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its really crazy how fast food was billed as cheap for the price of being shitty and now its just like...... well with these prices might as well get an actually decent meal at a real restaurant lol

#LITERALLY #ALMOST FUCKING $11 FOR A WENDYS BURGER??? #i can get a tofu penang curry from the thai place for that much and sometimes THEY give me free soup #wendys doesnt give me free soup

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i love dread in a story i love hurtling towards something terrible and wanting to stop but the only way to find out what happens is to keep getting closer to it

#the luminous dead #i should re-read it actually but maybe not when my wife is in another state and im home alone

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Hey guys? Guys? I need you to take my hand right now, trust me, and watch TUNNEL RAVE.

It's made by Jacob Wysocki, who you may know from Game Changer and Make Some Noise, and it's wonderful.

#this was delightful #also big mighty boosh vibes

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Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me… 

Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun

#ive already reblogged this but after that game changer ep im now imagining it in brennan's sam voice

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Ok, in no particular order, just some of the suits by the amazing Joshua Kane that I’d love to see David in:

#whoa pretty #fashion

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Good Omens | 2.02 Chapter 2: The Clue

#his stupid face in the last gif i cant stand him #good omens

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video ive been thinking about for days

#the ending of this fucking killed me

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#the WHEEZE #they killed this man

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has anyone else ever had a fanfic that just... haunts them? like it's been months and maybe even years since you read it, but it just lingers with you and you can never truly leave behind the imprint it made on you? and maybe it's just a single line, one sentence that you can't shake off, that takes up residence in your mind and stays there, feeding into your psyche and subtly influencing your brainspace and maybe even your writing or other works?

#shout out to that one merlin modern au fic that altered my brain chemistry #truly to blame for my obsession with fake dating 😩

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Pardon me as I enter my ATLA phase…

#this is the coolest shit i've ever seen #atla

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My cemetery’s in Key Biscayne. It’s one of the prettiest in the world. The sky is blue, palm trees, rolling hills. The one is Los Copa’s really sh*t. [sigh] What a pain in the ass you are. And it’s true: you’re not young, you’re not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I’m still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh. Robin Williams and Nathan Lane as Armand and Albert in The Birdcage (1996) dir. Mike Nichols

#watched this for the first time recently and it was lovely #the birdcage

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It’s so fun that for the low, low price of 5.99 a month I can watch a man’s soul die in real time.

#oh goose egg we're really in it now #dropout

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saw this on twitter and wanted to save it here

#hm

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her: you better not be a bug in a rug when i get there

my snug ass:

#me & my wife #she's the bug in a rug

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adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out

#but watch out!

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Developing something called the "gloves and bathroom model of intimacy", which states that if you are doing something involving another person, gloves, and a bathroom, you have reached a new level of intimacy in your narrative

#oh my god i feel so called out actually

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Birds of Prey covers by Phil Noto

#phil noto art my beloved #birds of prey