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🌴Sound On! Drinkin’ Flamingo Edit by @neontalk More clips at instagram.com/neontalk and 80’s store neontalk.com 🎞@thegrayhome 🎵Michael Sembello – Maniac

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“stardew valley is so relaxing” i am struggling to make ends meet. yesterday i was swarmed by bugs and passed out and the resident homeless guy found me, dragged me back to my home, and stole half of what was in my backpack. the day before that the only doctor in town found me passed out in my OWN FUCKING HOUSE TWO FEET FROM MY BED and still billed me 200g in medical bills. i watered one plant and have become incredibly fatigued. the mayor i met 2 days ago just asked me to fetch his boxers from the animal farmer he’s having an affair with instead of getting them his damn self. i have never been more stressed in my life.

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hastily slapped this together in a few seconds

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reblog only if you’ve received less than 1000 boops! we can all get each other to “max”

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Reblog if you are okay with people giving you lots of boops!

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APPARENTLY YOU CAN BOOP YOURSELF AND IT COUNTS??

#boop o meter #boop #april fools

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Did I uh, meme right?

#boop #boop o meter #april fool's day #april fools

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dr harvey a real one 🙏 gave that old man he hardies back

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inflation hitting hard in the valley

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Me posting on tumblr:

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WHAT DO YOU MEAN GIRL DICK?

Oh I get it, you say boy pussy and no one bats an eye but you say girl dick and everyone loses their mind 😒🙄 I am in my own personal hell

#Tumblr #Asks #funny

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People who unironically use Tumblr to document serious things like their life and their business is an insane concept to me, like what do you mean you don't just pop into the void every now and then and post shit like "boy pussy or girl dick?" And then just disappear?

#Tumblr #funny

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kafka

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…feEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN NO ONE ELSE CAN FEEL FOR YOU ONLY YOU CAN LET IT IN

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part of my 48 part series "Fixin it With Soos: World Wide Win-ternet Edition"

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God gives his toughest battles to his bravest soldiers

acid reflux is caused by evil spirits trying to deprive you of energy by making it painful to consume essential foods such as burger and coca cola. you must push through the pain or you'll never be strong enough to defeat them