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spider-man 3 hypothesis

BABY MONITOR PROTOCOL

BABY. MONITOR. PROTOCOL???

does peter still have it

does he

in the

suit

does he??

please

PLEASE PLEASEPLEASE

#peter parker #spider man 3 #hypothesis

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motivation for continuing to intermittent fast

— for myself/anyone who needs it

hello!

you’ve come here because you’re feeling like intermittent fasting is perhaps getting too much, or you feel like giving up, and i’m here to tell you why that is not a good idea.

intermittent fasting is going to help you lose weight, which is what you want! it may take a while to see results, but if you keep persisting then you definitely will.

this has made you realise that what you ate like beforehand was very unhealthy: you were binge-eating occasionally and snacking so much, as well as not realising how many carbs and sugars you were eating. you may miss eating a whole packet of biscuits, but it’s not healthy!

on the other hand, this has made you appreciate what you eat and think about what you eat more. which is a good thing! two meals a day means that you can plan ahead of time and make sure that you’re making healthy food choices.

this also has made you learn that you aren’t eating enough, and it is teaching you that it is okay to eat more! which is something that you are greatly struggling with x

don’t stop! you’re doing amazing x

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future date ideas

aquarium!

picnic date in a park

museum

cinema

beach!!!!

go to the city

cosy film night in

coffee shop/cafe

arcade

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learning to love myself

in which i will post things i like about myself to learn to love myself <3

i have healthy hair with pretty highlights

my brown-hazel eyes glow orange when hit in the light which is really nice

i have a toned stomach!

my face as a whole is quite nice actually from the front view

i have naturally great brows!!

my lips are naturally a really good size

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my soulmate!

these are a bunch of little ideas for manifesting my soulmate or what i seek in an ideal partner💘🧚‍♀️✨ if anyone sees this — enjoy x

i am not picky with looks, but you have to be relatively attractive in my eyes, which is very vague but hair colour, eye colour doesn’t really matter gingers aren’t my type though oops

height isn’t really an issue, but the taller the better! just as long as you’re taller than me :)

you have to have hair that i can run my fingers through!

it would be really nice if you weren’t afraid to simp for me, because that’s like a massive compliment in my eyes

adores affection, both giving and receiving!

be just as crazy about me as i am about you, and it doesn’t fade with time <3

love me for me and never try to change who i am!

you have to see me in your eyes as the most beautiful girl in the world

you are confident! and you know just the right things to say when i’m not :)

partakes in small gestures that mean a whole lot (for example, random hand holding, placing a hand on my back)

have an amazing sense of humour that mixes well with mine

has a similar movie and music taste (although not essential, we can thrive off difference)

loyal like a christian to the bible. never lies. could trust this man with my life, my house, my family, my future sorta trust and loyalty.

isn’t afraid to make the first move

doesn’t mind reassuring me that i am beautiful and that everything is going to be okay!

is patient and doesn’t get annoyed when i feel insecure about myself and need reassurance (again)

respectful of other people, unfailingly kind and has a positive energy

knows how to act in social situations and isn’t awkward

has parents that love me and make me feel like i could talk to them about anything

has a good sense of style! normal, swish, not chavvy

open minded, loves the fact that i dream big!

doesn’t mind having loads of lazy days, but also doesn’t mind going out

overprotective but not too much that it’s controlling

this is strange but could you please walk normally ? one of my exes didn’t

“babe” “baby” “angel” nicknames on text! only say them in person if it doesn’t sound cringe xo

i love nerdy boys, marvel and star wars especially!!!

please don’t be a chav, or text in a chavvy way! (ideally, don’t use capital letters because honestly, when people use capital letters it intimidates me)

guys say this about girls but if you use “:) <3 ;)” then that is super elite

im not picky on build, but not super skinny and not super big, bigger than me in either muscle or fat wise honestly i’m not assed

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Ned: Peter is spiderman

May: Peter is spiderman

MJ: Peter is Spiderman (we been knew)

Q*entin B*ck: Peter Parker is spiderman

James Jonah Jameson: PETER PARKER IS SPIDERMENACE

All of New York: Peter Parker is spiderman??

