I stand with my cancelled wife
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my blog is a safe space for me. the rest of you are in danger i think
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BREAKING: a witch has just cast a spell on a seagull, transforming him into a Seattle Mariners fan to teach him a lesson in humility.
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Finally. Sir Big Tits is home.
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Bolaji Badejo (23 August 1953 – 22 December 1992) was a Nigerian visual artist and actor. He was known for playing the Alien in Ridley Scott's 1979 film Alien. He was 6 feet 10 inches (208 cm) tall, a height which convinced Scott to cast him in the role. It is his sole acting credit.
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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.
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I FORGOT TO DO MY LAUNDRY IM FUUUUCKED
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oh, thats zionist propaganda in my knuckles the echidna show
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marlins
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lol nice outfit loser *puts phone up to ear* huh…? what? oh um- okay. anyway 1828 called. they said they found something really really scary in goya’s house
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im not a very patriotic woman but i nonetheless whole-heartedly support every drive-through employee’s constitutional right to be blazed out of their fuckin gourd
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