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#Things a tiger likes #The Hellcat #3 queue 1; just a silly man and his gun

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Chris Pavone, The Expats

#Things a tiger likes #Ohhhh yes #3 queue 1; just a silly man and his gun

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#Sexual Sunday is upon us! #Maybe I'll do some replies or headcanons or something too

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Toothpaste Kisses - The Maccabees

#Things a tiger listens to #I can imagine him singing this absentmindedly around his flat #Picking up the paper in the morning #Going out for a smoke #This is a good one

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#//sobs #i want to start a new rp so badly #a piratelock rp where sebastian's ship is named Kali's Kitten and i justttttt #//farting noises #//falls to the ground #//rolls around #//rolls out the door #//rolls into the street #//rolls through traffic and into the sunset

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#Things a tiger likes #3 queue 1; just a silly man and his gun

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[text] It's your nose. It attracts me in ways no other nose can. Seriously though, if I can do it, anyone can. Wouldn't want a masked villain to break in, realise you're too ugly to kill and shave your hair off instead, would we?

[text] Ain't nothing too ugly to kill, lass. I mean, think about this logically. How many times have people wanted to kill you? SM

[text] That, my dear, is what we call common sense. Though, if you're so insistent, and so horribly concerned for my safety, I'll look into a locksmith. SM

#iamlilith #oh my god i'm sorry this took so long i have no excuse i'm just lame

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#scREAMS #OH MY GODDAS;LKFNE #NSFW #? #I doN'T KNOW BUT JESUS WHAT A THING TO WAKE UP TO

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#Things Sebastian likes #NSFW #3 queue 1; just a silly man and his gun

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#Things a tiger likes #3 queue 1; just a silly man and his gun

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[shrugs] just a picture.

Why's that?

Wankin' material for later?

#i wish i had the decency to be sorry for the things he says at this point #pointclickzoom

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#scREAMS IN PAIN AND DROWNS IN TEARS #heartburn + headache = nO #also um so i said replies but then didn't do them oops sorry //shot

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Headcanon (06)

Sebastian has two sisters (The Hound of the D'Urbervilles), both of which he spectacularly dislikes, and makes a point not to associate with. Both his elder, both obnoxiously religious, and both excruciatingly unattractive, Eleanor (41) and Edith (37) Moran are his only siblings, and it's a rather good thing, too, for avoiding just two of them is hard enough.

While his mother birthed only the three of them, Sir Augustus Moran helped with the birthing of quite a few children--though nothing purposefully. There were several claims of rape spreading round, all denied. Nothing was set in stone, and before official charges were made, the old bastard died. Not that Sebastian particularly cared to know.

#wow i've only written six of these #the more you know about a tiger #Sebastian Moran #i have so many more ideas to write down jeez

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Do you enjoy poetry? There was a Colonel named Sebastian Moran - And he happened to be the best shot in the land. - His mighty dick - Was inches thick - And best to be grasped with both hands.

Words of true wisdom, mate.

#oh my god he loves this so much #bitty is this u #anonymous #Sebastian Moran #NSFW