The whole world maybe: Peter Parker is spiderman!!

Flash, crying and in denial: what up Flash mob I'm standing in Times Square where Penis Parker pulled off the greatest prank in history-

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YES

靴ひも結んだ？

Did you tie your shoes?

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heavy

BACK TO THE FUTURE (1985) dir. Robert Zemeckis

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i love enj

his beauty, at that moment augmented by his pride, was resplendent, and he was fresh and rosy after the fearful four and twenty hours which had just elapsed, as though he could no more be fatigued than wounded. it was of him, possibly, that a witness spoke afterwards, before the council of war: “there was an insurgent whom I heard called apollo.” a national guardsman who had taken aim at enjolras, lowered his gun, saying: “it seems to me that I am about to shoot a flower.”

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this.

Peter showing up to an Avengers Look-Alike contest in his suit and losing because “Spiderman isn’t an Avenger”

MJ winning the contest because she showed up in a band t-shirt and a fake goatee with a name tag reading “you know who I am”

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iceskating with peter parker headcannon

my master list :)

fuck fuck me up boi im so ready for this!!! (lol sorry if this is shit bc i’m highkey tired as fuck rn)

ok so this is obviously a date bc peter has been crushing on you for over a year and finally got the guts to ask you out on a real date w/o the accompaniment of ned (ned actually texted you the details and everything bc peter was too pussy)

peter most definitely takes you to the rockefeller center ice rink bc u guys watched elf together and that’s the first time y’all low-key cuddled (it’s ur fav movie now)

“peter can you get another blanket?”

“why don’t you guys just share peter’s blanket?” ned asks w the biggest smirk

“oh, okay.” you smiled, scooting closer to peter and pulling the blanket over your lap as well

HE MOST DEFINITELY DID THE CLICHE YAWN THING

and u promptly place your head in the crook of his neck, both of you blushing like crazy, and ned says he’s gotta go home and blasts out w a huge ass grin on his face #matchmaker

ok back to iceskating

peter helps you tie up your skates bc you just can’t seem to get them tight enough and he’s actually so v happy that you asked him for help bc he feels needed and wow he loves that

he def compliments those fuzzy red and green socks adorning your feet

“cute socks”

“not as cute as you, though”

“what?” cue flustered peter parker

“nothing”

oh boy

although peter has like heightened senses and all that, he’s still very much a clumsy boy so skating for him has quickly proven to be difficult

he tries his v best tho bc he wants to impress u (we all know that’s not what made him so endearing to u in he first place so idk y boi even trying like that but)

“stop laughing at me, y/n! it’s not funny”

“peter you literally just slid five feet on your ass, and that’s the farthest you’ve gotten so far”

okay, but he eventually gets the hang of it while ur still looking like a seal sliding everywhere

“look y/n i’m basically a pRO”

“no”

“yes”

“no”

“yes”

“yes”

“n- wait”

you grab onto his hand for support as ur about to slip and neither of you let go for the rest of the night, peter doing most of the work as he pulls you along w that spidey-strength

peter watches some random kid skate backwards and tries himself and somehow homeboy figures it out?? like idk how he managed that but

so ur like “peter teach me” and ofc he can’t deny u

“ok so just like swivel your legs like this”

and you cannot get it… at all

so peter tentatively grabs your hips and helps you, guiding your movements from behind

“yeah, mhm, just like that” his breath hits your shoulder and u involuntarily shiver

you purposely grind into him a bit while ur going backwards and he’s so bad, letting quiet moans slip past his lips

you turn your head to meet his eyes, his hands still on your hips, riding up your sweater a bit and it’s the moMENT

as you lock eyes, your breath hitches in your throat, leaning into peter a bit to brush your lips against his and it’s so perfec-

HOMEBOY FUCKING SLIPS

peter got so nervous he literally falls for you

and bc you were using him as support, you fall too, on top of him

“omg y/n are you okay?” his hands start grazing over every part of your body in his reach

