it's a cold n cozy day n i'm dying to have gassy cuddle time that leads to steamy, lazy, fart fucking. just taking it slow, tired and giggly while in a daze from the euphoric feeling of being in each other's arms, relaxing and not having to worry about holding back, minds all hazy from the smell of sex, mixing with the lingering gas.
ngl I think if my gas tonight starts to stink any worse, ima have to go see a doctor 😷 I actually had to open my window cause I was getting lightheaded...
so I was at the gym early this morning and doing a lower body workout. on a set of deep squats, I ripped the most heinous offensive SBD that literally went on for like 4-5 seconds...I am so lucky I was in a squat rack that was somewhat in a back corner because it immediately surrounded me with a cloud of thick stinky gasss
I love having a fart kink. Cause I get to read stuff like this and absolutely melt in arousal~
i know some of you pervs will like knowing that i was full on ripping ass in public today!! and now i’m home and so fucking gassy like i cannot stop farting and now i’m also horny
who’s gonna come cuddle my drunk self and rub my tummy and let me rip all my nasty farts that have been brewing in my tummy at the casino <3 i’ll even kiss you about it and maybe let you fuck me too
looking at the pizza in the break room at work rubbing my lil hands together evilly knowing that pizza makes me super gassy n bloated n everyone that comes to the back to get some is gonna be hotboxed by thick n stifiling farts
wanna be so so so gassy nearly all the time, especially with a partner who enjoys gas just as much as i do
just think about from the moment you wake up, ripping loud nasty farts with someone, so enthusiastic about sniffing eachother's gas that it feels like you're in heaven
cooking food or ordering takeouts that are tried and tested to cause the loudest bubbliest rankest farts possible
why isn't this happening to me right now right now
shower farts bro <3 messing around in the shower is hot enough to begin with, add farting into it!! you and someone else all wet and soapy, totally naked, hands touching everywhere and bodies rubbing against each other <3 pressing your ass against their skin, pushing out wet, nasty sounding farts, the smell locked in the air due to the humidity in the bathroom <3 someone come take a gassy shower with me right this instant!!!
I've always wanted to experience pms farts directly to the nose~
these pms farts have been no fucking joke, they’re so long and bubbly and stink~ ❤️ the sound of them are so wet and they bubble up into my pussy turning me on soooo badly!!! only wishing i had a pretty lil thing to rip these on, it would make me feel so much better ugh!!!