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happy april 30th!

#tw flashing lights

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please i'm begging tell me if there will be a decent ending to season three of good omensssss

Nope. At episode 5 it will just stop mid story and nobody will ever know how it was going to finish.

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They say a man who represents himself has a fool for a client. Well, with God as my witness, I am that fool!

Raúl Juliá as Gomez Addams THE ADDAMS FAMILY (1991)

#the addams family #i remember having such a thing for him #haha having #raul julia had that magentic effect on most people i think

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we used to have normalized whump. remember what they took from you....

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DC Twitter must have been INSANE when it got out that Superboy’s dads were Superman and Lex Luthor. Holy shit. The memes. The ship wars. The homophobes. The mpreg jokes. People would have lost their fucking minds. Lex Luthor releases a statement like “he’s a clone of me and Superman no birth was involved” and people are like KINDA GAY OF YOU TO HAVE A SON WITH ANOTHER MAN, LUTHOR. Lexcorp’s PR team locks themselves in a conference room and refuses to come out for love or money.

#dc

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there’s absolutely nothing better than reading a 100k word fanfic, that is until you remember you have a body that is starving, thirsty and incredibly sleep deprived and hasn’t used the bathroom since the sun set 8 hours ago

#polls #like prev its entire work #yes what if internet goes out #i already got the fic open

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#doctor who #at least we know who his fav is

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✨ Please reblog the polls to make them reach out to as many people as possible, but KEEP IT SPOILER-FREE to make people listen to the music with an open mind 💖 Artists and titles will be revealed after the poll's conclusion, check the original post for an update! ✨

#polls #yes duh #i love it

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STOP. moment of gratitude for those precious times of breathing from your nostrils when you don't have a stuffy nose

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little german boy revisits the cave of blüntsmoken! Happy 4/20 ;)

#i fucking love this

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Breakfast Prudence doodled during the premier. I’m not ready for these guys to go 😭😭

#oxventure #the evil bunny slippers 😭

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SILVER SPRINGS + tags —insp.

#fleetwood mac #absolutely insane i love this

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#video

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aint no way fat chef translates to that in dutch

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I’ve got a magical seal.

#oxventure #i will miss seal gaiman #unless he's the only continuous thing that connects all the campaigns #i had to stop the video because it cracked me up so fucking much #video