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Criminal Sentences, Vol. 13

(Sentences from various sources for criminals and/or dangerous muses. Adjust phrasing where needed)

"I told you I wasn't cheap, but I think you'll find it's worth your while."

"Come on, let's get out of here!"

"I'm not breaking into somebody's house! I have principles!"

"It's a bad idea to get into a power play with somebody who holds the power."

"You have a gift for manipulation."

"Outside of evil, what else have you managed to do?"

"You always get your way, don't you?"

"Have you ever actually killed anybody, or do you just talk them to death?"

"Know what your enemy is afraid of. That's power."

"Most fights are over before they start."

"Why do you have a gun?"

"You frighten me. You always have. Part of your charm, I suppose."

"In my line of work, it's best not to have any long term plans."

"I did not ascent to this position by being stupid."

"This city's afraid of me."

"When a man shakes my hand and says he's going to do something, I expect him to follow through."

"Keep talking. You're about five seconds away from the most humiliating moment of your life."

"Your motives always run deeper than simple fun."

"Good and evil, right and wrong, were invented for the original, average man."

"Have you ever shot anyone?"

"So somebody killed somebody. How is it my problem?"

"I am trying my best to be civil. You don't want to see what happens when I stop."

"Only an idiot goes to prison for being stubborn!"

"Suddenly ethical lapses are a major concern for you?"

"Suddenly you discover humanity?"

"Sooner or later, you'll talk. It's just a matter of time."

"All you can do is pray for a quick death, which you're not going to get."

"Thank you for not killing me."

"You really think we were set up?"

"If I were you, I'd keep me alive."

"If you shoot me, you won't see a cent of that money."

"If you shut up, maybe I won't put a bullet in you!"

"I don't think we got set up - I know we got set up!"

"Is there any fucked up thing you don't know about?"

"Do you think there's a place for men like us to go to get away from the killing?"

"Why don't we just kill him?"

"What the hell has my country done for me?"

"I'll get dressed, I'll kill him, and then I'll be right back."

"Do you want to go to jail?"

"You can understand love and pain and empathy, but you can't feel them at all. You're a psychopath."

"Murder is, or should be, an art."

"If ever I have to break your neck, I promise to do it with a minimum of force."

"He's got to die, and I'm the one that has to kill him."

"Let him bleed out."

"If you ever break into my apartment again, I'll stab you in the eye."

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I will never turn my back on people who need me.

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#musings #hell is forever #canon divergent au

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prompts for muses who are Little Shits™

for all the muses out there who like to mess with others!! mainly meant for platonic relationships, but can be used for romantic & antagonistic relationships as well! feel free to modify any pronouns, descriptor words, & objects for your needs!

FROM THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ how'd you like the fake spider in your room? ❞ ❝ hang on a second, i'm gonna record this — ❞ ❝ i took 20 bucks out of your bag last night. ❞ ❝ alright, that's it, time for the tickle monster treatment! ❞ ❝ oh, yeah? and what are you gonna do about it? ❞ ❝ i think i might have accidentally just hurt myself again. ❞ ❝ what makes you think you can possibly take me? ❞ ❝ outta the way, i was here first! ❞ ❝ sorry, i lost that a little while ago. ❞ ❝ hey, come on! it was just a prank! ❞ ❝ i'm seriously thinking about forcing that secret out of you. ❞ ❝ wait, did YOU say you wanted the last piece of pie in the fridge? 'cause i kinda just ate it ... ❞

actions. [ SING ] — sender starts singing raunchy lyrics around receiver [ WRESTLE ] — sender attempts to start play-fighting with receiver [ FINGER ] — sender flips receiver the bird [ LAUGH ] — sender tries to make receiver laugh [ LEAN ] — sender puts their full weight on receiver [ COLD ] — sender puts their cold fingers under receiver's shirt [ DRIVE ] — sender begins to drive very fast with receiver in the car with them [ FOOD ] — sender steals a bite of receiver's food when they're not looking [ BLANKET ] — sender pulls receiver's blanket off them while they're half-asleep [ PRANK ] — sender pulls a prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

FOR THE LITTLE SHIT.

