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“are you seriously playing with his hair while he’s drinking your blood” you will never understand a warrior’s bond

#vampirekin #vampkin #otherkin #his fingers going through my hair while I bite him is literally intoxicating #whoever asks such a dumb question

[arcasion]

You know, when people pull out their crucifixes on me, it really depends on the person if I'll burst out laughing and mock them or if I'll just think it's really fucking cute how you hold that little wooden cross in front of you like it's a bazooka filled with the entire might of the holy sun

#otherkin #vampirekin #vampkin #nightly reminder that crucifixes don't do shit #but it's cute of you to think so

[arcasion]

Night blooming flowers

Flowers for a vampirekin/nocturnalkin garden.

Alyssum ( Lobularia maritima)

Angel’s trumpet (Brugmansia)

Golden angel’s trumpet (Brugmansia aurea)

Peach angel’s trumpet (Brugmansia versicolor)

Red angel’s trumpet (Brugmansia sanguinea)

Salmon angel’s trumpet (Brugmansia vulcanicola)

Brahma kamal lotus (Saussurea obvallata)

Burning hearts (Heliopsis helianthoides var. scabra)

Cape Jasmine (Gardenia jasminoides)

Casablanca Lily (Lilium ‘Casablanca’)

Chinese quince (Chaenomeles speciosa)

Chocolate daisy (Berlandiera lyrata)

Claret cup (Echinocereus triglochidiatus)

Dame’s rocket (Hesperis matronalis)

Drooping red gum (Eucalyptus parramattensis)

Easter lily cactus (Echinopsis oxygona)

Evening primrose (Oenothera biennis)

Evening rain lily (Zephyranthes drummondii)

Flowering tobacco ( Nicotiana alata)

Foamflower (Tiarella cordifolia)

Four o’clocks (Mirabilis jalapa)

Hoary stock (Matthiola incana)

Japanese wisteria (Wisteria floribunda)

Lotus’ (Nelumbo)

Lungwort (Pulmonaria)

Mock Orange (Philadelphus coronaius)

Moonflower (Datura innoxia)

Moon vine (Ipomoea alba)

Night blooming jasmine (Cestrum nocturnum)

Night blooming water lilies (Nymphaea)

Night gladiolus (Gladiolus tristis)

Night phlox (Zaluzianskya capensis)

Night scented orchid (Epidendrum nocturnum)

Night scented stock (Matthiola longipetala)

Nottingham catchfly (Silene nutans)

Opening Night rose (Rosa x ‘Opening Night’)

Queen of the night (Epiphyllum oxypetalum)

Ten-petal blazing star (Mentzelia decapetala)

Tuberose (Agave amica)

#vampirekin #night blooming flowers #vampkin #vampire garden #night flowers #otherkin

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The audacity of some humans to go to unfathomable extreme lengths to seduce a vampire. And then, when their seemingly pointless and laughable endeavor actually works, they whine about bite marks and throw with lamps and pillows when they get a nightly visitor.

It ain't my fault you sleep at night and with open windows.

#vampirekin #otherkin #humans are ridiculous creatures #vampkin #also #wtf is up with the pillows #if you wanna actually fight something off #maybe don't use the cotton wrapped feather ball #they're kinda ineffective #*sighs* humans...

[arcasion]

Gatekeeping vampirism makes you fucking hideous and an infamy to our kind btw

#vampkin #vampirekin #otherkin #elitist vampires can suck it #and not in the good way

[arcasion]

I don't have a priest kink because I find priests hot, don't be ridiculous. I have a priest kink because I want to be so sexy, evil and alluring that I turn men away from god.

#vampirekin #vampkin #vampirism #you know it's a good night when you sabotage the church

[arcasion]

Since some humans still don't seem to grasp the importance of understanding bites:

Vampires are naturally possessive creatures. If a vampire bites your neck without any attempt to feed, they're obsessed. Your theirs now. Don't mope and deal with it.

#vampirekin #vampires don't get easily obsessed #especially with humans #so don't act like you didn't intend this #don't make a vampire go into obsession and then complain about fangs on your neck #humans are weird creatures #biting rules #instinctive bites #vampkin

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Ok now, shut up for a minute

How the fuck was I supposed to know the damn patio had glass sliding doors

I love terrifying beasts who live for the hunt as much as the next person, but I adore monsters who aren't that smart and kinda clumsy too. Nagas who get their own tails tied in a knot or stuck around furniture. Werewolves who get irrationally scared at things like vacuums and the doorbell ringing. Vampires who run into doors and windows, not realizing they're closed. Merfolk who accidentally beach themselves and refuse to accept help out of embarrassment. Centaurs accidentally bumping things over and scaring themselves, leading to them knocking another object over. They're adorable. I love them.

#vampirekin #exfuckingcuse you #I ain't gonna walk around like a damn zombie from the 50's #with outstretched arms #vampkin #otherkin

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I ain’t arguing with a red eyed vampire. Whatever you say beautiful.

-1 blood loss

#vampirekin #bg3 #astarion

[arcasion]

Welcome to the 21st century, where vampires have horny stalkers and churches are the least of our problems

go ahead bite my neck. i can be normal about it please just bite my neck. please. i promise i am normal and can be trusted with neck biting. please just. bite my neck. bite it. please bite my neck. i am so normal. please bite me. on the neck. ok now draw blood.

#vampirekin #otherkin #bite thot #too much consent is a thing #how to repel vampires 101 #vampkin

[arcasion]

Carefully writes something down and pushes it back:

YES [ ] NO [X]

-Keep your holes away from me, you thot-

Passes you a note that says:

If you stabbed me would you fuck the wound afterwards?

YES [ ] NO [ ]

#tw gore #wound fucking #otherkin #vampkin #vampirekin