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goalies in soccer are to the other players what medicine cats are to other warriors. idk how to explain it but you get the idea

#wc #warrior cats #warriors #warriorcats #medicine cat #medicine cats

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weeping god and its last follower

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Its been a while since ive drawn canon moon so have this wholesome doodle of moon hugging rivulet !! my page reeks of evil moon i think it deserves a break/silly

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a needle rather than a cleaver my heart rather than my world thank you

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me: do you guys like my evil thorned plate armour and bloodred cloak? is the ominous glow of my visor slit too much?

my manserpent minion: it'ssss sssslaying absssolute penisssss, ssssire

my shambling zombie: uuuu 👍

captured gnome i keep in a birdcage: golly gee willikers it's sure some scary!!!

my straight manserpent minion: looks pretty good boss

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POPEYE?!?!??

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i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

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watch this

me when I’m a gnome of undisclosed nature: hoohooheeheehaha

I’m so funny

#gnome #undisclosed #shitpost #random #idk what im doing #uhhhh #something #me when i’m delusional

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This is definitely not a google drive full of the sleep stuff from the Headspace app, including sleepcasts, music, and wind down meditation, that normally costs 17.99 a month, no siree and you definitely shouldnt share this with people

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FlowerBed

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TIL The Double Empathy Problem theory suggests social difficulties experienced by autistic people when interacting with non-autistic people are due to reciprocal differences, not an inherent deficiency, most autistic people are able to display good social reciprocity with most other autistic people

via reddit.com

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pet the gourm

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“why don’t you just…?” the answer is either money or anxiety

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Do you want to see the entirety of tumblr get smote by various bolts of thunder, arrows, enough weapons for a loony tunes episode, trident/horses (depending on how much Poseidon hates you, you can choose which is worse) and *checks notes* peacock stampedes? Or did you simply want to see the gods angry?

You don't get Hestia as an option because what, you think I'm gonna make this EASY on you?