badcryptids

[badcryptids]

a tree beast that drops staining berries on passers-by

[badcryptids]

skittering hands that bring you a coors banquet on demand

[badcryptids]

a whisper on the wind reminding you of your most cringe middle school memory

[badcryptids]

adidas slides that, when closely examined, have hundreds of tiny centipede legs keeping them 2mm off the ground

#cw: insects

[badcryptids]

double denim demon

[badcryptids]

mx understanding

[badcryptids]

a pig with dreams of the city

[badcryptids]

a frog that, when kissed, tells you the exact time and date of your own death

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[badcryptids]

a mothman who only predicts emotional collapse

#cryptid #cryptids #bad cryptid concepts #cryptozoology #mothman

[badcryptids]

a small, wet creature that really just smells bad

[badcryptids]

father longlegs (a man of religion)

[badcryptids]

daddy shortlegs

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[badcryptids]

a mouse who HATES cheese

#cryptid #cryptids #bad cryptid concepts #cryptozoology #mice to squeak you as they say

[badcryptids]

the giant, disembodied feet from bugdom (they're real and could crush you at any time)

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[badcryptids]

the marrow enjoyer

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[badcryptids]

the night wyrm of...your house???

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[badcryptids]

the schenectady sleepwalker

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