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women who throw botox parties are so far removed from being human beings in any way i can possibly biologically recognize that i legitimately view them the same way you’d view one of those remote chimpanzee civilizations in the jungles of the congo that primatologists study

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someone said we had more fun in childhood because we didnt have any past memories to linger on and it has stuck with me ever since

#oh that really is it huh #the constant replaying of memories where ive messed up in some way didnt start until my tweens #and thats around when i got real bad

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https://www.thedailybeast.com/israeli-diplomat-ofir-gendelman-busted-spreading-disinfo-about-palestinians-amid-gaza-war

#links #palestine

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randomly thinking about that huge mosaic floor that that family in Gaza unearthed in their backyard last year, no idea if they're safe, no idea how their home or that incredible archeological discovery has fared, maybe the IDF excavated it and moved it to one of their shitty museums, no fucking clue

#i dont feel right comparing any jewish people to nazis #but #this really reminds me of that one huge nazi 'archaeology' project that was funded because they were searching for like #evidence that there had been an ancient 'aryan race' that was actually behind the first human civilizations or something #the way that psuedoarchaeology is being used to strengthen nationalistic propaganda damaging important archaeological sites in the process #because of the single minded focus on the psuedoscientific nationalistic goal #links

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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guy with a degradation kink x guy who just hates him

#sure

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A couple years ago, I was staying with a friend for New Year’s and we’d decided to drive down to this adorable strip of locally-owned small business shops and check them out. The bakery was particularly crowded and since I wasn’t planning to buy anything, I waited outside. It’d been snowing, and since moving I’d picked up a “Californian-experiences-true-midwest-winter-for-the-first-time” habit of making at least one (1) tiny snowman every opportunity I get

so I built a little snowman on one of the small tables on this strip. 

after about three minutes of cramming ice together, I hear, “Do you want espresso beans for the eyes?” and I turn around and there’s this gal leaning precariously far out the window of her coffee shop, surrounded by her coworkers, holding out her hand and said espresso beans.

I think of those strangers often. just the thought of them all looking out the window to see this random stranger on the corner in the snow building a tiny snowman and deciding to join in, make it special for no other reason than that they wanted to. people are so, so precious and I’m never going to forget that moment.

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#me with whats supposed to be domesticated ducks😔 #birds #even the one i handraised the first day disowned me soon as it became part of the group

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#how did so many ppl vote 35 thats high enough to like immediately kill you

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when someone reblogs your post like #sfw #not yugioh #☆*:.｡. queue wanna know how i got these scars? .｡.:*☆ #things to show jakey #OP: lakevida #text post #april 29 2024 and it's like i don't want to be stored in this archive it seems creepy and or wet in here

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you're going about your normal day when, suddenly, surprise! you've been pokémon mystery dungeon'd!

unfortunately, due to budget cuts, the pokémon assigning quiz has been canceled. instead, you must spin THE WHEEL, assigning you a random, unevolved, non-legendary and non-mythical pokémon. you must now go on some sort of world-saving adventure as this pokémon. good luck!

tell me in the tags what you rolled, and how you feel about it - for bonus points, you can spin the wheel again for (or just take your pick of) a pokémon to be your partner.

bonus rules:

you're not shiny unless the wheel tells you you're shiny

take your pick of regional forms and evolutions (for example, if you roll vulpix, it's up to you whether that means normal or alolan vulpix)

apply whatever logic you like with regards to gender

have fun and be yourself!

#rattata w a dratini partner.. #pokémon #links

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meanest person you've ever met: i'm so sick of being nice

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The thing about the r slur is that people who are using it again are indeed using it as a slur. This isn't a word that is being reclaimed. This is a word that is once again being used 100% as a slur. You're being a bigot if you're using it against others. Straight up. There isn't another argument to be made. Knock it tf off.

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just asked my professor if he wants to feature on a song LMFAO

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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains

#i need to go “wow thanks for showing me roblox skibidi toilet battle royale” i couldnt in the moment cause i was close to a shutdown #but i need to next time #its so hard

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this constant discrimination against us sex-havers needs to stop. you throw condoms at me and go "hey wetdick!" "bet you got some today wetdick!" "don't leave it in there too long it'll get pruned!" am i not a human being. if you cut me do i not bleed

#no.

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canonically what happens if you refuse to move on to the next test

(Audio from “I’m a prefect”)

#portal