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#online was not an option when I was in school; so I put “other” #I was bullied in all the environments I would find myself in growing up; so 'just at school' option didn't feel entirely correct #I don't know how being online AND bullied at school would mix up either #so that's why I chose “other”

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So. Thingsᵀᴹ have happened these past seven days. Enough to make me break my 6 or so years of personal post silence.

I have Experience to share.

I officially declare that it truly is easier to clean 5kg of sewer shit than to deal with people~

I'm not being hyperbolic at all. You can put 3, 4, 50 layers of plastic on your hands, feet, pants - really, any part of your body you want to protect, and wear a mask soaked in perfume as a shield between you and the horrors dwelling in the sewers.

But no amount of masks, gloves, or plastic bags on your shoes helps you to safely deal with people's inconsideration, lack of respect, and sometimes just plain stupid, short-sighted plans; like a senior coworker who is supposed to train you but on average exchanges 3 sentences with you per day; unhealthly proud relatives who need help and attack people for giving it - because why use a wheelchair when you can just suffer on your broken femur for the rest of your life~

Or a propriety manager who leaves everything to mascerate in shit for a whole week to ring every single cleaning service in town looking for the cheapest and does not call even ONCE my mother, the owner, or me, the main user for SIX. EFFING. DAYS.

Plus, once you throw the sewer shit away, it's done. You never have to deal with that particular piece of shit ever again. Whatever inner-logic or sense of priority makes these people act that way will come back up every time you interact with them.

That being said, the number of puns my friend and I came up with to talk about my shitty weekend was one of the best ways to start a week.

#Please let's be all generous with each other tomorow #Retirement when #Like we sometimes joke with said friend #it's not the prospect of working the next 40 year (or possibly until we die) that's impossibly depressing #it's that you have to work *with* people for the next 40 or so years #dearest void

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#DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE #I'm dying #best poll ever #detective conan #although now that the laughter passed I am also genuinely curious #I have headcanons about that do others have some too ?

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”Men think about the Roman Empire” “What’s the female version of the Roman Empire” SHUT UPPPPP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. AS A WOMAN I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE. AS A WOMAN I LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY AND BATTLES AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY. THE “GIRL VERSION OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE” IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE. IM GOING TO STAB YOU 23 TIMES

#... #no comment #just sharpening my knife to join the vibe check party #classics tag

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Reblog for larger sample size whatever

#omg #funny posts #mythology shitposts #53 500 chaos lovers as of today I see #I sooo wonder who's winning #Idk which would be more fun; same answer as in mythology or a different one

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YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS

edit: src: http://www.holidayinsights.com/moreholidays/January/appreciate-dragon-day.htm

#it is very unfair I see this on january 17 #well my fault i already saw this last year and did not remember somehow >.< #next year hopefully ... #dragon posts

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#I voted going feral for banana because it was listed #(although almost did vote for making the bed) #but I think my all time favourite bunny behaviour is when they switch nose wiggle speed #nose wiggle in general just gets me #but when they are suddenly slowing down because !!! What is this ? #Or because they are sleepy #just my kokoro awww #And the other way around too #when they finished processing what caught their attention or suddenly decided it's no time to nap actually and the wiggles speed up #just *melting noises* #There's also this different rythm when they are faced with something totally new #like : boing - stop for 2 secs - sniff sniff - adjust slightly head position - sniff sniff sniff - boing boing #their litle exploration mode #you can see the prey animal instincts at work but at the same time *this thing must be explored* #So much curiosity contained in such a small body #Bunnies posts

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#Checkered giant #I never saw one live; I love the pattern so much tho #of the ones I cared for I don't have a particular preference #Bunnies posts

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30 Doradus Nebula

Credit: NASA/ESA/Nolan Walborn and Rodolfo Barba

#space pictures #nebulae

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Exclamation marks, but instead of a huge line of them, we do like Roman numerals of them.

You know. To save space.

#funny posts #love this so much

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The Churchill Arms, Kensington, UK

by Nicholas Doherty & Vincent Creton

#zdjęcia #kwiaty #colours

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it’s so beautiful

#psy #shooo cute

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Bookworm

#book porn

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You Found Me! I’m It!

Via uso_otter

#wydry

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See You on the Other Side, Little Orly

Thanks, Angela and bunny Orly; Angela explains that Orly passed at the end of March. She writes, “She was such a love and she was only 2.9 my heart breaks every day missing my Angel so so much. She really was so sweet.”

#króliki !

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http://2ik.deviantart.com/art/Glow-Brushes-97705890Daily drawing

12/09/2016

Noc Kupały - Kupala Night (Night of st.John)

Are you joining the search of fen flower?

stock from with wonderful stock artist:

http://faestock.deviantart.com/art/Crimson-Peak-Sitting-Pose-Stock-Resource-26-574174577

brushes here:

http://kuschelirmel-stock.deviantart.com/art/Tree-Silhouette-Brushes-183422539

http://2ik.deviantart.com/art/Glow-Brushes-97705890

#art #it's so lovely ! #I especially like the way the dress lays

[aqualianbird]

can i offer you an extremely small ancient cephalopod in these trying times

#yes please #thank you for your kind offer #antiquité #artefacts