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Arthur, pulling up to Beecher’s Hope: What’s up? I’m back

John: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead

Arthur: Death is a social construct

#imagine this happening as John is on the roof and just falls off #you can’t kill this horse girl #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john marston #incorrect quotes

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Arthur: So, who’s Charles’ type

Sadie: Blue eyes, kind, oblivious, sandy blond hair, loves horses...

Arthur: Sounds kinda like me. Too bad we’re friends though

Sadie: Did I mention oblivious?

Arthur: Yeah, why?

Sadie: Okay, just making sure

#Charles is just as oblivious #These fools are hopeless #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #charles smith #charthur #sadie adler

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Sadie: That shirt looks great Charles

Charles: Thanks

Sadie: I bet it would look even better on Arthur’s floor

Arthur: Are you hitting on Charles... for me?

#Sadie is a righteous wingwoman #Charles agrees #apparently I only post charthur now but I’m not complaining #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #charles smith #charthur #sadie adler

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John: I dare you to kiss the next person who enters the room

Arthur: Hell no. I’m not kissing any of you

*Charles walks in*

Arthur: Fine, I’ll do it. Rules are rules you know?

#Tell me Charles didn’t walk by and hear that and proceed to walk in #man knew what he was doing #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #charles smith #charthur #john marston

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Charles: What’re you in the mood for?

Arthur: World domination

Charles: That’s a bit ambitious

Arthur: You are my world

Charles: Aw, cute

Arthur:

Charles:

Charles: OH-

#Arthur just rocked Charles’ shit #Charles you poor soul #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith #charthur

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Arthur: I know you think my judgment’s clouded cause I like Charles a bit

Sadie, holding Arthur’s journal: You drew your wedding invitation...

Arthur: No, that’s our joint tombstone

Sadie: My mistake

#This man is planning for the long run #He’s a planner #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith #charthur #sadie adler

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Tilly: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Karen: Not if they consent to it

Arthur: It depends on who you are stabbing

Mary-Beth: YES?!?!

#Arthur is one of the girls #they are all total gossips with each other #Mary-Beth is the only one with good grace #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes

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John: Why is everyone so obsessed with top or bottom? Honestly, I’d just be excited to have a bunk bed

Arthur:...

Arthur: I’m gonna tell him

Charles: Don’t you dare

#could you imagine John discovering the world of fan fiction #this reminds me of a charthur fic if you guess it you get my respect #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #john marston #charles smith #charthur

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Sean: I think we should have glow stick juice injected into our bones when we’re born. We get a fun surprise

John: What’s the surprise?

Arthur: Blood poisoning

#Arthur is done with Sean’s shit #I’m sure Sean has already tried it #John is a feral creature this wouldn’t phase him #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #john marston #sean macguire

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Arthur: I was voted “hardest worker” in high school

Sean: I was voted “most likely to become a clown...”

John: ...I was voted “most likely to have rabies”

#I am fully aware none of these idiots went to high school #I love that the entire fandom agrees John was a dirty feral child #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #john marston #sean macguire #incorrect quotes

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Charles: *banging a pen on the table out of frustration*

Arthur: Stop that. How would YOU feel if I banged you on the table?

Charles: I-

Charles: I don’t know the correct answer to that question

This is dedicated to the charthur tag that has been in a drought as of late

#charthur #people I have been starving for more content please #I have charthur brain rot #no thoughts just charthur #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #charles smith #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes

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Taima as a foal

Enough said

#rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #charles smith #Taima #you can’t convince me otherwise #horse

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John: Is this your plan B?

Arthur: Techincally, this is plan P

John: Is there a plan M?

Arthur: Yes, but I marry Charles in plan M

Charles: I like plan M

#Plan M occurred later #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #john marston #charles smith #charthur

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Charles: Arthur…

Arthur: Oh no, you said “Arthur…” in B flat

Arthur: You’re disappointed.

Sorry I’ve been gone so long! I may have been lost in AO3…

#Arthur definitely ate Charles’ leftovers #It probably took less than two hours for Arthur to be forgiven #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #rdr2 arthur #charles smith

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John: My head hurts

Arthur: That’s your brain trying to comprehend its own stupidity

#John tells everyone he has a PHD (not academically) #Arthur believes John was raised by raccoons #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #john marston #red dead redemption memes #rdr2 arthur

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Arthur: I would do anything within reason to make you happy

Charles: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated, and got a reasonable amount of sleep

Arthur: I said within reason

#Arthur and his self care have a rocky relationship #Charles is trying #charthur #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #charles smith

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John: Dammit, the printer broke while printing out Arthur’s birthday invitations

Charles: Well, what are they supposed to say?

John: “Arthur��s Birthday”

Charles: So, what do they say instead?

John: “Arthur’s bi”

Charles: ...Works out either way

#merely an observation #the printer knew #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #incorrect quotes #john marston #red dead redemption memes #charles smith