i think a really big corkboard, several skeins of red string, and a whiteboard with many different colored markers would fix me
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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.
But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.
And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.
And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.
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My durge in baldurs gate 3. Goofy silly dragonborn bard who's also a maniac and loves his goth gf.
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if evil, why pretty shaped?
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it’s been an honor making the notifs page unusable with you all
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my secret is that i write fanfics about all of my tavs and have just never known how to link to them on this blog
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dragon boop
drew malas with @tadpole-apocalypse's oc oxus!! i like dragonborns
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Hello thank you for feeding us very good Chosen Three (four?) content, I'm eating very yummy yummy today
EHEEE i love asks thank you please eat well
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durge as a feral cat is one of my favorite things
im actually! dead now! this took me AGES
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not my usual stuff but look at my oc. his name is chai and this is him as a kid and AHHH hes on my mind 4ever
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New run with the original Durge romancing Gale because I love them your honour
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ketheric is wondering if the immortality is actually worth dealing with these two freaks
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just enjoy dressing him up. older doodle
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me when i just want to draw bg3 all day everyday but remember i have shit to do. i haven’t posted any comics in a bit because i have to animate a fucking music video for class-
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