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What the fuck

See the thing is that, until recently, I thought that OG Hydraxon was present for the 2007 arc and that him dying and Dekar becoming Dekar!Hydraxon, but like. Hydraxon dies at some point around 2004-2005, and then several in-universe millenia later Dekar just like. Becomes another one of him. And also Dekar!Hydraxon looks different from original!Hydraxon? Like apparently the original didn't have gills and couldn't breathe underwater, whereas Dekar!Hydraxon does and can.

#bionicle

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What's even funnier is that I'd bet real american dollars that when Darth Vader saw the falcon in the death star hangar in a new hope he probably thought

"I could hot rod the sith out of this panel van"

Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.

The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.

#sw

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Joking aside, the Millennium Falcon is not the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van.

The Millennium Falcon is the space fantasy equivalent of a busted-ass old panel van that's inexplicably been hot-rodded to have a top speed of 300 miles per hour, which is substantially funnier.

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I'll take it!

I like to think that certain places in the matoran universe carry different accents.

We already have Chutespeak/treespeak, which is apparently specific to metru nui/mata nui, why shouldn't it be true for other islands?

For one, I imagine Skakdi have british accents (like the bonkle orks they are)

Voya nui matoran sound Australian, fitting for an island where Everything Can Kill You™

Beings from Xia sound like they're from the northeast us.

Give me your accent headcannons!

#bionicle #bonkle #posts that will get me sent to karzahni #karzahni

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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

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#atla

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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Pain

How do you politely tell someone "your wall of text fic is illegible"

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Cody, sliding a piece of flimsi across Obi-Wan's desk during Mandated Paperwork Time: "Sign here, here, here and initial here, sir."

Obi-Wan: *does so without opening his eyes because Mandated Paperwork Time has been happening for three hours*

Cody, leaving the room with the signed documents: "Thank you, sir. Mandated paperwork time is now over; you can go to sleep now."

Obi-Wan, punch-drunk on sleep deprivation: "Okay, night-night."

~12 hours later, during a holomeeting with the council~

Mace: "And now for our last order of business: Obi-Wan, would you care to explain to the rest of the council why we received a copy of your writ of marriage to Commander Cody, retroactive to the beginning of the war?"

Obi-Wan: *record-scratch*

Yoda, a Known Shit-Stirrer: "Invited to the ceremony, I wish to have been."

#sw

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Thinking of the larger context of LOTR and like, the fellowship swapping old war stories and shit and Sam just says “Yeah I killed a huge spider…Shelob, I think?”

And Gandalf just blinks and is like, “You what now?”

“Yeah, killed it. Had to save Frodo”

Gandalf elects not to tell Sam that he killed the spawn of a primordial demon.

#lotr

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100,000 and change.

Awful yet amusing thought.

Takua encounters a Bohrok-Kal.

The Bohrok is just staring him down, and then, it just shakes its head and walks away.

Takua's just relieved, while the Bohrok-Kal has an uncomfortable sense of Deja vu.

#bionicle

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Oh you sweet summer child

Awful yet amusing thought.

Takua encounters a Bohrok-Kal.

The Bohrok is just staring him down, and then, it just shakes its head and walks away.

Takua's just relieved, while the Bohrok-Kal has an uncomfortable sense of Deja vu.

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This story went and said the woman is 5'1" (155cm) and then referenced her "long legs" in the next sentence. How you gonna have long legs if you're only 5'1"? Is she just legs and a head?