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16 Villian Archetypes

The TYRANT: the bullying despot, he wants power at any price. He ruthlessly conquers all he surveys, crushing his enemies beneath his feet. People are but pawns to him, and he holds all the power pieces. Hesitate before getting in this man’s way – he’ll think nothing of destroying you. The BASTARD: the dispossessed son, he burns with resentment. He can’t have what he wants, so he lashes out to hurt those around him. His deeds are often for effect – he wants to provoke action in others. He proudly announces his rebellious dealings. Don’t be fooled by his boyish demeanor – he’s a bundle of hate. The DEVIL: the charming fiend, he gives people what he thinks they deserve. Charisma allows him to lure his victims to their own destruction. His ability to discover the moral weaknesses in others serves him well. Close your ears to his cajolery – he’ll tempt you to disaster. The TRAITOR: the double agent, he betrays those who trust him most. No one suspects the evil that lurks in his heart. Despite supportive smiles and sympathetic ears, he plots the destruction of his friends. Never turn your back on him — he means you harm. The OUTCAST: the lonely outsider, he wants desperately to belong. Tortured and unforgiving, he has been set off from others, and usually for good cause. He craves redemption, but is willing to gain it by sacrificing others. Waste no sympathy on him - he’ll have none for you. The EVIL GENIUS: the malevolent mastermind, he loves to show off his superior intelligence. Intellectual inferiors are contemptible to him and that includes just about everyone. Elaborate puzzles and experiments are his trademark. Don’t let him pull your strings – the game is always rigged in his favor. The SADIST: the savage predator, he enjoys cruelty for its own sake. Violence and psychological brutality are games to this man; and he plays those games with daring and skill. Run, don’t walk, away from this man – he’ll tear out your heart, and laugh while doing it. The TERRORIST: the dark knight, he serves a warped code of honor. Self-righteous, he believes in his own virtue, and judges all around him by a strict set of laws. The end will always justify his nefarious means, and no conventional morality will give him pause. Don’t try to appeal to his sense of justice – his does not resemble yours. The BITCH: the abusive autocrat, she lies, cheats, and steals her way to the top. Her climb to success has left many a heel mark on the backs of others. She doesn’t care about the peons around her – only the achievement of her dreams matters. Forget expecting a helping hand from her – she doesn’t help anyone but herself. The BLACK WIDOW: the beguiling siren, she lures victims into her web. She goes after anyone who has something she wants, and she wants a lot. But she does her best to make the victim want to be deceived. An expert at seduction of every variety, she uses her charms to get her way. Don’t be fooled by her claims of love – it’s all a lie. The BACKSTABBER: the two-faced friend, she delights in duping the unsuspecting. Her sympathetic smiles enable her to learn her victims’ secrets, which she then uses to feather her nest. Her seemingly helpful advice is just the thing to hinder. Put no faith in her – she’ll betray you every time. The LUNATIC: the unbalanced madwoman, she draws others into her crazy environment. The drum to which she marches misses many a beat, but to her, it is the rest of the world that is out of step. Don’t even try to understand her logic – she is unfathomable. The PARASITE: the poisonous vine, she collaborates for her own comfort. She goes along with any atrocity, so long as her own security is assured. She sees herself as a victim who had no choice, and blames others for her crimes. Expect no mercy from her – she won’t lift a finger to save anyone but herself. The SCHEMER: the lethal plotter, she devises the ruin of others. Like a cat with a mouse, she plays with lives. Elaborate plans, intricate schemes; nothing pleases her more than to trap the unwary. Watch out for her complex designs – she means you no good. The FANATIC: the uncompromising extremist, she does wrong in the name of good. She justifies hers action by her intent, and merely shrugs her shoulders at collateral damage. Anyone not an ally is an enemy, and therefore, fair game. Give up any hope of showing her the error of her ways – she firmly believes you are wrong, wrong, wrong. The MATRIARCH: the motherly oppressor, she smothers her loved ones. She knows what’s best and will do all in her power to controls the lives of those who surround her – all for their own good. A classic enabler, she sees no fault with her darlings, unless they don’t follow her dictates. Don’t be lured into her family nest – you’ll never get out alive.

#Things /Emily/ likes #Things a tiger likes #We both write and while he writes more factual things we enjoy character development #3 queue 1; just a silly man and his gun

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I, uh... How...?

#anna u little shit #i'd tell you what emotional breakdown he was going through #but i don't want to strip him of his pride #;n; my b'by no #the more you know about a tiger

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I, uh... [He clears his throat] I think James'd be delighted if I was suddenly unable to speak, actually.

#aNNA IS THIS U IS IT DAMMIT #You've almost got him I'm serious #Oh my goD PLEASE KEEP GOING //sobbing #Anonymous #or Anna #Whichever one