bacteriumboy

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i get so freaked out by like. pictures of really big rope

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I’m an hour into my flight home. The lady in front of me has not stopped talking. I wouldn’t usually mind, but she’s fucking screaming. I can hear her clearly through my headphones (and the fucking JET ENGINES). I now know WAY too much about her disgusting medical history. To the bitch in seat 16C on jetblue 178 out of vegas - Your life is not nearly as interesting as you think it is, especially to the stranger across the aisle you’re screaming at. He doesn’t care about your rheumatoid arthritis, or your reaction to the shingles vaccine. He’s being polite, and honestly I don’t know how he’s doing it. Dude has the patience of a benedictine monk getting screamed at by a lady who reeeeally wants him to know about her mom’s journey with MS.

#rant #plane

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I was just woken up at 4am because I have pneumonia and I was partially choking on a blob of lung goop. I feel like I’ve narrowly escaped death and I will be spending the rest of the day crying about it.

#sick #as #FUUUUUUUUCK #4 prescriptions later & I’m feeling no improvement so far.

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What in the Lisa Frank is this?

#pokemon go

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U.S. counties that have more LGBT people per capita than the national average

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Today, I learned “cutlass” is pronounced cut-liss, not cuddle-ass.

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I need some help with a technical problem I’ve been having, I think it’s a bug. About once a year, I wake up in the morning, and I seem to be a different age. Last year I went from 24 to 25, and this morning I went from 25 to 26. The number is getting pretty high, so I figure I should do something about it sooner rather than later. I tried unplugging my age and plugging it back in, but the bug persists. My operating system is Human, version 2.0.2.4. Anyone experiencing a similar bug?

#tech help

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Since when is there a LIMIT to how many gifts you can send per day in Pokemon Go??!! This makes no sense. I want to speak to a manager.

#pokemon go

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11 down, 7 to go!

#pokemon go #vivillon

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Idea

A gun that shoots tampons soaked in yellow paint, so it doesn’t hurt, it just makes you like a goof who got mustard all over their shirt at lunchtime.

#shower thoughts

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Please enjoy this pic I took of François, my Meadow Vivillon, while waiting for my car to warm up this morning.

He says bonjour & n’oubliez pas vos chapeaux, cest putain de froid aujourdhui.

#pokemon go #vivillon #meadow #polar region

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craving pathetic wet old women characters. where is the feminism

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I’ve been speaking english for almost 25 years, and I’m still mixing up “retribution” and “restitution”.

Don’t get it twisted, I’m 25. I don’t speak any other languages fluently. I just happened to spawn into this world with my language difficulty set to Hard mode & my intelligence level set to Jellyfish.

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From the desk of CypressMcMuffin:

My apologies for not sending any more Pokemon Go gifts today. I’m all out of gifts, and there’s like 12 inches of snow preventing me from leaving my house to go Pokestop farming.

As restitution - please enjoy this photo of my cat, Tony Hawk.

#pokemon go

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Johnny by theEverdrift

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I’m trying to get more friends on Pokemon Go, I need gifts & postcards for Vivillon evolutions. I send postcards from the Polar region, add me!

For copy/pasting: 493289411559

#pokemon go #vivillon #polar #friend code