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how do you start a conversation with your ex- bestie who you havent talked to in like 2 years? like.. i miss the bitch but she prolly doesnt miss me or she would have texted me already

#same tho

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Parrot caught singing let the bodies hit the floor

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Are fedoras really that bad?

YES YES THEY ARE

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jared padalecki aka the biggest destiel shipper

bonus gif:

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Welcome to Corg school. I will be your teacher, Professor Flufflepuff

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Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore

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you ever just sit and realise u can’t remember 80% of your childhood? like … what happened? who am i ..?

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to pick you up when you are down, some quotes from misha collins

Misha: There’s a foot in my balls right now. Just FYI.

Misha: You’re not cute, West. People say that but they’re just kidding.

Misha: I’m the shoe chef

Misha: Did you go into Jared’s trailer? Oh man, that is the scariest place.

Misha: Just give me a slow death…wait, that’s not what I want.

Misha: I don’t like working with you two. Just as an aside.

Misha: It’s always Jared’s fault.

Misha: I did not say that I wasn’t a serial killer. I just don’t necessarily have a problem with that.

Misha: The first thing you want to do when you get on a boat is spread your legs.

Misha: Oh, and the other thing that kind of pisses me off to be honest? Did not see a kangaroo, it’s a myth. The whole country’s based on lies.

Misha: Sitting in the Impala when Jared farts is very much one of those teaching experiences. I think we can learn so much through the suffering. Try to face it head on. Especially when you can’t roll down the window because it will fuck up the shot.

Misha: Yeah, it’s nice having Jared’s foot in your crotch. It makes coming to work that much better.

Misha: I’m just trying to remember what self-respect feels like. It’s a fading memory.

Misha: Like, am I trying to be a dick, or does it come natural? No, that just comes natural.

Misha: But she also came back from that weekend bearing some bruises on her inner thighs. Which neither of us, again, can account for. Serious overshare just then. The message I’m trying to tell is that all good things begin with a blackout

Misha: Wait a minute…what the fuck did you just say? you’re not jealous of me?

Misha: If fandom were a kingdom I would be the queen. Because in chess, the queen is the most powerful piece—and because there are several photos of me circulating in drag.

Misha: I’ll do anything, I mean for money.

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female zodiac

aries:

argumentative and likes to be right

defensive

tells so many stories

self-confident

passionate

taurus:

BEAUTIFUL like always so pretty

reserved/shy at first

so fun when you get to know them

selfish

shit-talkers

gemini:

really easy to talk to 

likes to talk about themselves

cuties

can be shy or super outgoing

smart

cancer:

SENSITIVE

smiles a lot

has a quiet voice

lowkey crazy

overthinks everything

leo:

really pretty

thinks they’re too good 

so funny

really good sense of style

talks a lot of shit

virgo:

OVERTHINKING

bad at communication

wants everything to be perfect

such good listeners

really good friends

libra:

FLIRTY

loves to be loved

fashionable

cannot make a decision for the life of them

gets walked all over

scorpio:

low key

genuinely really cool

really fucking smart

CRAZY

can be either super clingy or super distant

sagittarius:

CANNOT BE WRONG

thinks they’re way deeper than they actually are

unique

so funny

just wants to be loved

capricorn:

good hygiene

high expectations

super determined 

cold

can be fun when they actually let loose

aquarius:

honest

loves to laugh and mess around

artsy

likes to be alone 

natural beauty

pisces:

emotional wreck

manipulative

pretty

really bad at relationships tbh

so smart

REMINDER:

#cancer #Zodiac #astrology #female #Zodiac Signs

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Teacher: You can't write an essay overnight.

Exam: You have one hour to write an essay.

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just want someone who can’t shut the fuck up about me

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Love the banan, be the banan

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talking about Rosie The Riveter, fun fact: while the We Can Do It picture has become the most-well known depiction of her in modern times, it wasn’t really a famous image when it was made–in fact, it wasn’t even intended to be her

the most famous depiction of Rosie The Riveter during WWII was probably Norman Rockwell’s painting 

note what she’s resting her foot on

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Reblog and see what color you get

Yellow: You are such a sunshiney person and my dash is always brightened whenever you post

Maroon: I wish you followed me

Teal: You make me happy ♥

Auburn: I love you

Burnt Sienna: I love you but it's a different color

Navy: We should talk more

Magenta: You are my favorite tumblr user

Fuchsia: Come catch these hands...with your own. I wanna hold your hand.

Dodie Yellow: You are literally my favorite person ever.

Cerulean: I would come to your house at 3 in the morning if you were sad bc you deserve to be loved and to be happy

Baby Pink: u so attractive??? how u do dat??

Barbie Pink: You are the best at everything i don't get how

Crimson: I wanna cuddle with you

Emerald: You are my inspiration.

Gold: I can't believe you exist. You're such a blessing to this earth

Silver: I can't believe we're mutuals

Aquamarine: You are goals

White: Your icon is goals

Black: Marry Me

Beige: Idk what to say except W O W

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beauty of simple

(obvious, ain’t it? explains that one)