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This is an Indie Multiship/Verse blog for Sans from Undertale. Please read the Rules page for more information. Mun is underage and any art on his blog is not mine unless stated!]
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Harsh words sentence starters || Send one for my muse’s reaction
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"You’re embarrassing!“
“You act like a fucking child.”
"Sometimes I can’t remember why I ever loved you in the first place.“
"What did I tell you about trying to hold my hand in public?”
"I don’t want people to know that I’m dating you!“
"You’re pathetic…”
"You make me sad. Just looking at you…“
"I can’t be around you anymore.”
"You’re not worth it.“
"You’re nothing. Not to me. Not to anyone.”
"Stop looking at me like that…like you’re expecting me to care. You should know better by now.“ “You’re useless.”
"Loving you was the most idiotic thing I’ve ever done.“
"Pretending to love you was excruciating.”
"You thought I could really love someone like you?“
"I’m just…getting tired of you.”
"I have to get out. You’re ruining my life.“
"I used to dream about you but now you’re the star of my nightmares.”
"You’re a disappointment.“
"I tried to love you..I really did.”
"You’ll never be anything to me.“
"I wished you realized how much I’ve grown to loathe you.”
"You’re so ignorant.“
"You look ridiculous!”
"I’m not going out with you in public looking like that.”
"Every one makes fun of you.“
"You make me look bad.”
"You’re a waste of time.“
“I’m not yours anymore!”
"It’s not [her/him]! It’s anyone! I could love anyone more than I love you.“
"You don’t deserve me.”
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Starter Call
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30 Uncommon Character Development Questions ( send me a number )
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RP starters: Miscellaneous angst
content warning: suicidal thoughts.
“I shouldn’t have left you.”
“I’m here for you.”
“I’ll kill that son of a bitch who did this to you.”
“Please let me help you.”
“Oh my god, are you okay?”
“Don’t you dare to leave me, not now.”
“You didn’t deserve any of this.”
“Please tell me this is a nightmare.”
“Shh, it’s okay.. you’re safe now.”
“Why are you crying?”
“I can’t believe I did this to you.”
“I won’t let anyone hurt you again.”
“I don’t want you to die.”
“Talk to me.”
“I fucked up, alright? I’m sorry.”
“Where were you? I was so worried!”
“Stop saying you’re fine when you’re obviously not.”
“Seeing you like this hurts me.”
“I don’t want to live anymore.”
“Can you please just.. go away?”
“I’m worthless.”
“I’m sorry, please don’t be mad at me.”
“I’m going to die.”
“It’s nothing, I swear.”
“I don’t want to talk about it so just drop it.”
“Please don’t leave me alone.”
“Nobody would care if I’d just.. disappear.”
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Small brother has a sad.
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[Just to point out that this is my Grillby side-blog!]
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Send @_@ to have my Muse enter a state of pure rage.
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Send “Upsy Daisy” for my muse’s reaction to being carried bridal style by yours
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Send me ‘Kiss Kiss’ + a URL, and my muse will kiss theirs.
For bonus points, specify a type of kiss.
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Send me a ❄...
And I’ll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut!
(1-168) mix of angst, crack, random, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!
Keep reading
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'i'm not okay (i promise)' starters.
❝ well if you wanted honesty, that's all you had to say. ❞
❝ i never wanna let you down or have you go. ❞
❝ it's better off this way. ❞
❝ remember when you broke your foot from jumping out the second floor? ❞
❝ i'm not okay. ❞
❝ you wear me out. ❞
❝ what will it take to show you that it's not the life it seems? ❞
❝ i've told you time and time again. ❞
❝ i held you close as we both shook. ❞
❝ for the last time, take a good hard look. ❞
❝ forget about the dirty looks, the photographs your boyfriend took. ❞
❝ you said you read me like a book, but the pages are all torn and frayed. ❞
❝ i'm okay, now. ❞
❝ but you really need to listen to me. ❞
❝ i'm telling you the truth. ❞
❝ i mean this, i'm okay. ❞
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[This is my blog for my Virus!Grillby who, after a reset, became a maniacal Error who travels across Timelines and ruins everything for everyone inhabiting them. Approach with caution.]
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When I wasn’t keeping an eye out I hit 5K+ followers! I think that’s worth a giveaway, don’t you?
Same as previous times, you’re entering to win a custom doll made by me!
How do you enter?
Reblog this post! Sorry, likes won’t count here, but…
You don’t have to follow me, but all followers get an extra entry!
Consider reblogging my commission post! Winners who can prove they previously reblogged my commission info when I contact them will be eligible for a little extra something! ;) Plus it really helps me and makes me feel all fuzzy inside.
5000 followers means a little extra something this time!
If this post reaches 5000 notes I’ll upgrade the winner’s doll to a more detailed 12″ one! (unless they want a chibi!)
So let’s see how far we can go!
This giveaway will end August 1st 2016!
You’ve all been amazing, thank you so much everyone! <3
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“nothing” starters
“I owe everybody nothing.”
”Nothing’s more painful than ______.”
“Nothing’s quite left me this sore.”
“I was left with nothing.”
“You know nothing!”
“You’ve given me nothing but a massive headache.”
“It’s nothing. Drop it.”
“I have nothing to show.”
“You’re nothing but a _____.”
“I have nothing to say.”
“Nothing really matters.”
”Nothing ever stays the same.”
”There’s nothing left to fight for.”
”Regret will do nothing.”
”Nothing lasts forever.”
”There’s nothing left worth saying.”
”You’re nothing to me.”
”They’re nothing to me.”
”I have nothing left.”
”Nothing’s wrong.”
“Are you sure nothing happened?”
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Send me ‘💀’ to have my muse tied up and completely at your muse’s mercy
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Send “Shove” to pin my muse against a wall.
Send “Pinned” for my muse to pin your muse against a wall.
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