist #thank to the rebloggers

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Children Have Died

Children have died

says the safety label on the carseat

and it’s true

but I pay attention to the news

so I already knew about the

3,360

children who have died

in Gaza over the past three weeks

I already knew about the

20 dead children at Sandy Hook

17 dead children at Parkland

19 dead children at Uvalde

I already knew about the killings of

Trayvon Martin

Tamir Rice

Ma'Khia Bryant

It’s not that I don’t appreciate the warning label

just thinking we should put them also

on the bombs

on the bullets

on the badges

so that people with guns being told

by society and their commanding officers

to points weapons at children

stop choosing to pull the trigger

Or maybe it’s just about the wording

it shouldn’t say

children have died

it should say

children are dying

and we have the power to stop it.

#poem #wrote a poem a while back and wasn't sure what to do with it #it's your problem now

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We've had strap ons since at least 400 BC, and people still have the nerve to go on gay hook up apps and ask "how can an FTM be a top?"

#me and the boys testing out our scrimshaw dildos before bringing them home to the family #the inherent homoeroticism of dozens of men on deck carving replicas of their penis out of whalebone #soon may the wellerman come so i can send my handmade dildo home #historians: sailing is even gayer than we thought and we already thought it was pretty gay #where is the stam rogers song about this?

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#i want to know how “everyone around me” is defined in thw chalice choice #like #the people i hang out with? #or do babies i pass on the street magically grow to 148 pounds when i am near? #im picking sword and hoping unearned income and the support of my friends and family is enough

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its me boy im the seventh cool textile hobby you wanna pick up speaking to you inside your brain listen to me boy you DO have time for me you wanna do me so bad

#a sewing machine looms in my life #all the cool queers are getting into fiber arts

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insp.

#get em! #black sails

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#friend me friends #jealous of biggest ghost's jockstrapoppers

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These are so fun to make

#oh shit christmas list just got a lot longer #return whatever you got me and get my any and all of these #birds got that swag

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got my november trends mixed up so i accidentally nutted 50k times and didn't write a single word

#the advice on the forums for getting my creative juices flowing really worked tho!

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-Anthony Bourdain

#i hope hell is real specifically so that henry kissinger can spend eternity in it

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HELLO YES I WAS PROCRASTINATING AGAIN Was…inspired by a twitter thing on how people make different kinds of living train interpretations. I say, Just Add Teeth

#remembering the time my character in a roleplaying game brought a subway train to life #it was pretty much like this

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can you guys stop slamming back there i’m trying to parallel park this dragula and it’s tricky

#doing my very slammiest job in the back of that dragula #but not when my friends are parallel parking obv

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steadily coming back wronger every morning

#the only good grind culture