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the fact that walls get dusty is ridiculous. you're vertical. act like it.

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hi. i made some images.

feel free to take them and use for whatever you may need them for. no credit required

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mm fulled of eggs

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jesus no

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shout out to “gross” disabled people.

people who can’t shower/bathe people who can’t shave people who can’t wash their clothes people who need help going to the bathroom people who have nasty habits (biting nails, picking nose, etc) people who can’t brush their teeth people who can’t go to the doctor people who can’t clean their room people who can’t make their beds people who vomit a lot people who wet the bed people who constantly have diarrhea people who’s physical deformities are seen as repulsive

and every other kind of person I missed that deserves to be here too.

you are people, first and foremost. your thoughts deserve to be heard, discussed, acknowledged, no matter what. you are not lesser. you are just another person. you should never be ignored for what you can/can’t do. you deserve care.

to abled people: check yourself. make sure you listen. and you can reblog, just don’t derail. maybe don’t add on, either.

#more people need to listen to this #dedicated to younger me who went days without brushing my teeth because it was too overwhelming of a task #disabled #disability #disabilities #disabled life #disabled positivity #disabled posting #disabled pride

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the funniest character headcanons are feral, homophobic and tax evader i dont accept constructive criticism and you cant change my mind

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podcast character body pillow

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will wood and his evil twin won't wouldn't and their neutral triplet might could

#will wood #yeah i'll post that

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[guy who likes to help everyone always but is also suicidal and some sort of pervert voice] no yeah you can drink my blood. It’s fine

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this grave keeper edible aint shit

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There was a new LGBT+ acronym, and it was twig etc. (it had to be in lowercase for some reason). It stood for trans, Welsh, intersex, and gay. Everyone else was etc. It was very controversial.

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You know what really fucking Annoys Me about internet censorship is stuff like swear words being heavily censored because that's entirely an American cultural hangup being forced on the rest of us. I don't know a single country where swearing is as taboo as it is in America. In fact most languages have swear words that would have the same effect on an American as giving a Victorian chimney sweep a pepsi max cherry.

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Jesus christ, I wish to just one day be this pinnacle of wit, horniness, and sacrilege.

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what studying literature feels like

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If Hannibal tried to gaslight me I wouldn't even care, he canonically knows his way around a prostate, whatever you say gorgeous

#like who am i to question his methods i’m spreading my cheeks #hannibal #hannigram #nbc hannibal #murder husbands