azem-was-in-the-circus

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Hyperion: I don’t like the fact that the world is ending. What can I do about this?

Hades: You can go with us and continue the Zodiark plan.

Hyperion: Nah.

Venat: You can join our summoning of Hydaelyn

Hyperion: Nah, primal aren’t the answer.

Everyone: ???????

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Hyperion, visiting central Aldenard: “Outside of my travels, this area will have no significance to me whatsoever.”

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idea: pretend you mistakenly started to call your mom or other female relative/friend “Venat” and then correct yourself, and see how long it takes before they notice.

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Venat: I’m leaving the convocation

Hyperion: So, you’re gonna…?

Venat: nah

Lahabrea: What??

Venat: I AM NOT DIE

Hyperion: So… who’s gonna be Azem?

Venat: uhhhh….

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When the time travel goes horribly wrong and you’re sent to wherever Azem is on his travels and not to Elpis

Hyperion: Uh, hey! Wait, what the fuck?

Victor: Hey! What?

Hyperion: Are you…. me?

Victor: Who are you?

Hyperion: I’m Azem!

Victor: I guess, yeah.

Hyperion: Well this is awkward.

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Quick note about Azem: he will be called “Hyperion” from now on, as opposed to “Victor”, which is the name of my WoL.

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Kakayatu, some rando who went back in time 12000 years: Hi!

A random Ancient: Hello, visitor.

K: Hello! My name is Kakayatu.

A: So, visitor, how are you?

K: *Ahem* My name is Kakayatu…

A: Anyway, visitor, again, how are you doing?

K: *sigh* I’m doing fine. But please, call me Kakayatu.

A: What do you mean, visitor?

K: *facepalm*

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Hades: Can you please be serious for five minutes?

Victor: My record is four, but I think I can do it.

#ffxiv #my azem #emet selch

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Victor: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Hades:

Hades: Victor, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Victor: *Sips coffee from bowl*

#ffxiv #emet selch #my azem

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Victor, as a child: So, you’re Azem? What does that mean?

Venat: Much like the Sun travels the stars, I travel the world, getting to know all of the peoples and cultures, so that the Convocation are aware of what’s going on around the world.

Victor: Uhhhhhh, what’s the Convocation?

Venat: *facepalm*

#my azem #venat #ffxiv #azem

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Victor’s new home: Costa del Sol

Victor’s old home: Bentbranch Meadows

Victor’s old old home: Gridania

Victor’s old old old home: Camp Bluefog

Victor’s old old old old home: Camp Crimson Bark

Haha, you thought I was gonna make an Azem joke, well tough luck, I’m not gonna make an Azem joke.

#west shroud #ffxiv #northern thanalan #central shroud #gridania #eastern la noscea #amaurot

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Victor, looking at the destruction being caused by the Calamity: *Vietnam flashbacks*

#ffxiv #warrior of light #seventh umbral era

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Lahabrea: I know you did something here without our confirmation, Azem.

Victor, internally: Play dumb!

Victor: Who’s Azem?

Victor, internally: NOT THAT DUMB!

#ffxiv #my azem #lahabrea

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Victor, skipping into the convocation meeting area: (in a silly tone) Hello, everybody! How do ya do?

Hades: Uhhh, that isn’t a very formal way to enter.

#ffxiv #my azem #emet selch