“my grandpa went to war and he didn’t start identifying as nonhuman due to trauma!!” ok well maybe im just cooler than your grandpa
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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file
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From Ursula K. Le Guin’s Cat Dreams. Illustrated by S. D. Schindler.
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We always talk about how autistic adults are adults, and that's true. but shoutout to the autistics that :
age regress
pet regress
don't feel human
are age stunted by trauma
who feel like a teen/child for whatever reason
who want to be a child again
age sliders in a system
littles in a system
middles in a system
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" SPOTLIGHT " → Actor Mark 🎬
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Do not attempt to out-malicious-compliance the staff at the malicious compliance conference.
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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that
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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈⬛🐈❤️
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