words. ❝ hey, stop that! ❞ ❝ careful, i just got that new furniture. ❞ ❝ okay, okay, i'll do anything, just please stop tickling me ... ! ❞ ❝ god, you're such an asshole! ❞ ❝ i swear, if you do that one more time ... ❞ ❝ i didn't actually think it was that funny. ❞ ❝ aw, dammit, you broke it! ❞ ❝ you can't go 24 hours without having some kind of accident, huh? ❞ ❝ you just cheated! i watched you! ❞ ❝ if you even think about messing with me today, i will end you. ❞ ❝ are you drunk or something? because that was some of the weirdest shit i've ever heard. ❞ ❝ okay, i won't lie, that was actually pretty funny. ❞

actions. [ HEADLOCK ] — sender puts receiver in a headlock [ CHASE ] — sender chases receiver around in frustration [ RUN ] — sender runs from receiver to avoid being pranked/scared [ NUDGE ] — sender briskly nudges receiver in response to a snarky comment [ IGNORE ] — sender pretends to ignore receiver [ PULL ] — sender is dragged into pulling a prank with the sender [ CLEAN ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's mess [ WIPE ] — sender begins cleaning receiver's injuries after pulling a stunt that doesn't end well [ LEAVE ] — sender storms off in frustration after being messed with by receiver [ REVENGE ] — sender pulls a revenge prank on receiver (bonus points if a type of prank is specified!)

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☠ ― Send me a scene from my muse's canon and I will write it in my style!

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𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭𝐰𝐞𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐰/ 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐭𝐡 𝐛𝐨𝐲𝐬,  𝐝𝐫. 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐚𝐫𝐤:  𝐞𝐩 𝟏𝟖𝟗.  had to alter some just a bit as always to be easier to work with and you can mess around with them freely! have fun! 💋

“there’s sort of no excuse to call in. the only excuse is your death.”

“it’s nice to spend time with you.”

“oh. it’s nice to spend time with you, too.”

“i don’t think there’s been a lot of progress over the last two or three months.”

“as you get into it, it’s easier, right?”

“you know, i gotta say, you look pretty good, my dude.”

“can we see those guns real quick?”

“i mean, feel free to take more off, if you want.”

“no thank you, but that’s weird.”

“i think i might be a little bit sick, but i’m not sure if it’s sick, or at this point it might be poison. i’m trying to figure it out.”

“yeah, i spray poison all the time in my house.”

“i spray poison like, everywhere, i call it ‘lining up’. so yeah, i just line up the house.”

“anywhere that there’s like, a hole for something to get through? there’s poison going on there.”

“are you troubled with bugs?”

“have you seen any bug in your house, ever?”

“okay. anyway.”

“every day, how many bugs do you see here?”

“i mean, i bet it doesn’t work that well.”

“that is demonstrating how bad it is.”

“i’ve exterminated all bugs.”

“you ever heard of the case of the superstitious pigeon?”

“i think you’re becoming the superstitious pigeon, my friend.”

“so you’re trying to tell me god is just like, sprinkling bugs on my motherfucking house?”

“ahh, he thinks the poison’s working again!”

“i’m not a pigeon.”

“you’ve been going mudding?”

“i needed to get my knives sharpened.”

“it’s just a funny statement.”

“are these cutlery knives? are you throwing knives?”

“look, guys. you need to get your knives sharpened every six months, no matter what.”

“i just pictured you with like, a collection of knives.”

“i do have a collection of very nice knives.”

“i think i’m too old to be hanging out on campus.”

“i think in the future i might want to teach again.”

“here’s someone snapping their neck in half. do you think this is funny?”

“so, i’m never going on a ride like that again.”

“he’s a professional, he’s a fan of the silly.”

“this is hilarious.”

“do you smash your ass on that?”

“you could break your pelvis.”

“the amount of weed they smoke is epic.”

“they’re sharp as shit on all that weed.”

“that seems like you couldn’t function.”

“the first time you do it, you definitely can’t function.”

“you should ask me stuff. i’ve got stuff to reveal to you.”

“when’s the last time you’ve been cross-fados barbados?”

“they had these cigar-sized blunts with a mouthpiece on the end.”

“i had a fucking toxic reaction.”

