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👏🏻 support 👏🏻 creators 👏🏻 or 👏🏻 they'll 👏🏻 lose 👏🏻 motivation 👏🏻 to 👏🏻 create 👏🏻 things 👏🏻

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Your all thinkin it am just sayin it!!!!

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Present me reading past me poems/stories: ….You good fam?

Past me: Good to see that we are still asking dumb questions

#past self

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Stole this joke

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Me: going to sleep peacefully

Brian: how about no

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Listen, I’m not saying my FBI agent is trying to send me messages, but I just closed an app and my phone started playing “Girlfriend” by Charlie Puth….. without me listening to it previously or listening to any music in the past days

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Me at 3am:

All I'm saying is that vampire would make great Detectives. They can tell whose blood it is, how old it is, and if the person had say diabetes or other diseases in their bloodstream that would narrow down the suspect of the crime. 

#vanpires #modern vampires

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country gnomes,

take my bones

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Hi. I am not catholic.

If somehow for some reason I find myself in a catholic..church?? Temple? Idk, and say I drink the holy water. Will I engulf into flames?? follow up questions, if I was to ttouch the holy water and scream and hiss “ITS BURN US MASTER! ITS BURNS US!” And crab myself out of there, what would happen.

Asking for a friend 🙏🏻

#catholic #holywater #it’s burns #questions #religious #Pope #other things

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This is why I’m the main character

So. In a hilarious turn of events. My roomate, stole a copy of her midterm exam. By accident. What level of Cory Matthews is happening rn 😂

Her backpack dumped out and as she was shoving everything in a test copy got mixed in.

She brought it back to the room and just found it.

HOW

I'm crying this is so funny

@assassin-in-a-hoodie I love you but how 😂😂😂😂

#talent

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It’s pure spite thats keeping me alive at this point

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Me: OHHHH ITS FULLMETAL DAY!!!

@trekkiehood: …it’s also…Mean girls day?

Me: BUT ARE THEY TRENDING?!?! Yes well, BUT THAT DOSENT MATTER RN

#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood #remember the 3rd #remember October 3rd

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don’t forget oct 3

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DON’T FORGET 3.OCT.11

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