“peter, i’m fine i swear”

“oh, okay, that’s good”

both of you start dying in fits of laughter

“nice job spidey boy; ruined the moment”

“i can make up for it”

and he does

he grabs your cheek gently and presses his slightly-chapped lips against yours while a bunch of ppl skate past saying “aw look at those kids in love”

and y’all are

two lil adorable babes in love

(you guys go ice skating weekly now and peter makes u reenact ur first kiss exactly a year later bc he’s a nerd and calls it ur “kissversary”)

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Laser-Tagging With Peter Parker

• Okay so you and Peter haven been dating for a little over six months

• And have gone on countless dates

•  Friday is always date night

• You guys have gone to countless places for ur dates

• Water parks, beaches, local fairs and carnivals, movies, countless restaurants, arcades, and so many more

• And of course, you guys had a lot of low-key dates

• Netflix nights, walks in the park, star-gazing, and Peter’s personal favorite, nap dates

• So you suggested laser-tagging

• Something you guys hadn’t done, but you knew you would both enjoy

• Of course, Peter’s down for it

• He’d do anything as long as he got to do it with you

•So, you guys went to a laser-tagging place in Queens

• Once you got there, to add a competitive element to it, you and Peter decided to be on opposing teams

• Whoever’s team won got to pick the dates for the rest of the month

• It was about to go down

•Okay so it starts with 15 minutes on the clock

• And for the first like 5 minutes, you guys didn’t see each other

• Which was surprising, cause the place wasn’t very big

• Then you see his bright red sweatshirt from afar, and sneak up and shoot him

• At first Peter’s confused, cause he didn’t see anyone near him

• Then he heard your giggle (which btw, is music to his ears)

• Shits about to go down

• So okay once he finds so, you follows you

• And you don’t notice because you’re smug about your shot

• Because you just shot Spider-Man in laser-tag, who’s one of Earth’s mightiest heroes

• But then you start to hear breathing behind you

• Then you turn around, and see your little Spider-Boy

• So he corners you

• And before you can shoot him, he kisses you. Hard

• You’re confused because Peter isn’t really into PDA

• Then you relax a little more, enjoying it, because since Peter isn’t into PDA you cherish it when you get it

• You don’t really suspect anything

• And the he shots you, and runs off

• You stood there for a few seconds, shocked, that your sweet lil Peter would do that to you

• But then you think back to the deal you guys made, and run after him

• He was a dead man

• Because of the stun Peter pulled, his team won

• You would never hear the end of it

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A Plethora of Dates with Peter Parker #2

A/N: Hi, amazing people! I haven’t written on here in so long and now I have a lot of free time, so why not start again!? Here is my masterlist, if you like this and want to read more. I hope you enjoy! :-) Part 1

The Bookstore

Now, this was your favorite place to go with Peter! You would spend hours there just looking through all the books together 

Of course, you and Peter had to go through every section at the store… no exceptions! You could miss something new!

You two always started at the History section, but never paid attention to the books about wars or Presidents or the monarchy 

Nope! You only cared about the books that talked about conspiracy theories 

“Pete, Pete, Pete! Did you hear about the conspiracy that aliens made contact with humans in prehistoric times? And they taught early humans about technology and religion an-”

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Peter having a little sister

she wasn’t actually his little sister

well not biologically at least

lemme explain

Tony and Pepper finally got around to having that baby they’ve been talking about 

and Peter was the most excited upon hearing about Pepper’s pregnancy

he was suggesting baby names left and right 

“if it’s a boy name him Peter!”