“it was really a bad reaction, and no high. only misery.”

“i’m gonna go out on a limb here and say that you should stay away from weed.”

“i’m gonna go with you on that.”

“weed’s a little different now.”

“i thought i was gonna have a seizure.”

“it took me about five days to recover. for two days, i was a mess.”

“i am so sorry that i’m such a freaking lightweight.”

“it’s called an anticholinergic reaction.”

“that sounds like your asshole seals shut.”

“so you have neuropathy issues.”

“so you just lost all motor function?”

“didn’t you say you didn’t get high? this sounds like you were just insanely high. you were just stoned.”

“there was nothing pleasurable. it was only misery.”

“you sound like the guys in college that used to give me that shit!”

“you’re not doing it right!’

“it’s called being a lightweight.”

“now i wanna smoke with the cool kids.”

“i announced that i have to leave.”

“let’s talk about ballbag pain, everybody.”

“it’s like getting shot in the back.”

“how the fuck do those fit through a dickhole?”

“you wanna piss out a quarter-sized piece of coral?”

“i blew out my femur.”

“is this something i should worry about?”

“some people, after a traumatic event, could have more unregulated emotions.”

“it’s good, you’re in touch with your emotions.”

“what’s the difference between mental illness and just being a run of the mill asshole? like, clinically.”

“being an asshole can also be a sign of mental health issues.”

“personality disorders are the phenomenon that cause people to have trouble in relationships.”

“when you’re talking about an asshole, you’re talking about someone who just makes you feel bad to be around.”

“that guy’s pretty cool.”

“i don’t know quite what you accomplished with that.”

“stop, i don’t like him.”

“when you sit and study it, it’s uncanny.”

“i just wonder what’s going on in his head.”

“we’ll continue to try to figure out where the bodies are buried.”

“i always feel bad for a cool guy.”

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#videos #bad boy #canon div luz #breaking news #ooooh boy

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reblog if your muse is   ( D R A M A T I C ™ ) 

#reblog if meme #headcanon meme

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send me “!” for my muse to tell yours what they really think of them.

NOTE – this is meant to be 100% honest!!

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This is geometry class

#toh #toh pilot #figures...

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Irish Spring bar soap.

^^That’s it. That’s the post. You either get it or you don’t

#musings #used it in my last shower man

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BOLD WHICH STIMS APPLY TO YOUR MUSE Repost. Don’t Reblog

BITING FINGERNAILS | TWIRLING HAIR | CRACKING KNUCKLES | CRACKING JOINTS | DRUMMING FINGERS | TAPPING PENCILS/PENS | BOUNCING KNEE | FOOT JIGGLING | WHISTLING | POPPING MOUTH | ECHOLALIA | BLOWING RASPBERRIES | ROCKING | BOUNCING ON BALLS OF FEET | SWINGING LEGS OR ARMS | FLAPPING | SNAPPING FINGERS | FLICKING | BOUNCING | JUMPING | TWIRLING | WALKING ON TIPTOES | PACING | TRICHOTILLOMANIA | DERMATILLOMANIA | RUBBING OR SCRATCHING AT SKIN | REPETITIVE MOTIONS | REPEPTITIVE BLINKING | STARING AT LIGHTS | ROTATING THINGS | LICKING OBJECTS | STROKING OBJECTS | REARRANGING OBJECTS | HEADBANGING | PUNCHING | BITING | DANCING | HUMMING | OTHER (PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ADD MORE)

#neurodivergency memes #ADHD muses #roleplay memes #canon div luz #🎳b-boy

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Unwanted Powers Starters

“I never wanted these powers!”

“I am cursed!”

“They never give you a manual for these things.”

“It’s strange, but I kind of like it.”

“I don’t need to be powerful.”

“They do not help! They’re a hindrance!”

“Superheroes make it look easy!”

“I want someone to teach me.”

“Yes, you saw me doing that. You’re not crazy.”

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Send 🚩 to hear one of my muse's red flags

Alternatively, send ✳️ to hear one of their green flags

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It should be Luzer

#hazbin hotel #the owl house

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Things my family members have said RP sentence starters

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good fucking morning *levitates towards you with ill intent*