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boun-nostra · 6 years
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holly O bamble O attn: pincer
In the absolute asshole that was hindsight, Bams mused to herself as she gave three extremely light taps on the door to Pincer’s room that was through their shared bathroom, it probably really would have been easier to go to his actual bedroom door first. Rather than spend ten minutes or so doing what she’d done, which was lugging all of the cleaning supplies she was actually able to keep hold of right through her room and into their shared bathroom, muttering ‘oh, shut up’ to a curious octopus watching her every more, and promptly dumping everything on a nearby shitty counter to knock on the door to Pincer’s room in there instead. Which was probably a rather surreal thing to experience, now that she thought about it, even if Pincer was aware of the fact that her room joined onto his. 
Great. So she was off a flying start with all this, then. It had seemed all like her own original great idea at the time, but. Here she was. Super. 
The dull thought was enough to prompt Bams to call through the door under the fantastic assumption that Pincer was in fact currently in, though her usual monotone betrayed nothing of how much she was feeling like an idiot right about now.
“Hey. Pin. I’m not, like, just saying stay out the bathroom or anything. Open up. I’ve got some stuff you need to see. Which I dumped in here, because I fucked up the route I probably should have taken really badly. How anyone let me develop robot’s paths, I have no idea.”
With that inspiring speech out of the way, Bams stepped back and picked up one of the dusting rags she’d swiped from the basement, holding it jauntily just in time for when Pincer did actually open the door with a bit of a tired smirk.
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“There you are. Surprise. I got inspired to do something incredibly mundane and found a bunch of cleaning supplies just languishing downstairs. Thought I’d be a good roommate and see if you’ll help with the bathroom, under the guise of offering you some to clean up your own room with. Also Pags nearly stabbed me over these things, so they kinda feel hard won now. What do you say.” 
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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Although it pains him to spend it so soon, Cass goes for three five-coin gacha rolls. Big money, no whammies.
Green Makeup Kit
A fairly typical looking black make-up bag, though unzipping it reveals everything inside is… nearly the same dark shade of green. There’s a green lipstick, some green eyeshadow, green eyeliner… thankfully it draws the line at any kind of blusher, because that just seems like a sure-fire way of looking sickly. 
Cruelty Free, Vegan Bathroom Set
Including such essentials as shampoo, conditioner, body soap, toothpaste, and more, this set guarantees to be not tested on animals or including any animal products. Cool! Probably super expensive.
Bottle of Vitamin B-12 Pills
This bottle is only big enough to fit about 50 pills of said vitamins. These are good to keep up your energy levels at a stable rate, if you are feeling slightly exhausted. Each pill contains about 100 mcg of vitamin B-12.
…And in total, seems you got four coins back!
…No whammies indeed.
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Fox and Hound | Chapter 2 [Closed: Obama]
Even Pagliacci can admit that the basement is kind of gross. Though, he can't honestly say that he's not bothered by it. Earlier, the treasure hunter had scared, or at least startled, someone down there. It was the perfect place for such a prank! It's a new area, one that people have been quite accustomed to yet. The atmosphere also lends itself to the spook factor.
So when Pagliacci was starting to get bored once again, he made his way to the elevator and hopped off on the lower level. He quickly peeked into all the rooms, nooks, and crannies to see if anyone was already down there. Luckily, it's vacated. That means he's got the whole place to himself undisturbed.
Armed with a knife from the kitchen, he stands in the janitorial closet. He's standing just behind the door, so whoever opens it would be greeted with a face full of Pags. While he might start to get bored, he's blessed with the sound of the elevator. Someone had just come down.
Wanting to speed things up, Pagliacci makes light scratching noises against the wall.
Once the door opens up--
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He shouts, "Ooeee! I am the ghost of Nickel, who has not booty, come to exact vengeance!" Pags flashes the knife and jerks his hand. "Die!"
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can dolly find any mice in the hotel this is extremely important
…There are definitely some in the basement, but most of the mice in the hotel area can be found outside!  That or the warm locations in the hotel, like the fireplace room….