“no i’m not naming my child Peter. one of u is enough”

They settled on the name Morgan like it was mentioned 

After Pepper’s crazy uncle

Plus, it’s a gender-neutral name

Which is convenient since they wanted to keep the gender of the baby a surprise until the actual birth

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Peter having a little sister part 2

Part 1

It’s been a week since the birth of baby Morgan

And Peter visited the hospital every single day of that week

Every

Single

Day

May would visit too at times

And bring Pepper some home cooked meals and baked goods

Tony was so grateful for them

Now that there was little Morgan in Peter’s life

He started spending less time being the friendly neighborhood Spider-Man

And started spending more time being Morgan’s older brother

She was still only a week old though there wasn’t much for him to do

Despite learn how to do her diapers

And how to get the measurements of baby formula to water ratio right

And how to hold and carry her properly

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Domesticity [headcanons]

bc the avengers doing familial things makes my heart swoon

Pairings: avengers x reader, peter parker x reader

A/N: this was so much fun to write! if you guys want more headcanons, just drop them off in the ask box :)

being one of the newest recruits to the avengers (that falls under the “young” side) has its perks

like getting to decide what dinner will be on the friday’s when steve’s too tired to cook, or deciding what movie to watch on late saturday nights when natasha’s nightmares get bad, or wanda and you booking the entire kitchen for an evening of baking

you never really abused that power (to an extent)

your appreciation for them far outweighed anything else so you refused to act ungrateful or spoiled with the privilege you had

weirdly enough, the avengers had strange quirks

they would always confuse you and peter for doing the wrong things for some reason ??

this upsets peter gREATLY

“BuT mR. sTaRk, y/n aTe tHe LaST cooKIE It wASn’t mE”

“pete i saw you eyeing that jar for the past 37 minutes, dont you start with me”

“yes mr. stark” *cue intense glaring at you

weekly debriefings in the living room

steve is 1000000x adamant about it, saying “its integral for bonding time so the team is more tuned to each other’s actions which will be handy on battlefield”

b u l l s h i t, steve is a softie and he knows it

tony puts on an act, saying hes got new suits to improve but steve hears none of it and drags tony’s ass to the living room (tony LOVES IT, the little shit)

it’s actually really really healthy for all of you and bucky is a sucker for it

he always goes first and talks about everything that happened during the week from the puppies he pet to the cute single waitress at Dave’s Coffee Shop.

sam gives bucky pointers on how to flirt, but bucky refuses to take his advice and it ends up in an insult war

“you have to actually talk to her, ya dip shit”

“maybe you haven’t noticed, but i have been, bird brains”

“staring at her with your mouth open isn’t talking, bucky! it’s called being a creep and seconds away from a restraining order”

“you talkin from experience?”

steve blows the fire out, like always

natasha humoring everyone with the conversations she eavesdrops on when shes on missions

you would talk about the new friends you met around the corner. (one of them in particular fancied you and peter would be jealous but he’d brush it off cuz what else is he supposed to do??)

peter talking about the upcoming dance and how peer pressure is so prevalent at school

you feeling a deep burn in the pit of your stomach whenever he talks about the dance or other girls and you dont know why bc its not like you like peter????

bruce knows you do tho. your body language screams it and hes surprisingly the only one who knows

grocery shopping

you are the only one apart of the team that can go to the grocery store and buy things that the team actually needs which is why you usually do the shopping

peter likes to tag a long bc the store is by Delmar’s, and he likes to stop by to give Delmar a hard time (he also likes going on walks with you bc you’ll accidentally brush against him and mutter sorry and he’ll grin and say “s’okay” but he sees your intense blush and that gives him more reasons to find anyway to be as close to you as possible)

steve will come along bc he left the coffee grounds in the disposal this time and tony banished him from the compound saying that he cant come back till he gets more coffee 

natasha has to pick up the latest copy of cosmopolitan cuz shes addicted

clint tags along bc he too is obsessed

“tash, you will never believe what the kardashians did this time! its on the newest edition” “no way!!! Y/N we’re coming with you” (i adore natasha/clint banter)

you told the both of them that you could pick both up but steve claims tony always gets wack coffee brands and you wouldnt recognize it and natasha actually never buys the magazine. she reads the entire thing at the store so she doesnt buy it unnecessarily

thor begs you to let him come bc he loves looking at the mens hair products

“lady y/n, if you must know, asgardian hair is a force to be reckoned with-”

“thor, i think you used that phrase incorrectly”

“no? Midgardian pop culture is very perplexing”

“thats not pop- you know what, never mind, i recommend the Moroccan Pomade but knock yourself out”

steve, peter, and thor getting confused when you and natasha get pads.

