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ah yes they call me “No Queue” Jones because I post everything I reblog at once with no breaks in between and then vanish into the night for extended periods of inactivity

#weird confession but the idea of running a queue gives me the heebie jeebies #why would I want to let my blog act unattended?! just let it operate autonomously like some temporary ghost of myself?!? #what if it does something weird!!! and I don't notice until hours later!! #too uncertain for me. far too scary. much prefer vanishing for months #with only an occasional poll reblog #rebog

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#my childhood stuffed animal was a fucking. abstract version of the rabbit/duck optical illusion #it was a white limbless bean-shaped thing with a snout and beady black eyes #it's also an Alaskan sports mascot I think???????? it (the plush) is called Nordy also. idk. #poll participation #rebog

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Reblog for a larger sample size, if possible.

#I WEAR CLOAKS IN REAL LIFE #IT'S GREAT #YOU GET TO HAVE A BLANKET AROUND YOUR SHOULDERS THAT DOESN'T FALL OFF AND LOOKS COOL AS SHIT !!!! #THEY'RE GENUINELY REALLY USEFUL DURING FALL / EARLY WINTER #GET CLOAKS. I NEED CLOAKS TO MAKE A COMEBACK #poll participation #rebog

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#something else: multiple things! #I have a (somewhat textually supported) headcanon that their spears are a noodlefly needle-esque organ #which gets coated in natural cement (like the kind barnacles produce) as it's pulled out #the cement covering is discarded but the noodlefly needle is actually reeled back through a mucus tube #my evidence comes from survivor-era Moon. when you give her a spearmaster spear via jolly co-op #she calls it something along the lines of a ''calcified object with a hollowed narrow interior'' #ALSO that a dev-log stated spearmaster's spear producing was inspired by noodleflies. thats a less reliable source though #ywah #rain world #poll participation #rebog

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I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

#actually wait can we lean into the clinical #guards. remove and document every organ in this man's body #I want them unfurled like an anatomical diagram. I need to be able to identify and name every piece #no secrets shall remain when I'm done with them #<- not horny just really into analysis. and insane #rebog

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reblog to pet prev

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reblog to pet prev

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reblog to pet prev

#hi faux #gif #rebog

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huge news everyone!!!!!! baby!!!!!

#BABY????!?!? #BABY ANIMAL???????? #oh girl you are So. this animal is too much #just born and already doing so much!!! (writhing) #gosh!!! #video #rebog

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#Next time I start catastrophizing these are gonna rapidfire flash in my mind. one after the other #gif #rebog

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#M MMEE WITH SPACE ENGINEERS #my beloved game that eats CPU for breakfast #and nobody else knows or cares about #rebog

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Personally I think they're staticky, gelatinous, and flavorless

Please reblog for sample size I saw this post, someone asked if the texture was egg, and now I'm really curious

#chose staticky/egg-like/flavored #but for more elaboration: ok so imagine the sharp electric feeling of licking a battery #now imagine that combined with like. if you filled a ton of tiny latex tubes with partially cooked egg #and a metal rod in the center to cut your mouth on #alright? now that's all wrapped in a thick and rubbery shell which tastes like nail polish remover #slugcats love it! #rain world #poll participation #rebog

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#suits them well #Hornet is pretty much the hollow knight version of a cat dragon methinks #poll participation #rebog

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#we're making the world's first sentient museum #what's it a museum for? well haha let's just say .......... #something beautiful #rain world #poll participation #rebog

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#bug remover but they're going into my house instead #I want more silverfish in here frankly. They liven up the place. they're my dead skin detritus eaters #poll participation #rebog

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VIOLENCIA

#hmm... yup! this is a current mood! #GRTAGSHAGGAAAUUUUGHDHFHTGHHHHGHHRRRRRR #GARRGRRAUUGHFHAHAAARRRRAAAARRRGGHHFFAAAAAA #GRRRHHF GGRRHFFG FGFGFRGGGAUGGHG #AAAAAARRRRRFFGUUGGHHFFRRRRRRRRRRAAAAA #okay all done! 😁 #gif #flashing #rebog

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#DEFINITELY NOT #I cannot reasonably recommend anybody fucking. Space Engineers. without knowing their preferences first #like ''hey come play this wildly CPU taxing lego game with me. Yeah the mechanics are really complex to learn'' #''no there isn't a storyline or campaign. You simply motivate yourself to build things ok? It takes hours to get anywhere in survival btw'' #Rain World is better but that game's still.. not widely appealing gameplay-wise #poll participation #rebog