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Buried Treasure | [Closed: Mongrel]
The day after the trial to uncover the truth behind Nickel--Claire's?-- murder, Pagliacci remembered there was a place he specifically wanted to spend more time at. He'd run across it during investigation, but he didn't have enough time to play around there as he would have preferred. Now, there's nothing stopping him.
The treasure hunter makes his way outside and into the graveyard. This place... it was beautiful. The dead, the stories untold, the possible treasure that could be found... even the iron-wrought fence seemed to be inviting him, daring him to come uncover what history wants to conceal.
As Pagliacci walks among the gravestones, he makes sure to look and read anything engraved into them, which seemed to be nothing. So he spent most of his time looking at the ground in front of them.
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"Laaaaaame! What's the John Dory? C'mon treasure! Speak to me!"
Pagliacci has now resorted from putting his ear up against the gravestones, as if they would whisper something to him. Rows and rows of graves not yet filled... was this what not giving up looked like? Talking to objects?
Unfortunately for a certain someone, he spots them and waves them over.
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"Hey Mongrel! Come help me out! I could use someone with your skills~!"
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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Pagliacci puts in five coins! Let's see what he gets!
A Collection of Fucking Rocks 
    …It’s… a… fucking… huge… box… of rocks.Big ones.Small ones.Some as big as your head.Some of them look like fool’s gold, some take the look of crystals.  Some weigh over twenty pounds a piece.  One has a bit of some kind of fossil in it, while others have shark teeth strewn over them.The box is labeled “SUPER COOL ROCKS!!”A… statement… probably from a divorce… is placed at the bottom of the ‘super cool rock’ box.  It estimates the total value of these rocks to be… $3USD.
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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Troy's going to do three pulls with five coins each!
Fedora
A dark maroon coloured, low, soft felt hat with a curled brim and the crown creased lengthwise. How stylish, yes?
Pretentious Robotics Hoodie
A medium sized white hoodie, bearing no designs aside from the message ‘It’s a ROBOT thing, you wouldn’t understand’ printed on the front in large block letters. For extra effect, wear and explain all your jokes immediately afterwards to sound smart.
Men’s Yukata
A large men’s yukata in a simple, but contemporary looking design made up of alternating deep purple and soft teal triangles. It seems somewhat luxurious…
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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times gonna use five (5) coins for the Guaranteed Pull
Pocket Watch
Strung on a fine gold chain, this beauty is inlaid with a giant ruby. It would seem worth a pretty penny, if not for looking pretty dull and banged up upon closer inspection.
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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the rate for paw crocs is at 00.00% but val inserts 5 coins into the machine anyway !!
Antique Vampire Hunting Box
Everything you could ever need to kill an innocent (or not-so-innocent) vampire! Well, as long as you were going off of old Dracula movies. There’s a stake here, probably hawthorne, and a hammer to drive it in with. Crosses, bibles, “holy water,” candles… oh, sweet, a pistol! What’s better, it looks like it actually works!
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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Amazingly, Caesar has never tried the capsule machine before. I forgot how many coins he has but im sure he has enough for at least one roll of 5 and one roll of 4. which he does.
Oil lantern
No need to worry about burning the candle on both ends with this bad boy. Ahahaha. Just kidding. Now you can happily stay awake until sunrise!
…And two coins return!
Rice Cooker
It appears to be a rice cooker! Although a little out of place with the entire aesthetic of the setting – it seems to be a white rice cooker with red accents, orange buttons in the front that seem to be words like “heat” and other words you’d typically see with a rice cooker. Upon closer inspection, it seems to be of one of the Korean models—the good shit, for a lack of better terms.If one were to plug it in and start it up, you’re met with a peppy greeting from… the rice cooker, with a bunch of harmonic beeps right after. …That voice seems really familiar. Too familiar. It almost sounds just like a certain dispatcher save for the higher pitch—but perhaps that was just a matter of coincidence! He wouldn’t go ahead and voice act for a rice cooker, right?(…Right?)Aside from that, it seems to be functional at least! Thank god for that. Now all you need now is some rice, or really, something to cook in it!
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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can qua do one more guaranteed pull i love gambling
You slot your chips in the giant capsule machine and crank the dial and...
A capsule pops out!
Soft Blanket
Tiny and warm, it’s a lilac blanket! Most likely a nursing blanket, due to how small it is. There are a ton of rips in it… claw marks?