“but i do not understand lady natasha, why must you ferocious females endure such pain every month? is it a curse?”

“yeah a curse from Satan when he realized he put too much sexy in the mixing pot when making us which is why we can take down any motherf-”

“NATASHA LANGUAGE WE ARE IN PUBLIC”

always fighting with each other over what is necessary and what isn’t but you always get the last word 

you always allow thor to get the rainbow colored gummies, peter to get a small pack of kibble for Delmar’s cat, natasha to get sun screen bc she always forgets, and clint to get a new pair of socks for his crazy collection. responsible shopping at its finest am i right

nightmares

there wasn’t a single avenger that didn’t get nighmares

nearly every night there was screaming from one room 

you made it a point to comfort them as much as you could. your powers really came into clutch here.

tony was the hardest to coax

on the days pepper wasn’t at the compound, his nightmares seemed to get worse

you knew entering his room was border line invasion of privacy but he was squirming and sweating and….crying?

thanks to your powers, you were more attuned to people’s emotions, so you could feel the fear within him and god was it strong. it was a trembling kind of fear, the type where you were swallowed into an abyss and there was no way out

you would calm yourself down trying to isolate yourself from his feelings and slowly walked towards his bed and place your hand on his feverish forehead.

instantly he relaxed and the quivering stopped. you weren’t able to give him positive dreams but you were able to numb his thoughts.

you did this with everyone, almost daily

bucky was the most difficult and you would spend hours trying to get him to just stop thinking

his mind seemed like it was always haywire but at the end of the night it was worth it bc you could see the small smile on his lips when the nightmare went away. 

you were always afraid of helping peter.

it wasn’t like you were scared of him. the two of you had forged an inseparable friendship. but his nightmares seemed more intimate and you weren’t sure if he wanted your help

but this time, oh god, this time was the worst

so you stepped into his room

he was shirtless and the moonlight cast a sad glow around his body. he was whimpering, his body shaking. 

you moved slowly towards him, doing your regular procedure of isolating your emotions until he shot up awake

you froze

this wasn’t apart of the procedure

abort abort abort abort abortabortwabfhgre

but his eyes are bloodshot and the dream he had was too real and you stood there in front of him like an angel ready to swoop in and save him

but you just stood there, your mouth agape

he would whisper your name and there was a catch in his throat 

you would become flustered, saying “i’m sorry, i was just checking on you-”

“please dont go” 

you would stand there for a little longer, staring at him, almost testing him to see if it was him or the sleep talking. but he didnt move so you sat at the edge of his bed. he would get under the covers and you would brush your fingers through his hair.  he would feverishly grasp onto your hand and his eyes are begging. it was almost like a silent agreement and you slipped under the covers next to him gently. he would hug you, nuzzling his face in your neck and slowly his body would shake and you would realize he’s crying. every sob would rack against your body and you would hold him tightly, trying so hard not to cry as well because his emotions broke the barrier and now all you could do was feel him.  so the two of you would lay there desperately clinging on to each other and you trying to make him feel better because god this boy deserves the world. and eventually it would work and he would drift off to sleep. you would stay awake till morning making sure he was alright, drawing shapes at the nape of his neck, occasionally pressing ghost kisses against his shoulder to reassure yourself (and him) that everything is alright. you would slip out of his room before he could wake and the two of you never talked about that night again. 

you avoided him as much as you could without being obvious 

he caught on real quick and so did bruce

but it didnt matter, bc you hid yourself either with wanda or nat or the new group of friends you made

missions

missions were the most difficult part of being on the team

particularly for tony and steve

they hated having you or peter go on them but when the time called they knew they couldn’t prevent you from coming

you always teamed up with thor (oddly enough)

his powers aligned with yours perfectly in a strange way

(also steve felt at ease when you were with thor bc he always gave check ups on you)

but when you were paired with peter, tony and steve would go crazy

and i mean cRaZy

“y/n, there’s an agent on your right. do your invisible shit”

