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8 im going to evil boop you

//I know this was- back during april fools but I only just found it while trying to tidy up my inbox and I've no idea how I missed it but the idea of evil boops would be stuck in my head if I didn't do this-

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Why does Kay low key give off the vibes that he secretly made a little shrine to Four somewhere? (Is it just a result of the intended wet cat/boy failure vibes? Or maybe I've binged too much anime (and corresponding tropes) recently)

[If he does have a shrine to Four that would be kinda funny tho, considering there's also a Tumblr cult for agent 4. Maybe he's the leader of the Four cult in your/this universe]

{Have a good day, btw! Love your art! And your Four is cool!}

// Him having a shrine to Four would be funny but he has roommates so he'd never get away with it- Though he probs still has the piece of paper Four gave to him years ago when they first met-

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Wait a Second, four who knows about Parallel canon? Without counting eight, pearl and marina ᴰʸᶦⁿᵍ ᵗᵒ ˢᵉᵉ ᵗʰʳᵉᵉ'ˢ ʳᵉᵃᶜᵗᶦᵒⁿ

//Spoilers: It's not staying that way-

Four: Other than them- No one else... And I'd like to keep it that way-

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Plz tell me Marie frees Cap and Eight first so that they're there when Marie frees Four and Kay so Cap can meet Kay (and then promptly do immediate obligatory sibling teasing to 4 about Kay)

(Or, I suppose, alternately, with Four being a Girlboss™, she responds to Cap's teasing her by being like, "No, this is how you do romance" and kissing Kay again. Because I can't imagine Four would take the friendly teasing lying down and would immediately try to even the score in her favor)

//Actually Four gets really defensive when her brother teases her- (and only with her brother-) Anyway- back to normal asks now- I've got... a lot to catch up on lol

Four: Marie!! Kay: Oh my- It wasn't a joke... Four: Oh!- You are a life saver- Captain: Hey Four! Four: Shit- Captain: So this is that Detective you always talk about? Four: OI!- You bloody liar! I don't talk to you about Kay! Only Callie! AND- He's my Detective so back off! Captain: Why would I want him?

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Hey Eight, and Cap Three, would it make you feel a little better to know Four got a dose of karma and locked in a different room with her crush/romantic interest/whatever she has going on with them? If not, I've heard Agent 2 should be on the way to set y'all free, so don't worry too much, you should be free soon

//Marie will arrive within the next ask or two, none of them will be in these rooms much longer-

Captain: Oh~ Stuck in a room with that DI- Four forgets she's a karma magnet- Eight: Well at least Two is coming to save us-

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does four actually like kay?

Four: Of course I do! What makes you think I don't? Sure he's annoying sometimes- but that's part of his "charm"...

//Tiny Kay-

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Hey wait, are any of the agents other than 4 aware of Kay (and/or his connection to 4)? Or is it just like, they get a passing glimpse of him and it's like, "Oh, that's probably the boy failure that 4 talks about"? Or like, has he helped any of the other agents with their missions or anything?

//Sorry I feel it's easier if I explain it- This is Kay's understanding of the agents-

//He knows only Four both in and out of the NSBS. He's met and aided Neo (and Four) in some missions before but has never seen them out of the NSBS. He's seen Eight before as he's Fours roommate but never as an agent. Never once met Captain all he knows is Captain is Four's older brother. Obviously he knows the Squid Sisters, he thinks Four is pulling his leg by calling One and Two "Callie and Marie" (which- he probably won't soon once Marie arrives) In terms of the Agents he's never met, Captain and Marie only know he's a DI who hangs around Four. Callie on the other hand knows a bit more about him as Four talks to her about Kay a lot.

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//Sorry bullying doesn't work on my Eight- He grew up with seven older siblings-

So should I start planning the wedding? kidding kidding but really, 8 you ok?

//Captain is still in the room he's just- gone to find something to break down the door with-

Eight: Wedding?- ... Yeah- I'm- I'm okay... You've got better things to worry about than me-

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So, now that 8 and 3 seemed to have gotten their feelings situated (and kissed....probably more than once), will four give kisses to Kay? Or focus more on trying to lockpick or break down the door to let everyone out?

//Kisses to Kay- its easier than having to lock pick a door- especially if Marie can come open it for her instead-

Kay: Will she- What? Four? What are- Four: Oh!- Marie is on her way to let us out!

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How come they can't just kick down the door? It's not that sturdy, right? .......right?

//Basically they're stuck till Marie gets back and lets Four out-

Captain: I'm strong but even I can't kick in a door that opens into a room...

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4-rmy coroika /hj

//Too real- My Agent 4 is Army in a terrible disguise /j

#ask #ooc ask #tbf i was dressing her like this before i read the manga

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Eight: Alright alright- I'm sorry- . . . Thank you Marina, you mean a lot to me too... You kinda remind me of my older sisters-

So should I start planning the wedding? kidding kidding but really, 8 you ok?

//Captain is still in the room he's just- gone to find something to break down the door with-

Eight: Wedding?- ... Yeah- I'm- I'm okay... You've got better things to worry about than me-

#sorry- i genuinely dont have the energy to be drawing replies

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errr 4, please tell us you had a plan B in case something happened to the key

//In fairness Four didn't expect to get herself locked in a room while Neo was out-

Four: Umm... No... I- Didn't... I still have the key- just in here with me...

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Neo are the rooms Four & Kay and Three & Eight are locked in just next to eachother or entirely something else?

//Neo was not at all aware Four is also stuck in a room- Also the rooms are opposite so no- not next to each other

Neo: Wait- WHAT?! FOUR'S LOCKED IN A ROOM AS WELL?! Callie: Stay calm Neo- Agent Two (Marie) is on her way back to let them all out-

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//Little side ask blog for the Squid Sisters connected to my agents- Making this as if I don't have a large back log of asks here to get through... sorry if I haven't gotten to your ask yet- the inbox is quite full lol

Hi!!!/Hey~

It's me Callie! And Marie~ You know the one and only Squid Sisters!

We have some free time- and wish to answer all your burning questions!

And we'll even answer questions for those of you in the know about our secret identities~ Not really secret anymore are they? Oh- Guess not- Well then! We're willing to answer any questions regarding our time as Agents One and Two!

Until next time

Stay Fresh~

//Heyy this is a side ask blog of @ask-squidbeaks-agents I always wanted to add Callie and Marie into it but it felt a bit too crowded lol- Anyway this blog will be entirely text based unlike the main cause- I barely have the energy to draw for one ask blog never mind two- Also my Agents can and maybe will pop up from time to time so everyone's text colours will be follows: Callie Marie Captain Agent 4 / Four Agent 8 / Eight Agent 3 / Neo

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So should I start planning the wedding? kidding kidding but really, 8 you ok?

//Captain is still in the room he's just- gone to find something to break down the door with-

Eight: Wedding?- ... Yeah- I'm- I'm okay... You've got better things to worry about than me-

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THEY FINALLY KISSED!!! THEY FINALLY KISSED!!! I NEVER THOUGHT ID SEE THE DAY

…but now how are they gonna get out of there?

Captain: What do you mean how we're gonna get out? Eight: Yeah?- Isn't Four outside?

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