...That's it, what, were you expecting something else?
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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oh what the hell mongor have 5 coins after gettin 2 back so shes gonna do one more set of 5
You slot your chips in the giant capsule machine and crank the dial and...
A capsule pops out!
Kindle
For the person who wants to read a lot without having to carry a lot of books! This Kindle, however, seems to be loaded with… Only animal-themed books, including actual, literal textbooks.
The machine shifts for a second and... lucky! Another capsule appears!
Febreze for MEN
Febreze for MEN instantly eliminates odors while freshening the air with a rough yet cool musk. So when something stinky gets in your way, reach for MEN’S febreeze to knock it out on the spot. Spray the air in a sweeping motion throughout the entire room to clear odors away, from everyday pet and bathroom smells to stubborn smoke and leftover cooking odors. 
...Okay?
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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Bams figures she has no use for all this and dunks three sets of five chips into the machine. jeez
You slot your chips in the giant capsule machine and crank the dial and...
3 (THREE) capsules pop out!
An Actual Fucking Octopus
Complete with a tank and tons of food. There’s a name tag on the outside of the tank: “Hello! My Name Is: CALLIOPE”.
Steinway
Yep. That’s right. An entire goddamn Steinway grand piano plus chair. Make sure you have some room before you let this $100,000 baby fly.
Fidget Cube
A small black cube which has each side boasting a different small toy to mess with in your hands, from a rotatable dial to a switch to click. Perfect if you can’t keep your hands still for any length of time.
Taking them out you see... two additional chips! Nice!
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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loyal shoves [two sets of five coins] into the machines!!
You slot your chips in the giant capsule machine and crank the dial and...
Two capsules pop out!
Heelies
They’re still in, despite people saying that the company went bankrupt. It didn’t. There are multiple colors you can order online, ranging from red, to blue, to yellow… although, these seem to be completely black with bright pink highlights decorating it. The bottom of the heelys are this color as well, with the wheels being black to match the color scheme.
Bearded Dragon in a Box
A huge enclosure for a bearded dragon, complete with a bearded dragon! It’s small, so it’s probably young (even cuter!). Please take good care of her!
Taking them out you see... two additional chips! Nice!
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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Pincer puts in two sets of 5 coins and one set of 2.
You slot your chips in the giant capsule machine and crank the dial and…
Three capsules pop out!
The labels read:
Bath Set
It seems to be a little pink basket of containers that hold things such as shampoo, bath salts, and things of that nature. If it belongs in taking care of one’s cleanliness then it’s probably there. It’s the perfect gift for someone who likes to relax in the bath after a stressful day.
Glass Teapot with Stainless Steel Infuser
You now possess a rather stylish teapot. Its built-in infuser makes it ideal for loose-leaf tea. And due to its ultra-clear glass body, you can watch your tea change color until it’s steeped exactly according to your desires.
Hot Plate Grill
A much smaller version to the ones chefs use in their kitchens, and far more portable. Want to make some burgers? Pancakes? A nice steak? How about some yakisoba and fried veggies? The possibilities are endless!
Taking them out you see… two additional chips! Nice!
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boun-nostra · 6 years
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two sets of five pleas and thank u!!
Novelty “How to Train Your Dragon” Pendant
This was probably given out at some kind of promotion. The front shows that it was for the sequel, and the back has a dragon head design on it.
Cooking Torch
A small sci-fi looking gizmo that sets stuff on fire. Ignite responsibly.
…And it seems you some coins back! Four, to be exact!
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mongo bongo three sets of five cointatas
Jugemu Script
A script for the rakugo story Jugemu. Opening it yields a lot of scribbles, most of which are illegible. What appears to be a bear is doodled on the last page.
Patchy Makeup Bag
A well used makeup bag, but stocked with brand new supplies! This includes, a light colored foundation, deep maroon lipstick, pure black eyeliner, light pink blush, and dark colored nail polish… someone surely has a specific aesthetic!
…Clunk!  Looks like you got two coins back!
Foam Soccer Ball
An indispensable item to pass the time with fellow five-year-old friends! Mostly if you like flinging it to their faces. It actually kind of hurts.
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