“peter what the fuck did i say about language”

“tony i swear to god”

“cap, i thought you said you don’t swear”

the one mission you get kidnapped is the scariest of all

because this was a life or death situation 

peter and tony found you in a warehouse and it was the most heartbreaking sight ever

your skin was torn by all the ropes they tied and you were bleeding in multiple places

all peter could see was red and he would have lost it if it werent for tony telling him to calm down

they’d successfully rescued you but not before a bullet went straight through your arm

you lost consciousness and tony almost cried bc all he could see was the same young battered girl he took in years ago and how he swore she would never get hurt like that again

yet here you were on brink of death and all he could do was pray 

you survived thanks to bruce and tony refused to look at you

he stayed in his lab all day, torturing himself with negative thoughts till you barged into his lab and just hugged him until he stopped 

“i thought i lost you, kid”

“you could never lose me. who’s gonna swap out your papers with pictures of corgis”

“i literally- wait, so it was you”

“oh shit”

you slowly amending your relationship with peter bc not talking to him  was hurting the both of you

homecoming

you didn’t go to the same high school as peter (surprisingly enough)

but you knew the gossip there as he knew the gossip at your school

you knew his homecoming was just around the corner

so did bruce

which is why he decided to call you to the lab bc home boi gotta help his fav smol avenger out

“you like peter, yeah?”

“i-what-your-i’m sorry-no!!”

bruce raising his eyebrows like 99.9% of the conversation as responses and it flusters you

“you look like mr. bean when you do that,stoOoOoOop!!!”

“once you talk to pete, i will. come on, i don’t mean to meddle with your business but the looks have been going on for months and if neither of you do something about it, i’ll have to endure more of it and god knows i can only handle enough”

“i have no idea what your talking-”

peter barges through the door, hair in all diff directions, cheeks pink and hes panting

“y/nineedtotalktoyouitssuperimportant”

bruce letting out a whoop before clearing his throat and gently ushering you out of the lab not before sending you a wink

you glaring at him before following peter out of the corridor

“whats up? you look like a mess”

peter wiping his face as an attempt to calm himself down bc hes been thinking about this for the past two weeks and hes had enough

“i have to go to homecoming with you”

“what…peter you dont have to do anything”

“no i mean, that came out wrong. i just- i cant spend another day without you being with me. i like you a lot and it’s just-” 

he’s tugging at his hair so much you have to grab his arm

“y/n you’re really sweet and cute and pretty and it would be such an honor for you to go to homecoming with me”

your heart is beating so loud you were sure bruce could hear it

“yes”

“yes? as in yes ill go with you or yes i guess or yes ill go cuz he asked me to or-”

“peter shut up”

he lets out a breathy sigh and you reach up and place a small kiss against his cheek and he involuntarily closes his eyes and it takes a great deal of you to not just place your hands against his jaw and taste his soft lips

“i’m thinking lavender”

“huh?”

“the color of my suit and your dress. it reminds me of what you smelled like when you-”

it takes you a moment to realize he’s referring to the night where you comforted him

the both of you blush 

suddenly bruce walks down the hallway and he sees your tinted cheeks and grins widely

“FINALLY!!! I don’t have to deal with the tension anymore!!!”

he acts annoyed but ends up taking your hoco pics

and hoco was a blast and the two of you were the happiest as can be

the avengers were surprisingly supportive as well

except for tony and steve

they put on the protective parents front but inside they’re proud and loving and hope for the best for you two

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Peter Parker comforting you would include …

- he comes to your apartment

- dead ass just like he is in the gif

- im jk

- knocking on the door like the lil sunshine he is

- he brought the death star set to build with you!!!

- also tea with stark and other avengers

- your mom answers the door

- greets her with a smile

- she tells him you’re not feeling so good

- “is she sick?” 

- lil baby is so worried about you

- “may i come in?”

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